Vapor-03 says:
Spike, speaking in hush-tones to the giant novelty can," Psst! Hey! Mr.Giant Novelty Can... Why is there a guy in a robot suit behind me??
Frenchhorngirl says:
"Oh my g
God! Yoi were too close to forgetting this before we left for Corpus Christi!"
Ratbat says:
A supersized can of extra-strength insecticide! Let's market this baby, and make millions, Bumblebee!
Dinobot Prime says:
Spike: Something's not right here. I mean look! I am looking at a giant can of insecticide and you would turn inot a car smaller than a golf cart!
BB: Darn animators and their size problems...
Tiedye says:
SPIKE- SOOO.....If your not useing this to lube your joints....What do you use it for?
Anonymous says:
"More smart, more safe, more than meets the eye, Robotic XXX!"
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: "Drink It..."
Spike: "But..."
Bumblebee: "Drink it I say!!!"
Hot Rodimus says:
after a Visit down south,Spike and Bumblebee comtemplate the moonshine they brough with.
Rainbow Starscream says:
Spike: What in the world is this? Bumblebee: Oh, that's just Optimus Prime's deodorant.
Metrotitan says:
First of all, I have the dumbest looking attire on,I mean come on, who the hell wears tight-ass jeans, a gay looking collared shirt right out of K-mart and to top it off dons some charlie brown gollashes?
Bumblebee: dude, you suck ass! Wazzup with the bi
Dash Trigger says:
Spike wonders how he and Bumblebee would be able to change the battery in Prime's trailer without a forklift or help from the larger Autobots.
Anonymous says:
Spike: What's this? Bumblebee: Oh that, it's a magical can that belongs to Jazz. He says when you kick it, it'll make you younger.
Anonymous says:
Spike: ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: What the hell's this for? Spike: New York cockroaches...
Shadow Fox says:
Spike- Ya bumblebee I've decided, I'm gonna end it all right here and now.
Bumblebee- Ya that's probably for the best Spike people stopped carring about humans in transformers after the first season..just don't leave a
Slartibartfast says:
contemplating prime's latest masterplan, spike thought that megatron wasn't so bad after all...
Anonymous says:
(Spike): "You think this will stop those giant Insecticons?" (Bumblebee): "Sure will, according to Wheeljack you have to get in close and shove it right up their..." (Spike): "Me?"
Anonymous says:
(Spike): "And you're sure Carly's going to like this?" (Bumblebee): "I hope so, it wasn't easy sneaking this outta Prime's quarters"
Anonymous says:
Thanks for the insecticide, Bumblebee! My Dad wants spray the house. It's infested with hundreds of roaches!!!
Anonymous says:
I dono spike, ya think that's enough lube for ol megatron's tight ass?
Shadow says:
That's a really big can. Are you sure it's big enough. Dunno, bend over...
Anonymous says:
(two captions, you choose) 1) spike: bumbles, are you sure this is just like helium to starscream? bumblebee: YEP and his voice will go so high, his head will explode -OR- bumblebee: okay spike *snicker* just press the top and a naked lady will com
skullcruncher says:
Watch 1 hour of pure robo porn! all for $5, today's special: Onslaught on Vortex, dont miss out!!!
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Anonymous says:
When Spike and Bumblebee ask themselves "what where those Armada writers sniffing", Teletran-1 projects a following
hologram.
Anonymous says:
spike: UNBELIEVABLE THOSE CARTOON DRAWERS, CANT THEY SEE THIS CAN IS NOT RELATIVY IN SIZE COMPARED TO ME!!! bumb: TO YOU??? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF COMPARISMENT TO ME!!!
BlItZeR says:
Spike:"Hey bumblebee this is not poison! it just Primes whiskey Keg, see its a triple X'er too. hehehe
Anonymous says:
bumblebee- spike are you sure prime will not be offended if we give hom this deodorant?
Anonymous says:
spike- see if that walmart smiley face comes near me. extra low prices my ass.
Zeedust says:
Spike: "Insecticide and porn, all in one can?" Bumblebee: "What can I say, wheeljack's a genius."
Jetfire Masta says:
BB:think this will kill the decetipcons im to lazy. Spike:dont be stupid u cant kill any 1 with this BB:You can kill the insecticons idiot
ultramegatron says:
spike: dude i think we're shrinking.
bummble:quiet flesh bag we're not shrinking the can's just geting biger as we get closer to it
parkwood says:
-Bumblebee- "Man those were some nasty roaches!"
-Spike- "I told you trying to make a life size model of Optimus out of pancackes was a bad idea!"
