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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"
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243 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Bumblebee and Spike have the same footwear.

Jun 17, 2023

Vapor-03 says:

Spike, speaking in hush-tones to the giant novelty can," Psst! Hey! Mr.Giant Novelty Can... Why is there a guy in a robot suit behind me??

Jul 15, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Masterpiece Bug Spray new from Hasbro in 2022 !

Mar 24, 2022

Jetfire22 says:

Spike: Well, that's about the worst alt mode I've ever seen!

Apr 27, 2016

trailbreaker says:

Time to spray some graffiti !!

Jan 10, 2016

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Oh my g
God! Yoi were too close to forgetting this before we left for Corpus Christi!"

Nov 26, 2013

chirtman says:

Bee "WTF this whole scene is a scale nightmare!"

Aug 15, 2013

dirtysock47 says:

huh how did that get there

Mar 7, 2012

Ratbat says:

A supersized can of extra-strength insecticide! Let's market this baby, and make millions, Bumblebee!

May 8, 2010

Mad_Mexicoy says:

I'm gonna huff this whole thing.....

Oct 31, 2006

Dinobot Prime says:

Spike: Something's not right here. I mean look! I am looking at a giant can of insecticide and you would turn inot a car smaller than a golf cart!
BB: Darn animators and their size problems...

Sep 16, 2006

Ratbat says:

Wow! A BIG can of insecticide! I knew Wheeljack was a genuis!

Jun 3, 2006

Ultimate Optimus says:

Raid: the only weapon against Insecticons.

Jul 31, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Spike: First, pornography in a can. And now this!

Jul 13, 2005

Decepticon Commander says:

Spike:Who put this here????

Apr 2, 2005

Zeedust says:

Waspinator, offscreen: "Oooh, Waspinator has bad feelining about this..."

Nov 9, 2004

Castle74 says:

Whip Hits anybody?

Apr 10, 2004

Tiedye says:

SPIKE- SOOO.....If your not useing this to lube your joints....What do you use it for?

Apr 7, 2004

Anonymous says:

SPIKE: "Bumblebee, it's time for your weekly waxing"

Apr 4, 2004

Sean says:

OK... WHO ORDERED GIANT SHAMPOO.....

Mar 30, 2004

Anonymous says:

RAID... kills Insecticons... DEAD!

Mar 25, 2004

MiGrAinE says:

This acid is freaking me out man!!

Mar 25, 2004

Anonymous says:

"More smart, more safe, more than meets the eye, Robotic XXX!"

Feb 7, 2004

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: "Drink It..."

Spike: "But..."

Bumblebee: "Drink it I say!!!"

Feb 1, 2004

Hot Rodimus says:

after a Visit down south,Spike and Bumblebee comtemplate the moonshine they brough with.

Jan 15, 2004

Rainbow Starscream says:

Spike: What in the world is this? Bumblebee: Oh, that's just Optimus Prime's deodorant.

Jan 7, 2004

President Optimus Prime says:

Kills Insecticons dead!

Jan 2, 2004

Metrotitan says:

First of all, I have the dumbest looking attire on,I mean come on, who the hell wears tight-ass jeans, a gay looking collared shirt right out of K-mart and to top it off dons some charlie brown gollashes?
Bumblebee: dude, you suck ass! Wazzup with the bi

Dec 8, 2003

Dash Trigger says:

Spike wonders how he and Bumblebee would be able to change the battery in Prime's trailer without a forklift or help from the larger Autobots.

Dec 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: What's this? Bumblebee: Oh that, it's a magical can that belongs to Jazz. He says when you kick it, it'll make you younger.

Dec 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Nov 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: What the hell's this for? Spike: New York cockroaches...

Nov 24, 2003

Sergeseca says:

I know weve got bug problems, but this is ridiculus!

