Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

ksol71339 says:

STARSCREAM:. " At last, my Queen, I can't wait to take you to my Chambers, for OUR PLEASURE! "

Decepticon Stryker says:

After watching several movies with giant bugs, Starscream prepped his new Comicon costume

Susha says:

R: this is the best xmas decoration ever!
S: we'll need a bigger xmas tree...

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Still think it's cute?"

Roadshadow says:

Starscream: When we get inside this bug suit, we'll FINALLY be able to scare the ---- out of the externinator.
Rumble: God, Starscream, and I thought Megatron's plans were stupid...

Seawave says:

S: Take me to your Pharoh.
R: Yeah,like he said!

Silver Wind says:

Starscream held onto the thing, hoping that it'd take him away from all the perverse jokes. Unfortunately, Rumble informed him that doing so would only make it worse.

luevanoalx says:

STARSCREAM:JUST THE RIGHT SPOT...PERFECT!!
RUMBLE:MMMM......STARSCREAM,YOU JUST BLOCKED THE DOOR,YOU MORON......

Roadshadow says:

Starscream: Oh yeah, Mr. Bug. You like that don't ya. Bam bam bam bam bam!
Rumble: That's it. I'm telling Megs you found the Ritalin again!

Star Glee says:

Rumble: STARSCREAM- be careful with that thing!
StarScream:(thinking)- oh I'll be very careful-
Rumble: Are you LISTENING?!! I'll blast you if you don't say there's a glitch in your audio-receptors!
StarScream:(angles bug right, pre

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Rumble: Starscream, wake up you're dreaming. hey stupid, wake the hell up.
Starscream: oh baby, you know i like it like that. Megatron you make me hot, hot, hot!
Rumble: Don't tell me i didn't warn you. Zaaappp!
Starscream: a sh*t, that

Dragonoth says:

scene from "Megatron, I shrunk the Decepticons", inspired by Acelister's shrinkage post
Scavenger: "I'm sorry, Megatron. My machine malfunctioned."
Megatron: "If you were Starscream, I'd blast you! … Do this to

Not Sonic says:

Starscream:i haven't seen you in
eons Bug, come here and gimme a
hug

Rumble:why are you so sensitive and
not EVIL like every other NORMAL
decepticon...

Marv says:

One of Tarantulas' most cheriched baby pictures. His cool uncle Starscream teaches him to walk. Awww....

Marv says:

It was a great Halloween, even though Starscream and Rumble had no costumes that year. Not that anybody noticed that problem of course...

Suzuki says:

RUMBLE: Okay, a little more to the left . . . A little more . . .
STARSCREAM: Would you just pick a spot already; I've got plans for this evening!!

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Rumble: I still think that you should call an exterminator.
Starscream: But his prices are way too high.
Rumble: Said the bot who paid 300 credits to gas Decepticon HQ for a few lowly cockroaches.

juggaloG says:

S: After I absorb this bug's energy, I will be invincible!
R: Um, Starscream, you can't absorb energy...
S: Arrgh! (Gets shocked & dies instantly.)
R: (Sadly & shocked) Told him.

Greg says:

I Wish You Would Stop Riding Me!

Ratbat says:

Rumble, this may be an obscure Insecticon before our eyes.

Demona says:

ss: spike! get me that raid! NOW!!
spike: sorry we're still using it for the other cc!

terradive2020 says:

thats the worse case of astro-crabs ever!

Repsotron says:

Starscream: Hugh.. ugh.. huh! Damn those delivery men. never bother to put it where you want it.
Rumble: Heh, I'd love ta help Screamer but, eh, I dont think it make much difference.

Jetstreamx says:

Frenzy:STARSCREAM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Starscream: Uh,... nothing.

fuzzy butt says:

s" At Last! My lego Transformer is complete!"
R" umm you missed a piece"

Minicle says:

Starscream: I bet you those miserable Captioners will have a field day with this!

