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The Ultimate Caption Contest

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth
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253 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

How it feels to chew 5 gum

May 25, 2022

Nacelle says:

At least you don't die in this one yet

Dec 6, 2018

Evil Eye says:

"Look, don't blame me, my forearms are completely worthless!"

May 28, 2017

Decepticon Stryker says:

Dirge accidentally wanders onto the set of "Dino Riders"

Jun 24, 2016

Optimum Supreme says:

Coming to a theater near you in Summer 2020, Jurassic Park v Transformers Dawn of CGIarama

Apr 30, 2016

DecepticonFinishline says:

"It's the 20th Anniversary of BEAST WARS. Masterpiece Dirge can wait. It's Megatron's time to shine! Yeeeeesssss."

- Megatron

Apr 23, 2016

DecepticonFinishline says:

"It's the 20th Anniversary of BEAST WARS. Masterpiece Dirge can it. It's Megatron's time to shine! Yeeeeesssss."

- Megatron

Apr 23, 2016

DedicatedGhostArt says:

This is Felzbug's relative.

Mar 20, 2016

crazyfist says:

Originally, Dirge, Thrust and Ramjet were to appear in Beast Wars Season 3, but due to budget reasons…this is the deleted scene rough cut…

Mar 20, 2016

Ms. Trebuchette says:

"BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STARSCREAM?! MEGATRON?! RUMBLE?!?!?! ANYONE?!?! I really need an adult here."

Mar 18, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Who thought this ride was a good idea?

Dec 29, 2014

Frenchhorngirl says:

When you gotta go, you gotta not go.

Nov 26, 2013

cybertronianjedi says:

I knew this Jurrassic Park crossover would suck!!

Nov 26, 2007

Condan1993 says:

ggrrrrrrrrr

Aug 27, 2007

Superion_007 says:

Hmm crunchy....

Jul 8, 2006

StarSaber1701 says:

BW Megatron: Hummm I wonder were my old base is

Jun 27, 2006

seminole1 says:

Dirge: OH GOT DAMN!

Apr 18, 2006

Voyager Prime says:

Thrust: (getting chewed on) Never thought I'd bite the energon like this: eaten by a giant Barney knock-off.

T-Rex: (spits him out) Yuck! It so does NOT taste like chicken!

Jan 4, 2006

A'Arab Zaraq says:

The G1/Beast Wars Decepticon/Predacon Kegger didn't go quite as planned

Oct 25, 2005

Roadshadow says:

T Rex: Yummy! Decepti-chow!
Dirge: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Megatron, he's chewing my pancreas!

Jul 13, 2005

Blaster_6267 says:

Tastes like chicken

Jun 14, 2005

Zeedust says:

Dirge: "The things you gotta go through to get reissued..."

Mar 24, 2005

Warhead says:

THEY TOLD ME IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS OUT SIDE
THE HOME!!!!

Dec 21, 2004

Marv says:

Dirge: "No Starscream, this ain't no T-Rex. It's arms are too big and it's skull is differently built. I think this is in fact an Allosaurus!"
Starscream: "You really are an übernerd, aren't you?"

Oct 13, 2004

Marv says:

Jurassic Park IV will feature a few surprising cameo's...

Oct 13, 2004

Marv says:

And so Dirge found out the hard way filling Superman's boots was no easy task...

Oct 13, 2004

Demona says:

wheres the cream filling?

Aug 14, 2004

blackconvoy says:

HOLY CRAP!!! this guy needs tic tac.

Jun 22, 2004

MechaDoom says:

No one knew that Dirge didn't really know how to fly until the invisible dino that always carried him became visible one day.

Dirge'll never hear the end of this.

May 6, 2004

Magnus says:

Megatron: This looks so fake! America's Funniest Home Videos is never going to use it. We'd be better off hitting Dirge in the groin with a baseball bat.

Apr 20, 2004

Scaleblade says:

Dirge: Help! It's drooling funny smelling water all over me!

Jan 22, 2004

Zeedust says:

Okay, I'm sure there's some mind-blowing scale issues here, but to prove it, it'd take some nightmarish mathematics, not to mention research I don't feel like doing. And yes, the T-Rex is standing straight up, when it

Jan 7, 2004

Anonymous says:

"BILLY! Take that out of your mouth! You don't know where it's been!"

Jan 6, 2004

President Optimus Prime says:

That's what all Seekers will get.

Jan 2, 2004

Rainbow Starscream says:

T-Rex: Mmmmm...tastes like chicken! Dirge: Don't eat me..eat Starscream! (T-Rex looks at Starscream) Nah, he'd enjoy that too much. Starscream: Dammit! It's not fair! No one will EAT ME!!!

Jan 2, 2004

Manchester Devil says:

Dirge: Fool! You can't eat me, for I am a herald of Unicron.

T Rex: Really *eats Dirge*

Dec 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: My dream come true! I AM BUTTERED TOAST!!!!!

Nov 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: Don´t eat me Beast Wars Megatron!I´m sorry that I called T-Rex´s are stupid!

Nov 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

"What in the...wheres the cream filling?"

Nov 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dino: "What? Is something n my face?"