Nov 13, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Spike- Ya bumblebee I've decided, I'm gonna end it all right here and now.
Bumblebee- Ya that's probably for the best Spike people stopped carring about humans in transformers after the first season..just don't leave a

Nov 6, 2003

Ravage says:

spike: that is the biggest can of lubricant i've ever seen!

Nov 5, 2003

Slartibartfast says:

contemplating prime's latest masterplan, spike thought that megatron wasn't so bad after all...

Nov 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

(Spike): "You think this will stop those giant Insecticons?" (Bumblebee): "Sure will, according to Wheeljack you have to get in close and shove it right up their..." (Spike): "Me?"

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

(Spike): "And you're sure Carly's going to like this?" (Bumblebee): "I hope so, it wasn't easy sneaking this outta Prime's quarters"

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Yep. This should be just about enough to kill Wheelie.

Oct 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Thanks for the insecticide, Bumblebee! My Dad wants spray the house. It's infested with hundreds of roaches!!!

Sep 29, 2003

Asheron says:

uuhm , do you really need a can that big ?? how big are those bugs ???

Sep 29, 2003

Asheron says:

well this will solve our bug problem...

Sep 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

So...this will really get rid of the itching and burning?

Sep 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

I dono spike, ya think that's enough lube for ol megatron's tight ass?

Sep 19, 2003

Shadow says:

That's a really big can. Are you sure it's big enough. Dunno, bend over...

Sep 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

I SAID I WANTED SOME REAL ACTION DUMBASS

Sep 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

(two captions, you choose) 1) spike: bumbles, are you sure this is just like helium to starscream? bumblebee: YEP and his voice will go so high, his head will explode -OR- bumblebee: okay spike *snicker* just press the top and a naked lady will com

Sep 7, 2003

skullcruncher says:

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Sep 4, 2003

M says:

No, Spike. I don't think that it's Unicron's hair-spray.

Aug 27, 2003

M says:

No, Spike. I don't think that if you drink it you'll fart fire.

Aug 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

the only way to get rid of a annoying.....bug.

yeah very funny spike.

Aug 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

PORN< HAAHAHAHAH MINE

Aug 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

another one of Hound's holograms...

Aug 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

When Spike and Bumblebee ask themselves "what where those Armada writers sniffing", Teletran-1 projects a following
hologram.

Aug 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

spike: UNBELIEVABLE THOSE CARTOON DRAWERS, CANT THEY SEE THIS CAN IS NOT RELATIVY IN SIZE COMPARED TO ME!!! bumb: TO YOU??? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF COMPARISMENT TO ME!!!

Aug 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: First, pornography in a can. And now this!

Aug 18, 2003

Arkhaon says:

look..a nice present from megatron...want a drink spike?

Aug 16, 2003

omega icecream says:

hey bumblebee TAKE A DRINK OF THIS!

Aug 15, 2003

BlItZeR says:

Spike:"Hey bumblebee this is not poison! it just Primes whiskey Keg, see its a triple X'er too. hehehe

Aug 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

bumblebee- spike are you sure prime will not be offended if we give hom this deodorant?

Aug 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

spike- see if that walmart smiley face comes near me. extra low prices my ass.

Aug 6, 2003

Zeedust says:

Spike: "Insecticide and porn, all in one can?" Bumblebee: "What can I say, wheeljack's a genius."

Aug 3, 2003

Jetfire Masta says:

BB:think this will kill the decetipcons im to lazy. Spike:dont be stupid u cant kill any 1 with this BB:You can kill the insecticons idiot

Aug 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bugs Bunny: “Aah… (chomp, chomp, chomp) ironic, isn’t it?"

Jul 30, 2003

ultramegatron says:

spike: dude i think we're shrinking.
bummble:quiet flesh bag we're not shrinking the can's just geting biger as we get closer to it

Jul 28, 2003

parkwood says:

-Bumblebee- "Man those were some nasty roaches!"
-Spike- "I told you trying to make a life size model of Optimus out of pancackes was a bad idea!"