Minicle says:

Rumble: Left a bit....No Right a Bit....No a Little bit more to the Left...No...A tiny bi...

Starscream: Arrrrgggg!!!

Macross2020 says:

Starscream: "This is ridiculous! Rumble, go tell Megatron that the insecticons are reproducing again!"

Rumble: "Wow Starscream, I know everyone said you were a pest, but didn't mean you have to go and marry one."

Starscream

Macross2020 says:

Another failed attempt by Rumble and Starscream to give Metroplex crabs.

fuzzy butt says:

r" ok scream it your turn and the pointer says...right hand blue"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

starscream,"Ok Rumble now if you wanna stay in this round of Decepticon Fear Factor,your gonna haffta eat this bug,or Triggerhappy wins."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"I'm telling you Rumble we are so gonna win the Insecticon Day parade float competition."

fuzzy butt says:

sound of pull string rolling up
" The Cow Says Mooo"

CrimsonH says:

Rumble: Your shaking that...why?

StarScream: The damn thing won't transform into something portable!

CrimsonH says:

Rumble: StarScream why are you punching that thing?

StarScream: It ate my dollar!

CrimsonH says:

Rumble: Uh, StarScream? What are you doing?

StarScream: It's a saturday and I don't have a date what do you think?

CrimsonH says:

StarScream: I specifically asked for a red bug!

CrimsonH says:

StarScream: Megatron's gonna be pissed that we messed up his statue.

Rumble: Maybe he won't be able to tell.

CrimsonH says:

StarScream: I wonder what would happen if I *lifts the wings*

Bug: OUCH! Jeez watch it buddy!

CrimsonH says:

StarScream: HEY! This looks like my prom date!

Rumble: I bet it does.

CrimsonH says:

StarScream: This looks totally like me.

Rumble: Yea...Soundwave bring the needle.

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Starscream knew pulling off Shelob's legs was insult enough, but he couldn't resist shoving her into her own web just for spite. She never should have mistook Rumble for a Hobbit.

Nomad says:

Starscream: "Tell me Rumble, does this look good here, or would it look better over the fireplace?"

Rumble: "You REALLY have to stop buying junk from yard sales, Starscream..."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Bug,"AGGGGHAG! huuuuuugh AKKKGGGHAK! weeze......"
Rumble,"OH MY GOD HE'S CHOKING DO SOMETHING!"
Starscream,"Right now let's see how does that heimlich maneuver work?"

HeliconAutun says:

Starscream: 'Feng shui handbook says we should put this Lightning Bug over here.'
Rumble: 'You'll block our view of the giant featureless wall.'
Starscream: 'It's Feng Shui! Now get moving!'

Gundam Sniper says:

"And see, how the lady bug and giant jet- ROBOT OF DOOM coexist peacefully in their natural habitat"

_Max_ says:

Rumble: "Starscream, Amazon's sent us the wrong thing AGAIN. That is NOT an mp3 player."

Starscream: "Maybe the Play switch is that red button."

Minicle says:

Starscream: Wonder what happens if I press this button?
*Presses*
Lightning Bug: Huuuuuggg! ^_^
Starscream: .>

Minicle says:

Lightning Bug: Oi! Easy Mate, mind the wings!

gir says:

R: "He's committing Pesticide!"

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Starscream, "Rumble, this is where baby Insecticons come from."

Laserbot says:

SS:hurry go get the giant rolled up newspapper!!
R: gees good thing the sunday funies add extra weight!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Now we know who's been making the Playschool GoBots.

megathunderbass says:

Rumble: Starscream, dont look now, but i think someone bugged you.
Starscream: no way! how can you tell?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"Hey look you peal this shell back and there's chocolate under here!"
Rumble,"J-a-c-k-p-o-t!"

alvahnomicron says:

"HEY, NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"I think Bugatrons had too much to drink again."
Starscream,"Yeah he's stuck in bug mode again."
Rumble,"There's no way he can fly home like this.We can't just leave him here."
Starscream,"sigh,L

Minicle says:

Starscream: I know your hiding in there NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE!

