The Ultimate Caption Contest
Seaspray with his hands cupping his face
211 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
Bee:Babe, what are you doing?
SS:I want to kiss you goodbye, but I cant get this helmet off.*head rips off**falls to ground*
Bee:Oh...
BG the Robit says:
Bee:*hand on SS's spark* I'm always gonna love ya, but I hafta sacrifice myself for you.
SS: Really? *tears*
Bee: Yes. *whispers* actually no, i was just told to say that.
Wolfman Jake says:
Yes. Yes! A thousand times, YES! I WILL be your Conjunx Endura, Bee!
Silver Wind says:
Bumblebee tried to calm Seaspray, but it was too late. Yelling for help, Seaspray caused a cave-in.
DarkDranzer says:
Bumblebee: Uhh Seaspray I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Seaspray: Yeah? Why?
Bumblebee: Picasso's gonna kick your ass to Tuesday...
Seaspray: So? Picasso's dead...
Picasso: No I'm not!!!
Bumblebee and Seaspray: EEK!!
Galaxy_Convoy says:
Seaspray: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED WHEELIE!
Bumble Bee: your point? he had it coming.
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Seaspray: I'm human under here
Bumblebee: No your not
Seaspray triesto take his head off
Bumblebee: See
Seaspray: Damn
Dee-Kal says:
"You see? Hands that do dishes DO stay as soft as your face with mild green 'Fairy Liquid'..!"
shockwave_inoz says:
BUMBLE: "Seriously - you thought Beast Wars was THAT bad?!" SEASP: "Lions and Tigers and Bears - OH MY!!"
Tiedye says:
BUBBLEBEE-"If you do that Home Alone impression one more time I'm going to hit you up the side of your face."
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee:Will you marry me Seaspray.
Seaspray:*Gasp* Ohh yes I will *Flips hand and holds thigh*
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Gimmie your lunch money, Peespray, or I'll cut'choo good!
Seaspray: EEK!
Anonymous says:
Seaspray:Don't I look like the kid from Home Alone?
Bumblebee:Yeah....sure dude.
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: Oh Bumblebee, I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!!
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Looks like we're... home alone... Seaspray: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow Fox says:
Seaspray- So you really don't think I'm ugly?
Bumblebee- No baby your HOT!!!
Seaspray- It's just that I've been packing on the pounds with late night energon cubes..Im hideous I know I am..
Bumblebee- Ya, but I&#
Bruticus says:
Bumblebee: "I've got bad news, Seaspray."
Seaspray: "What?"
Bumblebee: "I'm afraid that this is your one episode in the spotlight before you disappear forever. I'm so sorry.&qu
Anonymous says:
BUMBLEBEE: (wispering)So I was in car mode and Spike and Carly thought I was off line and they got in the back seat and....
SEASPRAY: Noooo!
Anonymous says:
seaspray: it took 2 hours to panel beat my head back into place, TWO DAMN HOURS BUMBLEBEE
bumblebee: that really gets my feckles up too...
Anonymous says:
bumblebee: there there seaspray
seaspray: DAMNIT REFLECTOR GIMME BACK MY MOUTH!! WHY AM I STILL CUPPING MY HANDS LIKE THIS!?
Jetplague says:
Oh great! Hey Prime!! Looks like Seaspray put himself in " pleasure mode " again! Damn man......don't make me give you such a slap!!
Anonymous says:
How I keep it so smooth and shiny? by using ...
Bumblbee: cut that crap out!!!!
Anonymous says:
...and on the next Designer Guys...Seaspray gets into the swank of things.
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: Oh me oh me oh my! I can't believe I just saw a butterfly!
Bumblebee:...what? Hey, buddy, are you okay?
Anonymous says:
SEASRRAY: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! my tooth hurts, it hurts, it hurts !!!!!!
BUBBLEBEE: Thats what you get for eating all my energon candy !!!!
Laserbot says:
bumblbee: "umm what are you doing?"
Seaspray: "im practiing my HOME ALONE bit..."
Bumblbee: "ho... ok let me try...hehem... Kevn!!"
Spike: "these are my friends... -_-"
&q
Anonymous says:
[Seaspray] Oh no!!! I left our weeklong supply of energon back at Autobot HQ!!
Jetfire Masta says:
Bumble Bee:why are u hitting yourself why are u hitting yourself!HAHA loser Seaspray:some1 help Bumble Bee is makin me hit myself.Dont bee a bumb u bumb.