Jul 26, 2003

DKusanagi says:

Spike: You sure this is Insecticide..
Bumblebee: I'm sure, I used it when that insipient Waspinator was after us!!!

Jul 23, 2003

K-nonFodder says:

Spike" i heard if we spray it into a paper bag and breath it, it will make us feel better" Bee" i'm game"

Jul 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

"It's all right, Bumblebee. There's no shame in having robotic lice...we can take care of the problem with my little friend here."

Jul 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Mighty glad, Greenpeace hadn't gotten hold of this..."

Jul 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: What the hell is with the can.
Bumblebee: I dont know it just sits there.
then they both look at it again and just raises theres eyebrows.

Jul 4, 2003

TetraReris says:

Spike: Look at this prop I got for Daniel's report on inhalent use.
Bumblebee: You should see the size of the inhalent cannister in Red's room.

Jul 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Um....Bumblebee, what the hell is this..

Jul 2, 2003

thexfile says:

spike : he waw what a good disguise , what a cool new transformer bumblebee who is it...

Bumblebee : eme that's just my anty insectecon spray spike

Jun 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

...Camping with the Autobots, Spike always made sure to pack his insecticon repellant.

Jun 21, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Bumblebee: No.
Spike: Aww, come on, just a little bit?
Bumblebee: NO, I am NOT letting you rub me down, now drop it!

Jun 20, 2003

M says:

Bumblebee: "Spike, I want you to meet my father. His name is XXX."
Spike: "How ya doin'?"

Jun 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

S: Wow robotic XXX... B: Maybe u spray it onto a tf, itll become a hot sexy female bot! I LOVE MODERN SCIENCE!

Jun 18, 2003

DestronPride says:

From left to right: Each one increasingly more likely to be found in a transformers porn.

Jun 17, 2003

M says:

Spike... I, uh, don't think you're supposed to be sniffing that stuff...

Jun 15, 2003

Unknown says:

Spike: So this stuff is also used to exterminate Mini-Cons?
Bumblebee: Eradicates all Mini-Con problems in one spray or your money back!
Spike:I think you've been haging around Wreck-Gar too long!

Jun 14, 2003

Exulted Unicron says:

S: Look what I've found, Unicron's Deoderant.

BB: Er.. Spike, that belongs to Superion

Jun 11, 2003

APOLLO says:

Spike: Wow Robotic XXX

Bumblebee: Um, Spike, that's not porn you perverted moron.

Jun 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee:"So, Spike, I hear Sparkplug got tossed in the slammer for child-endangerment, for lettin' you hang outwith giant alien robots that fight all the time." Spike:"Yep. Now, lets go spray toxic chemicals at giant

Jun 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike now understood why the spray never worked on Bombshell, Kickback and Shrapnel. The insecticide was for "deluxe" Insecticons.

Jun 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: You're sure this will rid Earth of the Insecticons?
Bumblebee: We hope; everything else failed.

Jun 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

(Spike):"Heheheheheeee!!! All right, let's do it, Bumblebee. Put some extra Spicy tabasco sauce in Huffer's Energon cube." (Bumblebee):"But Spike, don't we go a little bit too far with this?"

Jun 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: So this is your tactic against the Insecticons? Bumblebee: Cool, huh? We're also working on a 20ft fly swatter and a 9000000 volt bug zapper.

Jun 7, 2003

Nimrod says:

Bumblebee wanted to help out his buddy Spike, he really did. But, then he realized he would probably just get captured or blown up, just like in every other episode.

Jun 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

My boots are yellow, just like yours!

Jun 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike you hit that ---- and you will be flyin higher than Starscream ever could

Jun 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: Hey spike! what are you doin' here?

Spike: Shut up Bumblebee!

Bumblebee: Ok...

Jun 6, 2003

PhoenixPrime says:

Spike: oooooo...inhalent. This is going to be one nasty F&*king high.