Minicle says:

Starscream: Whats it say now Rumble?

Rumble: Twenty three Mega Cycles, and six Astro seconds...Whatever that means...

Starscream: Finelly! Just Three more Cycles and I'll have broken the World Record for Lighting Bug embracing!

Minicle says:

Its not the size that counts. Its how you Use it.

Minicle says:

Starscream: Quick Rumble! We must hide my Beast Machines form before Bob Skir finds it!

Minicle says:

Starscream: Whats this?

Rumble:(Reads)"Made...in...Taiwan"

Minicle says:

Starscream's Idea of "bugging" the system.

HeliconAutun says:

Starscream: 'Quick Rumble - run behind him and steal its wallet!'
Rumble: 'Where's its back pocket?'

HeliconAutun says:

Rumble: 'I don't think it's ticklish Starscream.'
Starscream: 'Nonsense! All bow to the mighty tickle attack of Starscream! Works 9 out of 10 times!'

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"This should hide the hole in the wall from Megatron,til we can go to Home Depot and get some sheet rock and paint."
Rumble,"You think they'll have the same color paint?"
Starscream,"Oh sure they got that color m

Tiedye says:

Starscream- "When the humans see this it will strike fear into their hearts." What are they doing now" Rumble- "they are just standing there sir Starscream- Dam! It worked in THE MUMMY movie

Viper 16 says:

Starscream: I'm papa roach!
Rumble: whatever you say

fuzzy butt says:

s "AHHHHHH ITS ON MY FOOT ITS ON MY FOOT!"
R "and like I can Do anyThing"

Me am Grimwave says:

Starscream: Behold Rumble, my ultimate weapon of destructive power! Mwahahahahaha!
Rumble: ..... well? Where's the destrutcitive power?
Starscream: Hold on a second. Argh! Slag! How do you turn this thing on?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"You pulled this cybertic off of Ravage?"
Starscream,"Sure did.You might wanna tell Soundwave to check him completely after every mission."
Rumble,"Will do."

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Starscream and Rumble catch the monster trying to scare everyone away from 'Con H.Q.
All:"Mr. Crabtree!"

Minicle says:

Starscream: Quick Rumble! Hand me a Pokeball! I'm gonna catch me a Ninjask!

Rumble: Um...I don't think thats a Ninjask Starscream 0.0

Minicle says:

Rumble: You certainly do have a way with Bugs Starscream. "S------" >_<

Starscream: Oh Shut up! .\_/.

Acelister says:

They didn't believe when the sign said "Product may contain bugs", and look what happened!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

After pulling off the rubber mask,Starscream and Rumble found that all the speculation and hints on the albums were true Paul was dead,and had been replaced in The Beatles years ago with a giant bug in disguise.

Mkall says:

Starscream has failed Megatron so many times, that Megatron has sent him on the impossible mission: teach the inanimate rock bug to fly.

Blue_Monkey says:

How many times have I told you to lift with your knees, Rumble? Like this!

Patrick O'Shea says:

Rumble: "I don't care WHAT you say, I am NOT calling you Shockwave!"
Starscream: "Shock shock shock waaaave...."

Pokejedservo says:

Let did anyone know that X.A.N.A has been aided by shrunken Decepticons in the outside world. Who knew huh?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"POWERLINX!"
Rumble,"What the hell are you doing."
Bug,"Yeah powerlinx with him he's minicon size.unnnnng OUCH!"

Dee-Kal says:

Starscream's fondness for movie memorabelia was finally declared 'out of hand' when he came back from the Mummy Returns premiere...

Dee-Kal says:

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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"What are you doing?"
Starscream,"Me I'm just burning doing the neutron dance."
Rumble,"Ask a stupid question....."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Bombshell, how many Krispy Kreme doghnuts did you eat?"

Kevinus Prime says:

"No, no, you idiots! Like THIS! One,two, three, one,two, three....