Nov 6, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Dirge- WEEEEE..see and the ride will go like this, we'll have to make sure the little ones don't ride it though, law suits and all.

Nov 6, 2003

Galvatron says:

got milk?

Nov 1, 2003

Arkhaon says:

ey...i aint no toothpick

Oct 26, 2003

Autobotcity says:

Look! No hands! I can flyyyyyyy!

Oct 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

This is how the life of a Herald of Unicron ends?!? SHEESH!!

Oct 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

trex:anyone got a tooth pick? i think i got something in my teeth!

Oct 8, 2003

Shockwave says:

Dirge: Hey quick! Someone take my picture!

Oct 5, 2003

Zeedust says:

Um, Dirge? I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if the whole "stand really still and T-Rex won't see you" thing hasn't worked by this point, chnaces are it's not gonna work at all.

Oct 4, 2003

Asheron says:

look its a giant tooth pick

Sep 29, 2003

grimlock says:

Dirge, you taste like ****, I thought you taste better than this!

Sep 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

you want a fight you little ****... you got one!

Sep 27, 2003

Unknown says:

Grimlock...Trypticon...Snapdragon...I`ll have the lot of yers!

Sep 27, 2003

X-Brawn says:

Put me down, you stupid reptile!!!! Jurrasic Park is recorded in studio next door!

Sep 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

i`m sorry mr. Grimlock. i`ll never bully your son again.

Sep 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

WHO INVENTED THESE THINGS THEY TASTE LIKE ****

Sep 9, 2003

Zeedust says:

Would it be fair to say that T-Rex decided that he needed a bit more iron in his diet?

Sep 8, 2003

micah says:

GET ME OUT!

Aug 30, 2003

ionacus says:

dirge:i am not starscream i am dirge!bw megatron:shut up!i am still gonna eat you! dirge: nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo

Aug 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Anyone got a canopener?

Aug 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

he's magically delicious.

dirge: wrong commercial.

Aug 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Grimlock, you next!

Aug 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

(mumbling) 'THIS' is gonna look "real" good on my resume.

Aug 22, 2003

ionacus says:

bw megatron:say it!say it!!! dirge: all right, all right!beast wars rule. but my g1 are not going anywhere!wheelie rules!!!!!

Aug 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey hey hey, Jurassic Park: EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!!!

Aug 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey you ain't Grimlock!

Aug 18, 2003

Arkhaon says:

t rex: who got a canopener?

Aug 16, 2003

omega icecream says:

t-rex;this meat tastes like metal!

Aug 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

Cue Spectre General.
"Hunger... I wanna survive..."

Aug 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

I should've known when I saw the name Dr T. Rex in the yellow pages that the chiropracter would be a dinosaur!!!!

Aug 14, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

T Rex: Yumm I'm having my Transformers chewable Vitame.

Dirge: God help me!!!

Aug 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Soldier:" Yoou. yeah you! Drop the chulupa!"

Aug 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

i need something to drink with this, hey bring me a beer.

Aug 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

mmmm who thought it decepticon taste like chicken!

Aug 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Trex:mmmmmmmmm robot.

Aug 2, 2003

Zero BlitZ X says:

T Rex:Is that Mayonaise?
Dirge:Yep!:-D

Jul 31, 2003

Minicle says:

Dirge: ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT, Beast wars is better then Gen 1!
Megatron: Damm straight.

Jul 30, 2003

Minicle says:

Dirge: I don't really go this far on the first date.

Jul 30, 2003

Minicle says:

Megatron: Let this be a lesson to all those who dare call me Barney!

Jul 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

This is a sneak preview of Jurassic Park 4??!!!

Jul 29, 2003

Zeedust says:

Looking for an even more satisfying crunch? Try new Snickers Cruncher!

Jul 28, 2003

parkwood says:

My lord! these brotosaurusus burger are getting gameier every year! must be a drought or something sheessh!

Jul 26, 2003

K-nonFodder says:

T-Rex " waiter, waiter, ther is a Decepticon in my salad"

Jul 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

dino: (to off-set guy)i said rare, not well done you DOUFUSS!

Jul 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Someone of screen: All right Rex, hand over that Dirge action figure, or else...

Jul 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

er.....Megatorn could you er....put me down......I know your auddtioning for the new show of Transformes.......but PLEASE.....PUT ME DOWN!!!
Megatron: quite you!

Jul 7, 2003

overdrive says:

"i wish i could fly, right up to the sky but i can't ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jul 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

megatron:spit him out now yessssss

Jul 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

DON"T EAT ME!! *guy off camera.* To late...

Jul 6, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Dirge: YEEEOWW! C'mon, big guy, this is insurance FRAUD... No need to clamp down so hard...

Jul 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

T-rex: Yum yum. Dirge: Help me. Help me.

Jul 4, 2003

TetraReris says:

Dirge: Ow! Ow! Dangit I am not paid enough for this job! And for the last time I am NOT Super Dave!
Rex: Grr?

Jul 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge:"This really f**kin' SUCKS!!!"