Jun 6, 2003

Scattershot says:

Spike: Let me get this straight. You got interstellar space travel licked, mass-displacement for your multiple forms easily figured out, sub-space technology so you don't have to carry your weapons in hand everywhere, and this is the best you can

Jun 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Oh, grate......we gotta shave anna nicole's legs again?!?!?!

Jun 6, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"This has got to be something important maybe we should tell Prime." Bumblebee,"I don't know lets open it first maybe it's not insecticide maybe it's some new cloths for you maybe some of Puffys

Jun 6, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"OOOHHHH I get it this is one of those Happy Meal toys I got one that turns into a hamburger,and one that turns into a McNugget package."

Jun 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ok. Bumblebee. Now how are we going to fax this thing?

Jun 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

I didn`t ask for this to Mary. I think Mary did it once again! Ha Ha Ha

Jun 6, 2003

Ceptor says:

Ok, let's tap this keg!

Jun 6, 2003

Bluevolt says:

Im not sure this is what the clinic prescribed, Bumblebee

Jun 6, 2003

TheRoMan says:

"Come on Bumblebeeâ„¢, this thing has a UPC code on it. At what damn store are you going to get this freakin' thing up an a register?"

Jun 5, 2003

TheRoMan says:

"I don't get you Earthlings Spike, I mean you see a giant can of Robotic insecticide and instantly you ask "Hmmm, wonder if I can snort this sh#t!" Whats that all about?"

Jun 5, 2003

TheRoMan says:

"I don't get it Bumblebeeâ„¢, if this can is robotic it can mean only one thing. The writers are finally out of ideas. Yup thats it. And I thought by the ActionMastersâ„¢ they were fresh out."

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ok Bumblebee, now I'll introduce you to the human definition of 'chroming'

Jun 5, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Bumblebee with this we could kick West Nile Virus's ass."

Jun 5, 2003

Unknown says:

Spike: YOU AND YOUR DAMN DRUGS!!!!

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hmmm. Cut myself off. Oh, well, it wasn't funny anyway.

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

"DDD!?!?!" (BOOM!)

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

This is better than working in Mina

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

So this is Bon Jovi's can of Hairspray.

Jun 5, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

If you think this is bad you haven't wached Aramada yet

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

[Spike] Thanks, Bumblebee! I've got a major mosquito problem!

Jun 5, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"I just don't understand modern art." Bumblebee,"Don't look at me I'm not even from this planet."

Jun 5, 2003

OmnisValidus says:

Spkie: Are you trying to tell me I've got B.O.?

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Heheheheheeee!!! All right, let's do, Bumblebee. Put some extra Spicy tabasco sauce in Huffer's Energon cube.

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Robotic...bug spray? What happens if this doesn't work.
Bumblebee: Then we build a giant flyswatter and...
Spike: What are the writers thinking?

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee and Spike:"We're back from town, Prime, we bought you the aftershave that you wanted..." ...Prime:"Thank you guys, just put it beside Teletran One. I'll get it when I'm finished with my styli

Jun 5, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Spike: Yeah, I guess you WOULD need a lot of lubricant.

Jun 5, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Bumblebee,"I'm sorry this is just to weird I mean your dad wears the exact same out fit." Spike,"Give it a rest already." Bumblebee,"Now that I think about it most people on Earth wear that same stupid

Jun 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Man, they put the Transformers name on everything back in the 80's...

Jun 4, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"This is the stupidest Triple X movie tie in merchandise I've ever seen." Bumblebee,"Maybe I could get all tricked out like the cars in The Fast And The Furious."

Jun 4, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I've got it you know how Twincast is Soundwave/Blaster well this is Cosmos/Powerglide his name is Astroglide

Jun 4, 2003

TheRoMan says:

"Well Spike, we did plan on using this on the Insecticons. Optimus then told us that he had a vision from the Matrix, something about a real hot spider chick name Black Arachnosomething, then it just seemed like a bad idea."