Kevinus Prime says:

"Thank God you got here, Starscream! It already ate Tokyo and beat Godzilla!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"My new Pretender shell sucks."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Rumble! Don't just stand there like an idiot! Get the 'Raid'!"

turbo97 says:

arn't you supposed to remove that with a match?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"Ain't no way your gonna eat the whole thing Statscream."

Ravenous Zero says:

I don't know what the hell it is, but it's comming home with me! Look at that sexy Mech body!

_Max_ says:

Starscream: "Put a quarter in the slot Rumble, I want to ride the bug machine."

Mikeybot says:

Ooo, squishy!

Obi-Wan Kenobi says:

wow, cool. hand-puppets!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"Ok,Rumble give me that sample of Will Smith's blood.I'll let the bug get a whiff of it,and finally I will have my revenge for Wild,Wild,West."

Autocons says:

Starscream: I really hope no one sees me doing this. This new toy i got cost me my life savings of Energon. Rumble: It's just a toy. Starscream: BUT IT LIGHTS UP! BATERIES ARE INCLUDED! Honestly, how many toys include batteries, HUH! Rumble: 2,452,86

megathunderbass says:

Rumble: oh no! i knew i forgot something!!
Starscream: hehehe i came prepared for Megatrons sleep over party, got my beanbag here, i'm ready for anything, hehehehe

megathunderbass says:

Rumble: i dont see how you got that, i tried all day long tryin to hit those bottles off the wall but they wouldnt budge!
Starscream: all you need rumble is a good eye and $100 dollars sliped in to get this baby, now i can add it to the rest of my soft t

HeliconAutun says:

Starscream: "Megatron? Is that you?!"
Rumble: "You need an optics test Starscream."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"What are you doing?"
Starscream,"Well I'm really siked up about Starship Troopers 2 coming out on DVD,and I bought this for a Starship Troopers 2 party,you think Megatron will come?"
Rumble,"Your really sad you know

y2si says:

it's black, it will go with anything

Fast Lane says:

Star Scream: Would you care to dance m'lady?
Rumble: We need to get you a girlfriend.

fuzzy butt says:

"oooo quick! hide here come megs and I don't want to ruin the suprise."

fuzzy butt says:

r" I still don't see how you got that in your tailpipe"
s" look for the last time Butter no butt, bug in rubber underpants!"
r"still don't get it.."
s"ahhhhh"

Sniper-Switch says:

Getting a copy of Starscreams room key: $4.99
Time spent waiting for the lights to go out: 2 hours
Having projector as a best friend: Priceless

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble catchs Starscream in another hairbrained scheme.

Rumble,"What are you doing with that bug?"
Starscream,"Bug,what bug."

vinlok says:

Megatron is going to freak out when he finds this under his bed.

Zero Dreax says:

"Stupid Cybertronian cockroaches!"
"Blew up another batch of energon, eh Starscream?"
"SHUT UP!"

PETEATRON says:

"come on rumble we gotta fix this problem or soundwave wont let me listen to my aerosmith tapes on him anymore"

trailbreaker says:

Where's that can of bug spray Spike had in an earlier caption contest ??

fuzzy butt says:

Come on boy roll over, roll over
rumble" ahh come on dude this is so lame"
screamer" Damn bug I SAID ROLL OVER, if you embarras me again, I KNOW SOME JAPANESE THAT WOULD LOVE TO SLAP YOU INBETWEEN TWO PEICES OF BREAD. NOW ROLL OVER!!!

turbo97 says:

Hey rumble Check out the size of my Bling Bling

fuzzy butt says:

feed me starscream feed me!
hey rumble, stand a little closer

Jetfighter Prime says:

Rumble(frighten):Starscream, don't do it! it might wake up and kill you

Starscream(really mad): this thing is getting me on the nerves!!! Why don't you SHUT UP?! and help me you stupid tape!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"I don't think you've quite got the hang of this snowman thing,Starscream."

