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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Superion and Menasor have a little fun!

Superion and Menasor have a little fun!
98 comments
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98 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

snavej says:

Superion: Can I park my nosecone in your cargo bay?

Menasor: Go away pervert! I'm underage, only a few days old.

Jul 24, 2025

snavej says:

Superion: Menasor, you're my only chance for love!

Menasor: No, soon there will be Defensor, Bruticus and others.

Superion: Great! But first, I'll make love to you.

Jul 24, 2025

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

After years of failing, Superion finally wins at the anual Nexus Maximus wrestling competition

May 25, 2022

Rainmaker says:

Superion: Uhm, Menasor I think we have some layering problems
(look around under Superion's crotch)

Jun 13, 2016

BG the Robit says:

Menasor is almost passed out drunk and Superion, only slightly less drunk is acting on it.
Menasor: Uuuhh... what's up my... is that my tailpipe? I.. can't really tell anymore...
Superion: that would be me...

May 12, 2016

Shuttershock says:

Superion: *HHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKK*
Menasor: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Mar 1, 2016

Symos says:

I have a hard enough time telling my yaoi fang girlfriend that combiner teams do not work like that.

Feb 26, 2016

Zeedust says:

Superion: "You're made of cars and I'm made of jet planes! WHY ARE YOU BIGGER THAN ME?!?!"
Mensaor: "Try exercising once in a while!"

Aug 18, 2012

Sideswipe501 says:

Is the camera running?

Dec 7, 2011

Zeedust says:

Insert your own "banana in the tailpipe" joke here.

Superion (Beavis voice): "Heheheh, he said "insert." Heheheh."

Menasor (Butthead voice): "Heheh, shut up, Beavis."

Jan 25, 2007

Roadshadow says:

Superion: Yeah, Menasor. You're a naughty gsetalt aren't ya?
Menasor: This joke is beyond old now! ----!

Mar 29, 2006

shockblaster5 says:

superion: don't get mad at me for this, but only Breakdown will be released in generation 2.
menasor: you @$$hole! menasor smash!

Shortly after, Superion told Menasor that he would appear again in cybertron. but not as a stunticon.
Menasor will

Feb 26, 2006

Ultrabot says:

whats in my exaust?
Superion:hehehe

Aug 6, 2004

Zeedust says:

Here we see Superion, drawing all over Menasor with magic marker while he's passed out drunk.

Jul 13, 2004

juggaloG says:

1-2-3! Superion wins the Transformers Wrestling Federation Gestalt-class Championship! Next week, he will be defending againt Landfill from RID! See ya next week!

May 27, 2004

Glitch says:

DOWN BOY!!

Apr 5, 2004

Zeedust says:

Superion (hysterical): "DEATH FROM ABOVE! DEATH FROM ABOVE!"

Menasor: -_-; "Go away..."

Jan 13, 2004

Zeedust says:

Menasor: "Um, shouldn't he be the same size as me, especially if he's got me pinned like this? I keep feeling the urge to just say the hell with the script and just pick him up and punt his skidplate a couple miles downfield.&a

Jan 13, 2004

Bruticus says:

Superion: "Hey, Menasor! Let's play 'Scramble City!'"
Menasor: "No way, Superion. That's just way too damn kinky."
Superion: "You played last time."
Menasor: &a

Oct 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Menasor: GAAAGH!!
Superion: Oh, just be quiet...wha-oof!

Aug 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Stay down.

May 17, 2003

Broadside says:

No really it's good for both of us!

May 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

Yes, mommy? Z'it lunchtime already?

Apr 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Superion : Rats, this isn't working! Does anyone else know how to perform CPR on a robot??

Apr 23, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Superion "shhh, I hear my mom comming!"

Mar 16, 2003

frank says:

"Yes, Menasor, my pipe is sticking WAAAAAAAY out....so what?"

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

MENASOR: Faster, FASTER! BREAKDOWN: We discussed this before combining and I said NO!

Jan 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Superion: I think he's starting to suspect something. Menasor: Who? Superion: Your wife.

Dec 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

I warned him about the last dounut in the fridge and he just wouldnt listen!

Dec 6, 2002

Manchester Devil says:

Galvatron: What you doing with the enemy?
Menasor: I'm being raped!
Superion: Darn these Japanese sciripts!!

Nov 17, 2002

Galvatron says:

"Yeah..you like that don't you..ungh..Who's your Autobot! Who's your Autobot!"

Nov 9, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

GIVE ME BACK MY LUNCH MONEY!!!!!

Nov 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

S:(singing)Oh.MY FUNNY VALENTINE...-M:So,I still get 20 energon goodies,right?

Nov 5, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Kinda makes you wonder what was going on in the animators' minds...

Oct 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

GOOD LORD! HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE SEE ROBOTS MOUNTING EACH OTHER!!?!?!?

Oct 26, 2002

Vector Sigma says:

Superion:"Menasor baby....you MY bitch!!"

Oct 25, 2002

MEGATRON says:

Transformer gay porn.

Oct 17, 2002

Suzuki says:

I think Fort Max is getting suspicious...

Oct 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor to Superion "Your gun is sticking into my hip."

Oct 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Superion:"Damnit, now those caption freaks bust out all those stupid gay jokes."