Jun 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Bumblebee.. i cant beleave that they recycled Prime.. i guess he gone for good times time.... Bumblebee: This is his 25th death right??

Jun 4, 2003

Unicron says:

SAI...........

Jun 4, 2003

skywarp26 says:

Is that some kind of love potion "xxx".

Jun 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

RAID! KILLS BUGS DEAD.

Jun 4, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"This is stupid how is a can of this size supposed to fit in a cabinet?" Bumblebee,"Don't ask me your 3/4 the size of me but still manage to fit inside me."(In car mode you sick freaks)

Jun 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bunblebee,"Spike,is this gonna be a stand up fight or another bug hunt?" Spike,"All we know is a xenomorph may be involved." Bumblebee,"Its a bug hunt." (Aliens ref 3)

Jun 4, 2003

jedixtat says:

Open the podbay doors triplex roboticbugspray!
I can't do that Spike.

Jun 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: I don't know Bumblebee, do you think I need this much Aquanet?

Jun 4, 2003

little_fly says:

spike: why is there a can of bug spray here?
bumblebee: dont ask me mabey it is a bug spray??
spike i dont know bumblebee
bumblebee: i think i might need to clean my circits with this stuff incase a bug comes on me lol!!!

Jun 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee thought ballon {This is it my chance to be rid of Spike for good I know if I cut him up small enough he'll fit in the can}

Jun 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Is it just me, or does Spike's arm looks like it swelled up? I mean, he has no wrist!

Jun 3, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Dumb,dumb,dumb,DUNNNAA,DUMB,DUMB,DUMB,DONE,DONE,DUNNNAAAA" Bumblebee,"Spike,are you on drugs." Spike,'No it's a monolith." Bumblebee,"OOOOOOKAY? That's it no more trips on t

Jun 3, 2003

Galvatron says:

"Gee Spike... I wonder what it transforms into. I hope she's triple x like it says on the can!"

Jun 3, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Bumblebee has just finished inflating his helium Spike balloon(fssssshhhh.) Guess where the nozzle went.

Jun 3, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Bumblebee has just finished inflating his helium Spike balloon.(fssssshhhh.)

Jun 3, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Bumblebee,"ALRIGHT,a can of silly circuits!"

Jun 3, 2003

skywarp26 says:

Especially bumblebee he is awesome.I wish they would come back

Jun 3, 2003

skywarp26 says:

i love the 80's the only thing i love about it is we have the transformer's and i am so, glad the transfomer's are back The T.W.O. that's the transformer's world order doe's any body wan't to

Jun 3, 2003

skywarp26 says:

i love itttt......

Jun 3, 2003

Shermtron says:

RAIIID!,bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 3, 2003

Shermtron says:

RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: "are you kidding Bumblebee this still isnt enough for those nasty stink-ticons" Bumblebee: "umm there called Decepticons, but i agreewith ya on this one!"

Jun 3, 2003

Quintessa says:

Spike: Lubricant with insecticide? I dont think I want to know what Megatron wants this for...

Jun 3, 2003

AutobotJazz says:

Spike: I'm tellin' ya Bumblebee, this stuff will have Arcee all over you. She won't be able to resist you.

Jun 3, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Bumblebee,"Spike don't stare it's not polite." Spike," I can't help it I'm a horny little teen, and that looks just like a nipp..." Bumblebee,"THAT'S IT I'v

Jun 3, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Isn't this that stupid battery Megatron use to put on his shoulder and dare people to knock off?"

Jun 3, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Ladies and gentleman, I give you Bumblebee,Spike,and Robotic XXX together they are the cast of Mystery Science Theater 4000!