Starscream,"Your a tape right? Record this,This is Starscream reminding Rumble to SHUT UP!"

mangatron says:

Starscream: "finally, the legendary transforming Scarab! with this, megatron will be mummy food!"

Rumble: "why are you trying to climb it?"

Xorn says:

Star Scream: Now my collection is complete with this Lighting bug.

Rumble: Just wait for Hasbro to release the 6 repaints, then your collection won't be so complete!

happylock says:

Starscream "Look at rumble. Isn't it beautiful?"
Rumble "What is it? It looks silly to me,"
Starscream "It is the world's largest chocolate covered insecticon. And it is all mine whaahahha."
Rumble "Wait isn

HeliconAutun says:

Starscream: "..ah-ah-ah-ah Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive!"
Rumble: "Please please tell me now, is there something I should know?"

teletran2 says:

starscream: rumble, pass me the instructions again... this super deluxe insection is tuffer than i thought...

Ransom says:

Starscream: *thinking* Oh boy! My very own exclusive, limited edition Giant Lightning Bug!! And it was only $15 on eBay!

~Elsewhere~

Megatron: Where in %*^$* is my bathtub toy?!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"That's right Starscream lift with the knees."
Starscream,"Everybody's always got a better way,espeacially when their not lifting."

Topnwe says:

Starscream: just a tug *grunt* here, and a twist there.... Rumble: Starscream i really don't think that's an insecticon toy. Starscream: what are you talking about, Bumblebee told me it was when i bought it at his garage sale. Rumble: WHAT?! oh

Optimus Norm says:

Honestly Starscrem....why don't you and the giant bug get a frickin' room for heaven's sake?

Draco614 says:

Starscream-you have the right to remain silent
Anything you can and will be used against you in a court of law
You have the right to an attorney
If you can't afford one, one will be provided to you by the court system.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"I'm telling you Rumble this will be the Transformers of the future."
Rumble,"I don't know Starscream,Beastwars,you really think this'll work."
S,"Of course it will,we'll computer animate the whole

fuzzy butt says:

Some how I don't think this is a real spanish fly.
oh shut up and destract her while I slip it into her drink

Com&Con01 says:

Help me Rumble! I'm been attacked by those beatles from the Mummy!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"Stand back Rumble I'm gonna ride the lightning......bug."
Rumble,"That is the worst joke I've ever heard."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Welcome to Extreme Home Makeover Decepticon Edition:Starscream,and Rumble've been working on the living room,mean while Megatron's been making the living room bigger with his fusion cannon.

HeliconAutun says:

Starscream: 'Is this an anime? 'Cos I'm sure that background's moving and we're not'.
Rumble: 'You're hugging a giant metal insect and you think the walls are moving and you're not. Could you be any more drunk

fuzzy butt says:

do you need to shed some of thoes unwanted lbs, or do you just need to get back into shape? We at Rumbles gym have what you need. With our new decpt. wait program we will help slim, trim and bring out the Killer in you! We even offer private trainers ( sh

fuzzy butt says:

after recent lay offs and energon cuts, Starscream and Rumble go into pest removel biz. to suplament threr lost income

HeliconAutun says:

Starscream: 'They say if you rub your crotch on a giant metal insect that good luck comes your way'.
Rumble: 'Somethin' else does to'.

Acelister says:

After being shrunk, Rumble and Starscream had to do fend against dust, feet, and the occasional insect.

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Starscream: God, Shrapnel, you gotta lay off the Krispy Kremes!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream and Rumble had so much fun at the Wet and Wild Water Bug park.

demonslayer says:

Rumble: When Megatron told you to bug the Autobots, i don't think he ment that. StarScream: What else could he have ment?

turbo97 says:

so this is the bug that caused the unknowns in HMW

_Max_ says:

Starscream: "I wouldn't mind so much if it didn't keep trying to climb up the wall!"

Road Turtle says:

Rumble, "Uh, could you tell me again why we're doing this?"