Anonymous says:
Seaspray : Arcee said I was cute... Isn't that lovely ?
Bumblebee : Yeah right, and I'm gonna be rebuild into a Throttlebot later on.
parkwood says:
Man that big clutz Slag wiped me in the face with his tail again!! ahh its going to take me forever to get the alignment right! Oh I hate when this happens
Alphatron2k3 says:
Bumblebee: Hey Seaspray have you seen Armada yet?
SeaSpray: Yess I did and seen hey they have given us minibots a bad rep. Not to mention it sucks slag.
Bumblebee: Yeah but at least your not in it as a Minicon thats even smaller than us. and can&am
TetraReris says:
Bee: C'mon I know that comes off!
Spray: For the last time it doesn't. Let me show you. *pushes hard* See!?!
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: "Don't you remember last night?" Seaspray: "um, no, I have no idea -- OH CHRIST, GOD NOOOOOO!"
thexfile says:
Seaspray : brrrr mm bunbelbee and you por over a bit of energon juse and bake it in the oven brrrr you just have 2 taste it bumblebee....
Anonymous says:
BB:"Hey Seaspray, can I borrow some crayons from your toybox? SS:"Doh!"
Zu Darkness says:
Bumblebee: Did you hear about the new Comic book that features us and Gi Joe: Seaspay: Gasp
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: Bumbleebee,gurgle,how come no girl want to go out with me,gurgle?
BB: Because your gay looking and you talk like you were born with mouthwash set to rinse.
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: Oh look at me, Im so dumpy and gay looking and my head is too huge for my body, oooh look at me.
Bumblebee: Seaspray,can I tell you something....... Smack!!!!!!!
Omega Supreme says:
Bumblebee: What's gotten in to you Seaspray??
Seaspray: I'm Energon High and so happy, wwwwhhheee!!!!!
Bumblebee: Uh....yeah right.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Seaspray we're trapped in the cave. Optimus said something about crapppy midgets.
Seaspray: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Bumblebee: Nice Home Alone tribute...dumbass.
Anonymous says:
"There Bumblebee, I've just finished applying the final touches to my facial make-up."
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee:"Seaspray! I just saw on the internet! Remember that alien chic you got horizontal with in "Sea Change"? Well, dude, she's only fifteen! Yer gonna go to jail for statutory rape!" Seaspray: "G
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: hicup, I got the hicups
Bumblebee: we'll destroy these hicups and you know it
MacrossFA19 says:
Beachcomber: Echo, Echo, Echo!!!
Beachcombers echo: whats with all the shouting?!?
Anonymous says:
it's alright baby, everyone likes you're cupcakes, i promise.
Beast Simpson says:
Bumblebee: Seaspray, stay calm..theres a bug on your face. Seaspray: GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!
PixieStixGirl says:
Bumblebee: Damnit, Seaspray! This is the last time I let you talk me into playing with glue! My hand is stuck to you!!
Seaspray: YOUR hands?!
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: Hey! BUMBLEBEE! WHAT IS THAT!?
Bumblebee: ..um...a spider?
Seaspray: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! GET IT AWAY!!!
Bumblebee: .........It's okay........I think....
Anonymous says:
Help! I can't believe they made me sound like that fat slob Dominic Barbra!
Billy says:
Ooohhh!!! By all the Cybertronian Dentistbots, I've got a huge toothache!!! B: There there, we will see Doctor Ratchet, and for a second consult First Aid, okay?? S: I want to go to Wheeljack! B: If you dont shutup we will go to see Alpha Trion a
Anonymous says:
Seaspray:Like No Way! Justin Timberlake is gonna be here Bumblebee: I know thats like totally cool
Screamer says:
Seaspray: Help I accidently put Prime's face plate on and cant get it off!
Anonymous says:
seaspray: i cant beleive they called me gurgle mouth!
bumblebee: hey its better than being called
the short horny one
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
Bumblebee: THAT DOES IT! I'm joining the Decepticons!
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Its ok Seaspray, they are only putting you in Armada for one day, then you die so you won't be used again. It will be ok.