Jun 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

spike" okay...so this stuff will make metroplex feel better...but i still dont understand how we are supposed to give it to him." bumblebee..im not explaining it again..ill only say..he cant reach where this thing has to go. and since n

Jun 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: "Don't you think it's a little too convenient that there's a robotic insecticide?"
Bumblebee: "Just wait until the end of this episode (Quest for Survival), believe me it gets much worse.&q

Jun 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Someone has set us up the bomb!
Bumblebee: All your base are belong to us!

Jun 3, 2003

Shadow says:

BB: What's XXX mean? Spike: You really do come from another planet, don't you? Go ask Arcee, she knows all about it.

Jun 3, 2003

Kupp says:

Spike: "Ah, no wonder you don't need Female Autobots?"

Jun 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Hey Bumblebee, I bet there's adult toys for robots like you in this oversized can!"

Jun 3, 2003

Goldbug says:

Spike: Sweet! Since when did you guys got a new drinking fountain.
Bumblebee: Spike, that's not a.... nevermind.

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: Hey, Spike, betcha ya can't drink all of that robotic insecticide!

Spike: Yer on!

Jun 2, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Bet you 5$'s they open it and a huge spring snake pops out

Jun 2, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

After the Autobot X incident Spike continued to order things that just were to strange for words.

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

With a lid like that, I bet that porn is for Arcee

Jun 2, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Spike was overjoyed. According to Six Flags Cybertron's measuring can, he was finally tall enough to ride the Dweller Drop.

Jun 2, 2003

Ricochet says:

Spike: Bumblebee do you think this is some kinda threat from Cliffjumper when you didn't pay him back?

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ok Bumblebee, you powerlink, and I'll bend over.

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: " welcome to the team xxx "
Bumbl: "ya your ability to scare off stinktacons will be really usful!"

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

We've finally got some extra strength deodorant for Omega Supreme and not a moment to soon! It stinks in here!

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike:"Well, now Prime can finally get rid of those Crabicons he got from Elita-One!" Bumblebee:"So THAT'S why the label says XXX!!"

Jun 2, 2003

Pokejedservo says:

Spike: I am curious as to WHY is this big can in here? Bumblebee (thinking): I'm more curious as to why it has "XXX" on the label?

Jun 2, 2003

Venom says:

Bumblebee: You sure we should be doing this Spike?
Spike: Yeah, it's ok, it's just like sniffing glue.

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: And with this, we shall wipe out those pesky Insecticons once and for all!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Spike: Just..stop, man. You're freaking me out.

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike this is my long lost cousin, Can-do. As soon as you get to know him, you'll know why I never talked about him.

Jun 2, 2003

mario says:

That's one big can of shaving cream.

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Okay, it's done, Bumblebee. The Insecticide with a little extra tequila in it will make the Mophorbots go rock'n roll crazy...

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee:"I'll bet that this will kill Wheelie!" Spike:"I'm not sure, he's a tough little bastard."

Jun 2, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"This has gotten way out of hand." Bumblebee,"What is it Spike?" Spike,"New Mountian Dew Energon."

Jun 2, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Prime says this things gonna be our new best friend." Bumblebee,"Why?" Spike,"He's moving The Ark to Mexico City." Bumblebee,"?Que?"

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

[Spike] Gee, Bumblebee...this big ol' can contains enough pesticide to wipe out the entire Africanized killer bee population!

Jun 2, 2003

Me, Grimlock! says:

Omega Supreme's air freshener.

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ironhide has been remolded for Armada...Poor ba****d!!

Jun 2, 2003

AutobotJazz says:

Bumblebee: So what exactly is Carly going to do with you, me, and this freakin' big can of lubricant?

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Prime to Bumblebee: Do you have Spike Witwicky in a can?

Jun 2, 2003

bob says:

I am Bumblebee.

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: Well, what do you think?
Spike: I think it's the worst transform mode ever!
Unlucky Autobot:(can mode) Figures, always me, even on Cybertron.....

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Do ya' reck this'll get rid of them insecticons, boy?!

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike and Bumblebee give new meaning to "Micromasters".