Starscream, "To defeat the Autobots so we can take over Earth, so we can suck it dry of Energon, then go back to Cybertron, defeat the Autobots there, so we can rule Cybert

Road Turtle says:

Rumble, "You know StarScream, you are second in command, you could get SkyWarp and ThunderKracker to do that for you...(but then again you are an idiot...)"

StarScream, "I heard that you Archaic Analogue Spool of Tape! Two words, KITCHEN

Castle74 says:

Megatron:Ok now a little to the right...
Rumble and Starscream:Yes Megatron!
Megatron:Now a little left...wait..
Starscream whispers:One Day Megatron, one day..
And a rivalry began...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"So iz dat da bug dat's bin up your reactor?"

Starscream,"..ng....I hate you."

sagekilla says:

Rumble: God....do you have to release your Sexual energy here?

Starscream: YEAHH!!!! YEAHHH!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

sagekilla says:

Rumble: So..this is how decepticons are made huh?

Starscream: Away with you!!! leave me to my privacy time in the toilet!!

Rumble: But we dont goto the bath---

Starscream: SILENCE!

Wylde Fyre says:

Rumble: "I'm tellin' ya Starscream, the Insecticons don't HAVE Pretender shells!"

TheRoMan says:

"Hey Starscream, what the heck is a Lighning Bug anyway?" - Starscream "I don't know Rumble, maybe its a typo"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream works hard to peddle his new exercise program The Roboflex.

AirFlare says:

Starscream: "LEAVE NOW, RUMBLE!!"
Rumble: "This is gross"
Starscream: "THIS IS PRIVATE TIME, MY PRIVATE TIME"

Cliff Jumper says:

What Starscrem uses to do his squats.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"Here he is Starscream."
Starscream,"You fool this is not Gamera!"

fuzzy butt says:

rumble to Starscream" how just how did you get this past airport security?"
starscream" Do you rember the time we pretended to be pinky and the brain?"
rumble" yea?"
scream" well what do you think the rubber pants and

fuzzy butt says:

Singing" com mister starscream, carry that that big bug, Megatrom comes and we got no raid, me say Raid! we need the RAID need da raid da raid. Meagtron comes and he'll see the bug

fuzzy butt says:

after years of abuse for megatron starscream finally snapps and gives up his and follows his real dream, Entomology!

Jaw Crusher says:

Q: Why exactly did Megatron keep Starscream alive all those years? A: Because when Optimus Prime has kicked your ass yet again, you'll look for a good belly laugh any way you can.

LagunaL8 says:

The REAL origin or Frenzy and Rumble...Starscream: Come on, push, push! I see the head comin out!Rumble: Cool...I get a brother... *Frenzy pops out*

galvanostril says:

rumble: wow, it IS a weapon!
Starscream: Now I can defeat megatron!
bumblebee(under lightning bug): wait, it's just styrofoam!

TheRoMan says:

"Hey Starscream, why don't we just get that bug spray used in the caption contest 3 months ago?"

thexfile says:

starscream : i've done it , i've done it... finaly i captured 1 of those pesky outobots...!!!

rumbel : eum which outobot wil that be than screamy ??

starscream : can't you see ??? are you blind ???? i've captured that pesky outob

thexfile says:

starscream : fly baby fly , whazz up fly baby...

rumbel : hey screamy what are you dooing...

starscream : i've had it withe megatron i'm gooing away

rumbel : yeh , but i thougt megatron disesembeld you flying circuits ???

starscream

thexfile says:

rumbel : higher , little to the left , hold it.

starscream : (rude farting noise)

rumbel : pieuwie what was that ??

starscream : ooops i think i've ---- myself

thexfile says:

rumbel : he starscream what is that ?

starscream : can't you see stupide bot , it's a bug bom , megatron told me to get 1 cos the idiot leader has got ants in his pants woehahhahha

Acelister says:

Starscream: "When Megatron said there was a bug in this room, I can see why he got scared!"

Acelister says:

Starscream thought a group hug was in order to raise moral.