Sep 18, 2002

Sideswipe says:

and this is the way we wash our but, wash our but,wash our but, oh this is the way we wash out but so early in the morning!!!!

Aug 27, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Little did they know that...they were on CANDID CAAAMMMERA!

Aug 26, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Oh man, Rodimus is gonna slag me when he sees this!

Aug 26, 2002

Sledge says:

Chapter 5 of the Autobot Kamasutra....merging.

Aug 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

I was..uhmm.. i was.. uhmm Cleaning ... cleaning his... chest plate.. full of ice see. heehe"

Aug 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

um uh..he had something in his eye

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus:(Offscreen) Uh, Superion, what are you and Menasor doing?

Jul 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Superion: Do a little dance.. Make a lot of love.. Make a lot of love to you my naked Menasaur

Jul 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Superion: OPTIMUS! Its not what it looks like! Honest! Menasaur:YES IT IS!

Jul 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ref: 1, 2, 3! THE WINNER, SUPERION!

Jul 2, 2002

Mr. X says:

Superion: "Look! I am raping Menasor and Motormaster at the sam time!"

Jun 30, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

We know return you to your regularly scheduled Yaoi already in progress.

Jun 17, 2002

Homer says:

Superion is just giving Menasor a back massage...yes just a back massage...

May 27, 2002

A-3 says:

Did I leave the iron on?

May 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

It doesnt matter that youre pre-menasor-tural; I dont mind the blood.

May 16, 2002

bob says:

It do

May 16, 2002

Omega Supreme says:

Menasor(underneath): Menasor no like being crushed!!
*Superion knocks him out with a punch*
Superion: Shut up you have no brains sometimes if any at all.

May 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Superion: Picard is the best Star Trek captain! Admit it!
Menasor: In your dreams Autobot, everyone knows Kirk rules!

May 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Use WD-40 for ALL your lubrication needs.

May 5, 2002

Black Arachnis says:

here we see the creation of tracks.

May 5, 2002

JP says:

*click* Superion:Oh no! Not another of THOSE photos! We had just cleared Jazz reputation! Slaggit!

May 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor: Do you always have to make love to me from behind? Are you thinking about someone else?

May 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

superion: ok if u gave me back that matrix i whould have to do this to u but u haned it to that guy that looks like a truck i think he was optimus prime who ever he is

May 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor: Get off me you faggit!

May 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Convoy: *Sigh* First Jazz & Starscream, and now this??

May 3, 2002

Wolverine says:

"WHADDYA MEAN U SLEPT WITH PREDAKING!!? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!"

May 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

1988: both the Airalbots and Stuntacons, taking their removal from the toy line extremely hard, drown their sorrows in 40 proof malt energon liquor. The result...the worst case of Beer-goggles in history.

May 2, 2002

Eman says:

Superion at his gayest.

May 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

You told me noone would see us out here!

May 2, 2002

whacko says:

A part of me dislikes being ontop whenever we wrestle, dammit!

May 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor: Pervert!

May 2, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

If you think this is bad, wait till you see what he did to Omega Supreme!

May 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Superion: "What a wonderful day for mountain climbing!" (looks over, sees the mountain) "Wait a minute...What am I..."

May 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

hey my arm does look like an icecream sandwich!

May 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

How Superion became the Twister champion of the galaxy.

Apr 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Mensaor: DUDE GET OFF ME Your knee is shoving into my crotch!

Superion: sorry, I could have sworn I saw Britney Spears nude.

Apr 30, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

Superion: Oh Menasor! Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it.....oh, uh, high Computron.

Apr 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Superion: What the hell you mean the Seibertron boards are down?!!!

Apr 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Not bad, but not as good a hump like a pro.

Apr 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

is it the right time to make a female combiner or what??!!

Apr 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Now Menasor, you will di... (looks back) uh-oh.

Apr 30, 2002

Shermtron says:

superion wins!!! Champion of the world

Apr 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Alright, change positions. *Arms & Limbs exchange*

Apr 29, 2002

Bombshell says:

Cheat #2: Codeword: Chastitycheat!

Apr 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

opps sorry ive just cummed on ya t!ts mate!!

Apr 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Narrator: When Transformers Ended, Superion & Menasor had to find some work as porn stars.

Apr 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Convoy: Hey, quit humping the poor Stuntron!

Apr 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor:"Did the director just call me Jenna?" Superion: "Umm this is the set for TFTM right? Right?!"

Apr 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Anybody got some whipped creme?

Apr 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

What Superion and Menasor where doing durning TF:TM!

Apr 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Superion:Hey what the....hey!!! Bummblebee! give that bloody camra!

Apr 29, 2002

Rail Racer says:

[Menasor and Superion as Fred Flintstone and Dino]

Down Dino ,down boy.

Apr 29, 2002

Windcharger says:

Im on top, because im the planes, dumbass

Apr 29, 2002

Jedi Kermit says:

Superion-"Are you sure this is what the script says to do??"

Apr 29, 2002

Unknown says:

Now this is what I call some tailpipe action

Apr 29, 2002

lvletal_l2obot says:

But we ALWAYS do missionary style!

Apr 29, 2002

menasor says:

stop fµ©king me!

Apr 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Menasor: Know wunder why they call you Superion. OH AH AH!!!

Apr 29, 2002

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