The Ultimate Caption Contest
Scrapper wearing a straw hat

59 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Sammythekat says:
It was at this momen when Scrapper realized his Farmer Jones cosplay wasn't going to work out on his little farm.
omegasupreme69 says:
ok seriously whats the deal with the friggin hat the joke has run its course....
Revenge of Bruticus says:
"With the thoughts I'd be thinkin, I could be another Lincoln, If I only had a brain."
Swoopscream says:
Hey, man. Chicks dig dudes who spend all day with big... plump... corn... cobs... okay, I see what you're saying.
Zeedust says:
Fallen on hard times after his series got cancelled, Scrapper auditions for the role of the Scarecrow in a local production of "The Wizard of Oz".
popo5 says:
Is this what Devastator does know, grow Decepticons? Now we know how the eggs got up on the walls of Cybertron.
Evil Eye says:
Scrapper's attempts to attract Asian girls with traditional dress were not successful.
jack270606 says:
After chugging his fifth barrel of the day, Scrapper develops a triple chin
Road Turtle says:
Scrapper,"Whad'ya you mean we were cancelled three years ago? They just left me here?"
munkimus prime says:
And even after two years Scrapper still waits to do his lines for season 4.
Cyclonus43 says:
Mixmaster while holding a similar hat "Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
Red_Sun says:
Scrappper singing: "I'm a poor lonesome cowboy, and a long way from home..."
Jaw Crusher says:
The sum of the root of any two sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side...oh, joy! Rapture! I've got a brain!
Optimus1116 says:
I've been stranded here forever, and I lost my best friend Wuilson :C
turbomagnus says:
Scrapper singing; Green Acres is the place to be, farm living is the life for me...
Psychout says:
#I am a brand new combine 'arvester, and I'll give you the key..# - The Wurzels newest member.
Ryuki says:
I taking audition to became tinman, but strangely they put me into scarecrow role...
Optimum Supreme says:
Within 10 years there will be an exclusive BotCon homage figure of this.
Ultra Markus says:
Since Bay has been hire'in dem new fancy robots i haddent found me a job for mega cycles
DaltiniansTFs says:
Scrapper: "Your fear will be your...uhhh...line?"
Director: "Cut...scrapper, your line is, 'your fear will be your downfall' "
Scrapper: "Oh, I get it, can i get a barrel of oil now?..."
Super Megatron says:
Miss Peggy and Kermit realized that they may need a little help with their genomic restrictions, so they figured a little technology would help.
MightyMagnus78 says:
The All New Wizard Oz. Starring Scrapper as the Scarecrow with Megatron as the Tin Man and Starscream as Dorothy.
USDA Prime says:
I didn't get the part in Batman Begins or The Dark Knight, but I'm confident they'll take me for The Dark Knight Rises.
Ravage XK says:
"I woke up with this!! Ha ha, very funny but did you have to use so much glue? Also, whats up with my Con logo?"
USDA Prime says:
What do you think of my Halloween costume? I'm the Scarecrow when he was in the Sinestro Corp during the Blackest Night event.
dabattousai says:
Scrapper: Yeeeeeep, still waiting for Hasbro to take recognition of me and release a figurine of me and my buds already...