DKusanagi says:
Spike: You sure this is Insecticide..
Bumblebee: I'm sure, I used it when that insipient Waspinator was after us!!!
K-nonFodder says:
Spike" i heard if we spray it into a paper bag and breath it, it will make us feel better" Bee" i'm game"
Anonymous says:
"It's all right, Bumblebee. There's no shame in having robotic lice...we can take care of the problem with my little friend here."
Anonymous says:
Spike: What the hell is with the can.
Bumblebee: I dont know it just sits there.
then they both look at it again and just raises theres eyebrows.
TetraReris says:
Spike: Look at this prop I got for Daniel's report on inhalent use.
Bumblebee: You should see the size of the inhalent cannister in Red's room.
thexfile says:
spike : he waw what a good disguise , what a cool new transformer bumblebee who is it...
Bumblebee : eme that's just my anty insectecon spray spike
Anonymous says:
...Camping with the Autobots, Spike always made sure to pack his insecticon repellant.
Beast Simpson says:
Bumblebee: No.
Spike: Aww, come on, just a little bit?
Bumblebee: NO, I am NOT letting you rub me down, now drop it!
M says:
Bumblebee: "Spike, I want you to meet my father. His name is XXX."
Spike: "How ya doin'?"
Anonymous says:
S: Wow robotic XXX... B: Maybe u spray it onto a tf, itll become a hot sexy female bot! I LOVE MODERN SCIENCE!
DestronPride says:
From left to right: Each one increasingly more likely to be found in a transformers porn.
M says:
Spike... I, uh, don't think you're supposed to be sniffing that stuff...
Unknown says:
Spike: So this stuff is also used to exterminate Mini-Cons?
Bumblebee: Eradicates all Mini-Con problems in one spray or your money back!
Spike:I think you've been haging around Wreck-Gar too long!
Exulted Unicron says:
S: Look what I've found, Unicron's Deoderant.
BB: Er.. Spike, that belongs to Superion
APOLLO says:
Spike: Wow Robotic XXX
Bumblebee: Um, Spike, that's not porn you perverted moron.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee:"So, Spike, I hear Sparkplug got tossed in the slammer for child-endangerment, for lettin' you hang outwith giant alien robots that fight all the time." Spike:"Yep. Now, lets go spray toxic chemicals at giant
Anonymous says:
Spike now understood why the spray never worked on Bombshell, Kickback and Shrapnel. The insecticide was for "deluxe" Insecticons.
Anonymous says:
Spike: You're sure this will rid Earth of the Insecticons?
Bumblebee: We hope; everything else failed.
Anonymous says:
(Spike):"Heheheheheeee!!! All right, let's do it, Bumblebee. Put some extra Spicy tabasco sauce in Huffer's Energon cube." (Bumblebee):"But Spike, don't we go a little bit too far with this?"
Anonymous says:
Spike: So this is your tactic against the Insecticons? Bumblebee: Cool, huh? We're also working on a 20ft fly swatter and a 9000000 volt bug zapper.
Nimrod says:
Bumblebee wanted to help out his buddy Spike, he really did. But, then he realized he would probably just get captured or blown up, just like in every other episode.
Anonymous says:
Spike you hit that ---- and you will be flyin higher than Starscream ever could
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Hey spike! what are you doin' here?
Spike: Shut up Bumblebee!
Bumblebee: Ok...
PhoenixPrime says:
Spike: oooooo...inhalent. This is going to be one nasty F&*king high.
Scattershot says:
Spike: Let me get this straight. You got interstellar space travel licked, mass-displacement for your multiple forms easily figured out, sub-space technology so you don't have to carry your weapons in hand everywhere, and this is the best you can
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spike,"This has got to be something important maybe we should tell Prime." Bumblebee,"I don't know lets open it first maybe it's not insecticide maybe it's some new cloths for you maybe some of Puffys
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spike,"OOOHHHH I get it this is one of those Happy Meal toys I got one that turns into a hamburger,and one that turns into a McNugget package."
TheRoMan says:
"Come on Bumblebeeâ„¢, this thing has a UPC code on it. At what damn store are you going to get this freakin' thing up an a register?"
TheRoMan says:
"I don't get you Earthlings Spike, I mean you see a giant can of Robotic insecticide and instantly you ask "Hmmm, wonder if I can snort this sh#t!" Whats that all about?"
TheRoMan says:
"I don't get it Bumblebeeâ„¢, if this can is robotic it can mean only one thing. The writers are finally out of ideas. Yup thats it. And I thought by the ActionMastersâ„¢ they were fresh out."