Fastlane says:

Starsream: This Insecticon weighs a ton!
Rumble: Lift with your kness!

thexfile says:

Starscream : when megatron hit's this special pignata we wil have some big fun.

rumble : yeh yeh it w'll bring the house down literaly hahahhah

thexfile says:

rumble : starscream just push harder , you wimp crack it open.

starscream : it won't budge , it's so hard.

rumble : it's easy jou just crack it open , let me do it.

starscream : i do'nt know how that pig does it in the film ,

DeltaOmega says:

You put your right arm in, you take your riaht arm out, you put your right arm in and shake it all about......

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Rumble(to Starscream): Mind if I dance wit' yo date?

Blitzkriegh says:

Starscream- RUMBLE! GET THE GIANT BUG REPELLANT QUICKLY!
Rumble- On it!
: When Rumble and the other casseticons came back it was too late, Screamer was gone and the bugs were extremely fat :

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"Alright bug assume the position.Spread em'"
Bug,"I didn't do nothin!"
Rumble,"You have the right to remain silent,you have the right to an attorney......"

Road Turtle says:

Little did the Decepticons know that the Autobots had already perfected a counter weapon against the Lighting Bug,....The Giant Rubber Boot!

Road Turtle says:

StarScream, "Hey, you! Help me move this this superweapon! It weighs tons!"
Rumble, "Dude, I'm a cassette."

Road Turtle says:

Rumble "Wow! A giant motionless bug that just sits there hurls lighting bolts at random! Thats the best plan ever! I'm so glad I quit my subway job!"

Road Turtle says:

Lame and extravagantly hokey super weapons, this is why the Decepticons lose.

MacrossFA19 says:

Starscream: I love you but, but.... I am a decepticon and I have to let you go.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"This? I taking it to the beach I call it my buggy board."

Archer says:

That wasn't my pistol

Zeedust says:

Strascream: "I shall call him squihy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my little squishy..."

Rumble: "Little? We need a can of Raid the size of a slaggin' truck, if you ask me!"

UltraPrimal says:

MIC Starscream and Rumble, seen here frisking a felon from the planet Dung, turn good and join the Galactic RCMP.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Oh that crazy Starscream and his wacky plans.Last week he tried putting a pillow over Megatron's mouth,this week he's training a big beetle to carry Megatron off.

Kaiser Grimlock says:

and one two, CHA CHA CHA, three four CHA CHA CHA

Kaiser Grimlock says:

Fat bot's need love too

Silent says:

Starscream:Where should we hide this before Megatron's suprise birthday.? Rumble:Who the hell cares. Let's just hide it where he wouldn't look. SS:But Megatron looks every where. Rumble:Who gives a crap.

trailbreaker says:

Starscream has waaaaaaaaay too much energon and gets frisky with Megatron's favorite statue.

trailbreaker says:

Megatron super-glued Starscream to the bug as a cruel joke.

trailbreaker says:

Rumble -- "See Starscream? The caterpillar turns into a beautiful butterfly...er...bug...er...whatever."

-Ry- says:

Rumble had just stumbled upon the most akward moment of his life. Not only did starscream come out of the closet, but Rumble was his next victim.....

Happy Noodle Blacker says:

Look at this tick we pulled off Trypticon!

fuzzy butt says:

Rumble" you wnat me to crawl up that things what?"
scream" wan wan wan now get off your butt and into the buggs!"

fuzzy butt says:

so what we going to do tomorrow night Brain?
Take over the world Pinky, now help me get this bug into the rubber under pants while I rub butter on my butt.

fuzzy butt says:

Megatron is gonna flip when he finds this in his bed!!
Rumble" I'm telln I'm telln"

fuzzy butt says:

some how I don't think this is going to fit in to your apt.