TheRo-Man says:
[Seasprayâ„¢] "Darn Bumblebeeâ„¢, I forgot my line again." [Bumblebeeâ„¢] "Um, Seasprayâ„¢ we don't have lines. Some dude draws us and other people talk for us." [Seasprayâ„¢] "Oh, well then how come I
TheRo-Man says:
"Hasbro© did what Bumblebeeâ„¢? Thats it! I Seasprayâ„¢ demand that all Transformers® fans buy only Takara© brand reissues or used figures. Who needs Hasbro's© crappy 3 inch long missiles and mismolded
Anonymous says:
Why yes, the Mach3 DID leave me feeling much smoother! No more 5 oclock rusty shadow!
TheRo-Man says:
"No, no Seaspray. Just because they won't make a reissue of you like they do with all of us "cool" guys doesn't mean you suck. It just means your....well OK I can't lie. You suck.
Anonymous says:
"OO NO MY BABY" "Calm down ma'am we're doing eveything we can"
"But she's allergic to milk-" "I said calm down"
Skyfire the Artist says:
When Bumblebee described the horror of Microsoft tech support, Seaspray could not believe what he heard.
Anonymous says:
Man She has got to shave those thighs, she is scratching the paint off my faceplate.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Bumblebee,"What's wrong?" Seaspray,"Oh,I've got a big problem Superion says I turn him on." Bumblebee,"OUCH,that's gonna leave a mark." Seaspray,"It gets worse he&am
Anonymous says:
I think I heard something BumbleBee...
Nah, it was just Optimus playing with his sparkplug*.
Sky-Byte says:
Seaspray: this cave is very scary!! I want go home!
Bumblebee: Don´t be a baby! it´s just a dark cave. Armada is much scary than this cave!
HE-MAN says:
Seaspray: "Why do I sound EXACTLY like Merman from 'Masters of the Universe?!?'"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Seaspray,"I love you Bumblee buddy your such a lovly shade of yellow." Bumblebee,"Oh crap this is just like the time Megatron stole Gears's special chip,only REAL annoying."
TheRo-Man says:
[Scene from the lost episode "The Girl who loved Seaspray"] Bumblebee: "Look Seaspray, it happens to all of us one time or another. The next time your with her, Just think about Powerglide. It keeps me from discharging to quickl
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: ...and when I poke your stomach, you're supposed to go "Hoo hoo!"
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: AHHHHH, my cheeks are so fuzzy...
Bumblebee: Okaaaay....., back to the nice padded room...
Anonymous says:
seaspray:"OH NO! I lost the keys to the ark! Prime will kill ME!"
Bumblebee:"don't worry, we'll find them.... I hope"
davewelttf says:
Bumblebee:What's wrong?
Seaspray: It's this goshdang mouth plate every time i move it wants to fall out!
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: I can't believe all those rude things morph said about sideshow sideswipe.
Bumblebee: Yeah, those were pretty low
Zu Darkness says:
Ahh my F-----G tooth hurts and I sound like a idiot. God please end my pathefic existance here
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: Bumblebee, I got a date with Alannah, but I need to pick the right robot aftershave. What brand should I use?
little_fly says:
bumblebee: seaspray are you all right ??
seaspray:i think i hurt my jaw while eating energon!!
bummble bee:ill go and get iornhide to take you to the repair unit!
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Don't worry this won't hurt a bit. Seaspray: Uh.... Where's our other haaaaaaaaa!! GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!!
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: Man, I think I need a Chiropractor, my neck is out of whack. Bumblebee: Here let me help with that (snickering)
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Dude, stop that! Too much noise and this place will colapse.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Uh... Seaspray, you can stop singing now you've already scared away the decepticons. Oh, and don't give up you day job.
Anonymous says:
Waaaaa......What did wheelie mean when he said "he was cooler than me?"
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: I found it. It is a lump! Seaspray: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee,"O.K. it's bigger than a breadbox....uh..Seaspray this is important we don't have time for charades.Grimlock's found my stash of hempergon and he said he's got the human munchies."
Pokejedservo says:
Seaspray: Oh man I am having SUCH a toothache. Bumblebee: Uh you do know that you don't really have a mouth right? Right? Seaspray: I dunno, is Arcee our dentist?
Bruticus Buckeye says:
Seaspray: "You make me so very happy!" Bumblebee: "Kiss me, you fool!"
Anonymous says:
Seaspray,"Ratchet says he found a rust infection in my voicebox this big." Bumblebee,"Well,that explains that stupid gruggling voice of yours."