Anonymous says:
Ok Bumblebee, now I'll introduce you to the human definition of 'chroming'
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Bumblebee with this we could kick West Nile Virus's ass."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spike,"I just don't understand modern art." Bumblebee,"Don't look at me I'm not even from this planet."
Anonymous says:
Heheheheheeee!!! All right, let's do, Bumblebee. Put some extra Spicy tabasco sauce in Huffer's Energon cube.
Anonymous says:
Spike: Robotic...bug spray? What happens if this doesn't work.
Bumblebee: Then we build a giant flyswatter and...
Spike: What are the writers thinking?
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee and Spike:"We're back from town, Prime, we bought you the aftershave that you wanted..." ...Prime:"Thank you guys, just put it beside Teletran One. I'll get it when I'm finished with my styli
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Bumblebee,"I'm sorry this is just to weird I mean your dad wears the exact same out fit." Spike,"Give it a rest already." Bumblebee,"Now that I think about it most people on Earth wear that same stupid
Anonymous says:
Spike: Man, they put the Transformers name on everything back in the 80's...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spike,"This is the stupidest Triple X movie tie in merchandise I've ever seen." Bumblebee,"Maybe I could get all tricked out like the cars in The Fast And The Furious."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
I've got it you know how Twincast is Soundwave/Blaster well this is Cosmos/Powerglide his name is Astroglide
TheRoMan says:
"Well Spike, we did plan on using this on the Insecticons. Optimus then told us that he had a vision from the Matrix, something about a real hot spider chick name Black Arachnosomething, then it just seemed like a bad idea."
Anonymous says:
Spike: Bumblebee.. i cant beleave that they recycled Prime.. i guess he gone for good times time.... Bumblebee: This is his 25th death right??
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spike,"This is stupid how is a can of this size supposed to fit in a cabinet?" Bumblebee,"Don't ask me your 3/4 the size of me but still manage to fit inside me."(In car mode you sick freaks)
Anonymous says:
Bunblebee,"Spike,is this gonna be a stand up fight or another bug hunt?" Spike,"All we know is a xenomorph may be involved." Bumblebee,"Its a bug hunt." (Aliens ref 3)
jedixtat says:
Open the podbay doors triplex roboticbugspray!
I can't do that Spike.
Anonymous says:
Spike: I don't know Bumblebee, do you think I need this much Aquanet?
little_fly says:
spike: why is there a can of bug spray here?
bumblebee: dont ask me mabey it is a bug spray??
spike i dont know bumblebee
bumblebee: i think i might need to clean my circits with this stuff incase a bug comes on me lol!!!
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee thought ballon {This is it my chance to be rid of Spike for good I know if I cut him up small enough he'll fit in the can}
Anonymous says:
Is it just me, or does Spike's arm looks like it swelled up? I mean, he has no wrist!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Dumb,dumb,dumb,DUNNNAA,DUMB,DUMB,DUMB,DONE,DONE,DUNNNAAAA" Bumblebee,"Spike,are you on drugs." Spike,'No it's a monolith." Bumblebee,"OOOOOOKAY? That's it no more trips on t
Galvatron says:
"Gee Spike... I wonder what it transforms into. I hope she's triple x like it says on the can!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Bumblebee has just finished inflating his helium Spike balloon(fssssshhhh.) Guess where the nozzle went.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Bumblebee has just finished inflating his helium Spike balloon.(fssssshhhh.)
skywarp26 says:
i love the 80's the only thing i love about it is we have the transformer's and i am so, glad the transfomer's are back The T.W.O. that's the transformer's world order doe's any body wan't to
Anonymous says:
Spike: "are you kidding Bumblebee this still isnt enough for those nasty stink-ticons" Bumblebee: "umm there called Decepticons, but i agreewith ya on this one!"
Quintessa says:
Spike: Lubricant with insecticide? I dont think I want to know what Megatron wants this for...
AutobotJazz says:
Spike: I'm tellin' ya Bumblebee, this stuff will have Arcee all over you. She won't be able to resist you.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Bumblebee,"Spike don't stare it's not polite." Spike," I can't help it I'm a horny little teen, and that looks just like a nipp..." Bumblebee,"THAT'S IT I'v
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spike,"Isn't this that stupid battery Megatron use to put on his shoulder and dare people to knock off?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Ladies and gentleman, I give you Bumblebee,Spike,and Robotic XXX together they are the cast of Mystery Science Theater 4000!