fuzzy butt says:

ahhh see I told you he liked you
scream" bad bug, bad bug down boy down sit siiit

fuzzy butt says:

so any ways, their I was with a baby seal in one hand and a ballpin hammer in the other, win WHHOAH!!!! HOLLY BAT POOP I ALMOST WALKED INTO THI ENORMIOUS BUG THING

fuzzy butt says:

om nom she bomm on re nom seh bom, OOOH great buggy of grand stature grant me, in your buggy wisdome the buggy power to annoy the living crap out of megatrom, nommo nommo wizz bang phlop

fuzzy butt says:

Yo scream, your bling blink is way mongo, you know what i is preachn my nizzle

fuzzy butt says:

Damn xian soda mach, GIVE ME MY money back!!!!

fuzzy butt says:

no wait wait a little more to the left, a little more, no ok ok , more to the right a little more, no stop, ok alittle to the left a little more

fuzzy butt says:

Ok Rumble All that I have to do is say the magic words and ......

fuzzy butt says:

lets see how powerfull the power rangers are without their bug of power.

fuzzy butt says:

Red rocket , Red rocket, comon good bug red rocket!

fuzzy butt says:

So let me git this strait, megs told you that rubbing the venution spitting beetle's belly would make stronger?

fuzzy butt says:

one pill makes you larger, one will make you small, go ask Alice win she's ten feet tall.
So don't go chasing wrabbits down thoes holes...
Damnit Rumble quit singing and give me a HAND!

fuzzy butt says:

ok CHARLIE bROWN, ERR starscream, i'll hold the bug and you run up and try to kick it..K

fuzzy butt says:

Hey umm, Starscream, ahh, don't take this the wrong was but, umm, you got A HUGE BUG ON YOUR face!!!

fuzzy butt says:

Errr.... Hrrmph... gooogit....
Are you shure that you moved this by your self

fuzzy butt says:

Yet once again Starscream has too much to drink and rumble has to save him from a fate worse than death,"COYOTE LLooVVee!!!"

fuzzy butt says:

Do a little dance make a little love get down to night get down tonight

fuzzy butt says:

follow the rabbit you said, eat the mushroom you said, this is it screw you I'm goin home

Alphatron says:

Rumble: How the heck to we get this back to Megatron??

Starsceam: Whoever said I'M taking this back to Megatron?

Ratbat says:

It's a terrible irony, Rumble, that we are about to destroy the Autobots with a weapon they created!

badjimmy76 says:

Got it, now to really ---- it off I'm gonna stick my thumb up its butt.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"What's that?"
Starscream,"Like it,I bought it at Big Lots,it's an oversized Beastwars knock off,pretty cool huh only set me back a dollar too."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

17 years those and those friggin cicadas are back.

turbo97 says:

Oh No, unicron has crabs

turbo97 says:

WOW a whole new definition to bugs in the system

turbo97 says:

Im gonna win this years halloween contest for sure!

turbo97 says:

20 foot tall and it carries lyme desiese too?!?!

turbo97 says:

where's the orkin man when you need him

turbo97 says:

Starscreams hidden hobby has been discovered, Teaching bugs how to waltz

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"Didn't Megatron say he'd clip your manly wires if he caught you trying to merge with anything again?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"This it's a Super-Deluxe Insecticon."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"Isn't this awesome I got it at Bombshell's yard sale,won't this look great on my den wall?"
Rumble,"Wow Megatron must've really beat the hell out of you last time you tried to take over,cause that things ugl

dolenarda says:

Yeah you like it when someone watches dont ya you big bug

TheRoMan says:

"Starscream..don't do it!" – I MUST! I WILL FINALLY GET THE HELP I NEED TO DEFEAT MEGATRON...."BEATLEJUICE, BEATLEJUICE, EATLEJUICE!!!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"Dear god Starscream are you humping a giant bug?"
Starscream,"Yes why?"
Rumble,"No reason,I get sloppy seconds.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"BY GOD THESE FRIGGIN BUGS ARE WAYYYYYYYY OUT OF CONTROL!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starscream,"Damn it Rumble where the hell you want this thing it's heavy you know."