ButtZilla says:
Seaspray: Ooooooaaaaooaaahh!
Bumblebee: Enough of the Tarzan call, this is not the place!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Whoops Prime's gonna kill me I broke the Matrix."
TheRo-Man says:
No Bumblebee, I'm not really Seaspray [pops off head] I am really Jack Osborne! And this isn't Regular Pepsi©. Its Pepsi© mixed with rum, whiskey, Extasy and special K. Oh, and Seaspray....my dad bit off his head and fe
Anonymous says:
I love you Seaspray and I cant wait another astro-second to show you my tailpipe.
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: With this bad rust I'll never get a date to the Cybertron prom! Bumblebee: Seaspray, just do what I did. Use Rustex(tm) and those rust spots will clear right up! Seaspray: I can't believe it! No more rust! Whooee, I'm
Ricochet says:
Seaspray: Oh MY GOD! Arcee is walking this way!!!
Bumblebee: Ya know you will never get her, right?
Anonymous says:
Seaspray begins to cry when he realizes he's gotta watch ARMADA with Bumblebee
Anonymous says:
B: I think the Ark did a poor job making us look like these Earth forms. Look how much weight I gained. S: I know! I am afraid that if I let go of my head, it will fall off.
tfpredaking says:
Seaspray: EEEEEKKK!! I can't beleive it!! Hoist finally asked me to marry him!! I'm so excited!!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"I'm tellin yah that fish was this big,but it got away."
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: This aftershave burns! Bumblebee: It's not aftershave, dumbass, it's acid. Seaspray: !
Slappyfrog says:
Bumblebee: "Uh, Seaspray? You do know you're not a Headmaster, right?"
Quintessa says:
BB: Look how they drew us, Seaspray! My two month old cousin could do better and he just drools on the page!!!
Anonymous says:
Seaspray:"Riiiiiiiiiiicola!" Bumblebee:"Shut the hell up!"
Rodimus Primal says:
Bumblebee: Optimus warned you not to play with the energon glue, Seaspray.
dcsnowdog says:
Hey, What do you think your doin. . ., oh! Oh my, tee hee, that tickles!
Anonymous says:
Seaspray,"I hate to rain on your parade,man,we ain't gonna last 2hrs!" Bumblebee,"Easy,Seaspray,Wheelie lasted much longer than that with no weapons and no training." Wheelie,"Affirmative." Se
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee,"I'm sorry buddy Optimus said if you wanna be Generation 2 we gotta have you vacumized."
HoliPrime says:
Optimus H.Christ, Bumblebee, look in that mirror! Can you believe how badly they've drawn us this week?
Anonymous says:
Seaspray does his best impersonation of Macaully Culkin in "Home Alone."
Anonymous says:
[Seaspray] Nooooo!!! I left the load of energon cubes at the space bridge!
voltronic says:
Bumblebee in Nick Rivera voice: "It's sunblock..that also works as a laxative"
TriggerHappy says:
Bumblebee, we must return to base. Why? Because I left the iron and the kitchen on.
Anonymous says:
S. What do you mean "You are going to be reworked and appear in Armada"? B. I knew you would not want to be alone now
Autobot bubbs says:
Bumblebee: You must resist!
Seaspray: but I can't help it, the Backtreet Bots are Hotties!!
Anonymous says:
seaspray:oh noooooooo!!!!!!!!!
bumble bee:what,whats wrong?
seaspray:I LEFT THE ENERGON IN THE MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!!
Exulted Unicron says:
S: Owww! My teeth, take me to a dentist, take me now!!
B: You don't have any teeth, you're a robot!
S: Oh, yeah
Anonymous says:
bumblebee: and then morph called me ignorant.
seaspray: what a jackass.
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: (quote) "...and it was this big and it flew up my nose..." Bumblebee: But you don't *have* a nose!
Anonymous says:
Seaspray: Oh no Bumblebee, we can't possibly... we're moving too fast!
Bumblebee: Shh baby, just relax, and go with my flow..
gir says:
"What!?...there going to make a Home Alone 4!?!...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
buddhaquest says:
S- ...and my cheeks are warm! Are your cheeks warm? Oh man, I'm freaking out! What was in that stuff? Did you hear that? Oh man! They're gunna know man! You have horns?? Oh man, your the devil! Your going to kill me!! AAAHHHHH
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