Anonymous says:
spike" okay...so this stuff will make metroplex feel better...but i still dont understand how we are supposed to give it to him." bumblebee..im not explaining it again..ill only say..he cant reach where this thing has to go. and since n
Anonymous says:
Spike: "Don't you think it's a little too convenient that there's a robotic insecticide?"
Bumblebee: "Just wait until the end of this episode (Quest for Survival), believe me it gets much worse.&q
Anonymous says:
Spike: Someone has set us up the bomb!
Bumblebee: All your base are belong to us!
Shadow says:
BB: What's XXX mean? Spike: You really do come from another planet, don't you? Go ask Arcee, she knows all about it.
Anonymous says:
"Hey Bumblebee, I bet there's adult toys for robots like you in this oversized can!"
Goldbug says:
Spike: Sweet! Since when did you guys got a new drinking fountain.
Bumblebee: Spike, that's not a.... nevermind.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Hey, Spike, betcha ya can't drink all of that robotic insecticide!
Spike: Yer on!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Bet you 5$'s they open it and a huge spring snake pops out
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
After the Autobot X incident Spike continued to order things that just were to strange for words.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Spike was overjoyed. According to Six Flags Cybertron's measuring can, he was finally tall enough to ride the Dweller Drop.
Ricochet says:
Spike: Bumblebee do you think this is some kinda threat from Cliffjumper when you didn't pay him back?
Anonymous says:
Spike: " welcome to the team xxx "
Bumbl: "ya your ability to scare off stinktacons will be really usful!"
Anonymous says:
We've finally got some extra strength deodorant for Omega Supreme and not a moment to soon! It stinks in here!
Anonymous says:
Spike:"Well, now Prime can finally get rid of those Crabicons he got from Elita-One!" Bumblebee:"So THAT'S why the label says XXX!!"
Pokejedservo says:
Spike: I am curious as to WHY is this big can in here? Bumblebee (thinking): I'm more curious as to why it has "XXX" on the label?
Venom says:
Bumblebee: You sure we should be doing this Spike?
Spike: Yeah, it's ok, it's just like sniffing glue.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: And with this, we shall wipe out those pesky Insecticons once and for all!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Spike: Just..stop, man. You're freaking me out.
Anonymous says:
Spike this is my long lost cousin, Can-do. As soon as you get to know him, you'll know why I never talked about him.
Anonymous says:
Okay, it's done, Bumblebee. The Insecticide with a little extra tequila in it will make the Mophorbots go rock'n roll crazy...
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee:"I'll bet that this will kill Wheelie!" Spike:"I'm not sure, he's a tough little bastard."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spike,"This has gotten way out of hand." Bumblebee,"What is it Spike?" Spike,"New Mountian Dew Energon."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spike,"Prime says this things gonna be our new best friend." Bumblebee,"Why?" Spike,"He's moving The Ark to Mexico City." Bumblebee,"?Que?"
Anonymous says:
[Spike] Gee, Bumblebee...this big ol' can contains enough pesticide to wipe out the entire Africanized killer bee population!
AutobotJazz says:
Bumblebee: So what exactly is Carly going to do with you, me, and this freakin' big can of lubricant?
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Well, what do you think?
Spike: I think it's the worst transform mode ever!
Unlucky Autobot:(can mode) Figures, always me, even on Cybertron.....
The Infamous One says:
Spike: Well, this is definitely not the giant-size bottle of Febreze I ordered. Bumblebee: Dang. Now I'll never get that funny smell out of my upholstery.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee,"Spike,why do you wear rain boats everywhere? I mean didn't you work on an oil rig,wouldn't a pair of Wolverines,or Texas Steer have made more sense? And what's with that wardrobe of yours tan shirts,blue slac
Firestorm says:
Hey, I had a thought, Bumblebee. What if we went and used this to wipe out Beast Machines?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Not being a cybertronian Spike was often the target of lots of jokes that went right over his head. Spike,"WOW, so is really Vector Sigma huh?" Bumblebee,"Yeah Spike...(snicker)....that's our....(snicker,chuckle)..Vecto
SlagMaker says:
Spike and Bumblebee prepare to take "huffing" and "whippets" to a new level.
Neko says:
SPIKE: Do you really think bombshell is really that thick headed bumblebee? Even grimlock would'nt fall for "free bug spay".
PredaKing says:
It's my belief that PlasmaRadio has already said it all. SUCK IT Go-bots!!!
Anonymous says:
Well, judging by the shape of the top of this thing,plus the triple Xs on the side, and the fact that everyday, Arcee keeps asking if UPS has delivered anything...I`d say this is her`s.