Jun 1, 2003

tony says:

"At last! Waspinator dies tonight!"

Jun 1, 2003

The Infamous One says:

Spike: Well, this is definitely not the giant-size bottle of Febreze I ordered. Bumblebee: Dang. Now I'll never get that funny smell out of my upholstery.

Jun 1, 2003

Bill says:

Robotic XXX? That's a weird name for econo sized bugspray.

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee,"Spike,why do you wear rain boats everywhere? I mean didn't you work on an oil rig,wouldn't a pair of Wolverines,or Texas Steer have made more sense? And what's with that wardrobe of yours tan shirts,blue slac

Jun 1, 2003

Firestorm says:

Hey, I had a thought, Bumblebee. What if we went and used this to wipe out Beast Machines?

Jun 1, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"YES, FINALLY A DECENT SIZE CAN OF CHEEZ WHIZ!!!"

Jun 1, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Not being a cybertronian Spike was often the target of lots of jokes that went right over his head. Spike,"WOW, so is really Vector Sigma huh?" Bumblebee,"Yeah Spike...(snicker)....that's our....(snicker,chuckle)..Vecto

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

I LIKE CHEESE

Jun 1, 2003

SlagMaker says:

Spike and Bumblebee prepare to take "huffing" and "whippets" to a new level.

Jun 1, 2003

Screamer says:

Spike: Hey look, a plot device!

Jun 1, 2003

Broadside says:

Wow bumbleebee Look ROBOT VIAGRA! now you can get with Arcee!

Jun 1, 2003

Neko says:

SPIKE: Do you really think bombshell is really that thick headed bumblebee? Even grimlock would'nt fall for "free bug spay".

Jun 1, 2003

tuxedoblurr says:

Carly give you the crabs again?
Yup...

Jun 1, 2003

PredaKing says:

It's my belief that PlasmaRadio has already said it all. SUCK IT Go-bots!!!

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Well, judging by the shape of the top of this thing,plus the triple Xs on the side, and the fact that everyday, Arcee keeps asking if UPS has delivered anything...I`d say this is her`s.

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Let's see John Laws try to endorse this product!

Jun 1, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Bumblebee: "HEY! Barkeep! I ordered 5 'X' whisky, not this sissy Go-bot piss!"

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee:well? take it.
Spike:ME? i'm not going to touch it

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

yeah time kill some bugs

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: "Robotic cleaner, Garantied too kill 99%......of everything" Bumblebee: That just leaves the Germs then...

Jun 1, 2003

kingrampage says:

Spike "Heh Heh Heh hey bee wanta snort this again??" Bumblebee "heh heh heh no you try this time!"

Jun 1, 2003

Fallengaiden says:

Spike: Cyber-roaches do exist!!! Bumble Bee: I'll be damned...

Jun 1, 2003

MacrossFA19 says:

Now where are we gonna find cockraoches this big?

Jun 1, 2003

Sky-Byte says:

Spike: Is that a new Autobot?
Bumblebee: I don´t know Spike. If it is, than I´m Megatron´s girlfriend.

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

BB: Welcome to Bumblebee's speakeasy! This is our best batch of poison-I mean fermented energon! Yes! Fermented energon!

Jun 1, 2003

Unknown says:

Canbot : "Boy am I Pissed at teletran for my friggin alt mode"

Spike : "Hey, lets go hang out with wheelie"

Bumblebee : "sure"

Canbot : "can I come too"

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey Spike, I'd like you to meet Soundwaves younger brother. What!?
He's kind of quiet, but hit that on button near the base of the can and he'll talk for hours.

Jun 1, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Well Bumblebee it's really sad isn't?" Bumblebee,"What's that?" Spike,"This is the unproduced prototype for Tonka's Gobots Spraymasters,it was scheduled for release af

Jun 1, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The ark has cyberroaches.