PlasmaRadio says:
Bumblebee: "HEY! Barkeep! I ordered 5 'X' whisky, not this sissy Go-bot piss!"
Anonymous says:
Spike: "Robotic cleaner, Garantied too kill 99%......of everything" Bumblebee: That just leaves the Germs then...
kingrampage says:
Spike "Heh Heh Heh hey bee wanta snort this again??" Bumblebee "heh heh heh no you try this time!"
Sky-Byte says:
Spike: Is that a new Autobot?
Bumblebee: I don´t know Spike. If it is, than I´m Megatron´s girlfriend.
Anonymous says:
BB: Welcome to Bumblebee's speakeasy! This is our best batch of poison-I mean fermented energon! Yes! Fermented energon!
Unknown says:
Canbot : "Boy am I Pissed at teletran for my friggin alt mode"
Spike : "Hey, lets go hang out with wheelie"
Bumblebee : "sure"
Canbot : "can I come too"
Anonymous says:
Hey Spike, I'd like you to meet Soundwaves younger brother. What!?
He's kind of quiet, but hit that on button near the base of the can and he'll talk for hours.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spike,"Well Bumblebee it's really sad isn't?" Bumblebee,"What's that?" Spike,"This is the unproduced prototype for Tonka's Gobots Spraymasters,it was scheduled for release af
Ghostscream says:
If there's something itchy and crawling all over you
Who ya gonna call?
Insecticon Busters!
If they make repulcas of themselves and eat energon
Who are you gonna call?
Insecticons Busters!
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Hey, Spike! I hope this gig doesn't get raided! Haha
Spike:......
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee- "None of your quotes are funny...thanks alot -------s"
Anonymous says:
"Spike, I know you hate ARMADA, but that's no reason to inhale the bug spray!"
Anonymous says:
Spike: I didn't know Autobots made moonshine!
Bumblebee: We saw it on an episode of Dukes of Hazzard and we thought we would give it a try.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
In the 1980's, this was actually the *travel-size* container of hairspray.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spike,"I sure hope your right Bumblebee." Bumblebee,"Ahw don't worry Spike if this doesn't kill Armada we could always use it to beat the Armada writting staff to death."
Anonymous says:
Cliffjumper, I don`t think you`ve chosen a very practical alternative mode, I mean the can thing...it`s got to go man.
Blozor says:
Spike: "This is the'secret weapon'? A giant can of bug spray?" Bumblebee: "Yeah, the writers are getting kinda lazy lately."
Blozor says:
Spike: "Soo all I have to do is put my nose to it and depress the nozzle long enough for the gas to come out, but not long enough for the liquid?" Bumblebee: "Exactly." Spike: "Seems easy enough."
Astrotrain says:
Spike: So...if I killed myself, do you think the viewers would care?
Bumblebee: What makes you think I care enough to even answer that?
Bumblejumper says:
Spike:That's how much deorderant you use!?!?
BumbleBee:Uh..no.*stinkl-ines come from his armpits.*Spike:Man,you stink,literaly
Black Arachnis says:
bumblebee: walk up the the insectiocns and sprya em with that can over there willya spike?
spike: right and how am I supposed to lift the frigging can you yellow moron!?
Anonymous says:
Spike: Wow Bumblebee, on Seibertron you guys have Porn in a Tube?
Bumblebee: Well, few female bots on Seibertron, bunch of bachelors... this stuff is practically the _only_ thing keeping us going. Consider it the "gasoline" of the Aut
Anonymous says:
Spike: Do you think Metroplex will use this giant can of Right Guard? Bumblebee: He better, or his BO will take us out before the Decepticons will.
Skyfire the Artist says:
It was after this that Optimus Prime canceled his account with "Think Big" Novelties.
Rhys says:
WHEELJACK: Behold, my latest invention.
SPIKE: A can of insecticide?
BUMBLEBEE: Oh, those insecticons are soo dead!
Big Grim says:
Spike - It's a little quiet in here. Bumblebee - Maybe a little too quiet, old chum. TO THE BEE-MOBILE !!! Spike - You Mean 'You' ?! Bumblebee -Um .......... Yes
davewelttf says:
Spike: Looks like we're gonna need the big "gun" for them insecticons that are eating our plumbing.
Bumblebee:Can you do it quickly I don't know how long I can hold it like this.
Anonymous says:
spike: XXX? PRONO!*opens the can and the stuff mist around him and he falls to the ground dead*
BB: *shifts eyes and stuffs spikes body into the can and backs away*
Jeremy says:
spike: hm... wounder if this works on annoying robots who are named after bugs...