Jun 1, 2003

Ghostscream says:

If there's something itchy and crawling all over you

Who ya gonna call?

Insecticon Busters!

If they make repulcas of themselves and eat energon

Who are you gonna call?

Insecticons Busters!

Jun 1, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

FINALLY Wheelie repellant

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: Hey, Spike! I hope this gig doesn't get raided! Haha
Spike:......

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee- "None of your quotes are funny...thanks alot -------s"

May 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

"XXX Robotic"....does this mean there's PORN inside??

May 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Spike, I know you hate ARMADA, but that's no reason to inhale the bug spray!"

May 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: I didn't know Autobots made moonshine!
Bumblebee: We saw it on an episode of Dukes of Hazzard and we thought we would give it a try.

May 31, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

In the 1980's, this was actually the *travel-size* container of hairspray.

May 31, 2003

Jade says:

Damn thats a big thing of anal lube. ewww

May 31, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"I sure hope your right Bumblebee." Bumblebee,"Ahw don't worry Spike if this doesn't kill Armada we could always use it to beat the Armada writting staff to death."

May 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper, I don`t think you`ve chosen a very practical alternative mode, I mean the can thing...it`s got to go man.

May 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

"RRRAID!!!!!!!"

May 31, 2003

Blozor says:

Spike: "This is the'secret weapon'? A giant can of bug spray?" Bumblebee: "Yeah, the writers are getting kinda lazy lately."

May 31, 2003

Blozor says:

Spike: "Soo all I have to do is put my nose to it and depress the nozzle long enough for the gas to come out, but not long enough for the liquid?" Bumblebee: "Exactly." Spike: "Seems easy enough."

May 31, 2003

AchTee says:

Spike: Hrmm... you sure this Vin Deisel repellent will work on you guys?

May 31, 2003

Astrotrain says:

Spike: So...if I killed myself, do you think the viewers would care?

Bumblebee: What makes you think I care enough to even answer that?

May 31, 2003

Bumblejumper says:

Spike:That's how much deorderant you use!?!?
BumbleBee:Uh..no.*stinkl-ines come from his armpits.*Spike:Man,you stink,literaly

May 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

So Bumblebee, why do you have this again?

May 31, 2003

Black Arachnis says:

bumblebee: walk up the the insectiocns and sprya em with that can over there willya spike?
spike: right and how am I supposed to lift the frigging can you yellow moron!?

May 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Wow Bumblebee, on Seibertron you guys have Porn in a Tube?
Bumblebee: Well, few female bots on Seibertron, bunch of bachelors... this stuff is practically the _only_ thing keeping us going. Consider it the "gasoline" of the Aut

May 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Do you think Metroplex will use this giant can of Right Guard? Bumblebee: He better, or his BO will take us out before the Decepticons will.

May 31, 2003

Skyfire the Artist says:

It was after this that Optimus Prime canceled his account with "Think Big" Novelties.

May 31, 2003

Rhys says:

WHEELJACK: Behold, my latest invention.

SPIKE: A can of insecticide?

BUMBLEBEE: Oh, those insecticons are soo dead!

May 31, 2003

Big Grim says:

Spike - It's a little quiet in here. Bumblebee - Maybe a little too quiet, old chum. TO THE BEE-MOBILE !!! Spike - You Mean 'You' ?! Bumblebee -Um .......... Yes

May 31, 2003

davewelttf says:

Spike: Looks like we're gonna need the big "gun" for them insecticons that are eating our plumbing.
Bumblebee:Can you do it quickly I don't know how long I can hold it like this.

May 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Bumblebee, you got some bad B.O., use this.

May 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

spike: XXX? PRONO!*opens the can and the stuff mist around him and he falls to the ground dead*
BB: *shifts eyes and stuffs spikes body into the can and backs away*

May 31, 2003

Jeremy says:

spike: hm... wounder if this works on annoying robots who are named after bugs...

May 31, 2003

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