Jun 30, 2003

Evil Killer Poptarts says:

Bill! He's digesting my kneecaps! MY KNEECAPS! (Terrible Thunderlizards)

Jun 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: Pardon me sir, but i was headed back for base. So would you mind putting me down plaese? Dino: i though you came here for your flying lessons!

Jun 30, 2003

Suzuki says:

My dentist says I need to wear these stupid braces for another five months...

Jun 26, 2003

thexfile says:

Dirge : to infinety and beyond !!!!!

dino : ?????
director: CUT !!!!

Dirge : Oow swowwie wrong carakter can we do that again ???

Jun 25, 2003

gruff says:

Grimlock's dad helps Dirge learn the breaststroke. Next lesson, Dirge actually gets wet.

Jun 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: I can fly! I can fly! *crunch*

Jun 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

T-Rex: Hey, where's the cream filling?...Oh wait, there it is... Dirge: My... break...fluid...

Jun 23, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trex,"WHERE'S THE BEEF? DIDN'T THESE THINGS HAVE SOME BEEF? WHEEERRRREEEESSS THE BEEF?" {It does look like Clara Pellar the old lady from the Wendys commercials doesn't it? I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE OUT

Jun 23, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Dirge and Grimlock, taking inspiration from the human film of the same name, decided to make a Cybertronian "Lord of the Dance." For some reason, it just didn't catch on.

Jun 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

DAMN! I thought Rand and Scott Bernard killed this mother in "The Genisis Pit!" That`s it!No more Transformer/ROBOTECH cross-overs for me!

Jun 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

I just knew a Jurassic Park/Transformers crossover wouldn't work!

Jun 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Honestly, you'd think that robot shouldn't have signed up to be a dentist. The costs in those days, PHEW! That's what gets customers angry!

Jun 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

You'd think this guy has a sweet tooth, think again! 'Cause that dosn't look like a jelly-bean to me!

Jun 23, 2003

npk says:

D: I love playsets! Wait...Landsaur! I thought you were a Seasaur!!

Jun 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: How embarrassing; chewed up by an oversized lizard.

Jun 23, 2003

Optimus Primevil says:

This is what happens when someone doesn't heed the do not feed the animals sign at the zoo.

Jun 23, 2003

Saiya_maximal says:

Optimus: Bad t-rex spit Dirge out, you don't even know where he's been

Jun 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

OOOOH Yeah, brotha! Snap into a Slim Jim!

Jun 22, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Sunday afternoon,Trex and his pals play a friendly game of Decepticon football,guess who gets to be the football?

Jun 22, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trex,"DIRGE,RELAX GO LIMP I'VE GOT YOU!"

Jun 22, 2003

dan says:

Dirge: "Lemme go ya hideous B movie prop!"
Rex: "Hmmmmmmmm. nah."

Jun 22, 2003

Nightshadow says:

DECEPTI-PICA!!!!!!!

Jun 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: This was the last thing I could do after watching Armada...

Jun 22, 2003

thexfile says:

MMMMMM Mee grimlok love dirge.... MMMMM tastiest....desepticon of al.... jam jam...

Jun 22, 2003

danny says:

I've heard of having more iron in my diet, but this is ridiculous!

Jun 22, 2003

Optimus Primevil says:

Dirge; crisp outside, chewy inside

Jun 22, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dirge,Thrust,and Ramjet have a midlife crisis so they decide to go on one of those dinosaur herding trips where they meet rough and gruff dinoherder Grimlock in the comedy classic Cybertron Slickers tonight at 8:00pm on TNT.

Jun 21, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trex,"I think I just digested a stabilizer,that's gonna hurt like hell when it comes out."
Dirge,"It didn't feel to good going in either...."

Jun 21, 2003

Nightshadow says:

Canine Crunchies can't be beat, they make each meal a special treat!

Jun 21, 2003

gLOVES1000 says:

IM SUPERMAN!!!

Jun 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

A-ouch! Guess that's not the T-rex of the original Jurassic Park

Jun 21, 2003

Dirge says:

:: Dirge is singing :: Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark...all the dinosaurs are running wild! HOLY ---- IT'S BW MEGATRON WHO JUST CAME THROUGH THAT TIME WARP...:: get's munched :: Yaaarrrgggh!

Jun 21, 2003

Manchester Devil says:

T Rex: What the hell is this crap I'm eating?
Dirge: *weakly* Help!
T Rex: ...and it makes funny noises too...
Starscream: *points at Dirge and laughs*

Jun 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Anyway, Dirge and the T-Rex just kept standing there, waiting for someone to crack a joke that did NOT involve mentioning 'Jurassic Park' in any way, shape or form...

Jun 21, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Lets face it Decepticons screw up,and when they do they face Megatron's punishment: They get to play fetch with Trex.

Jun 21, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trex was smarter than the average dinosaur,he could talk,and wanted to join the Decepticons. Megatron saw the potential,but he never really could get the point across that there was no way he could ever be a combiner.

Jun 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: How come when Megatron leaves Starscream on an island, he gets a few troops of his own, and when he leaves me on an island I get eaten alive?!

Jun 20, 2003

mike says:

Dirge's nightmare seems to be a combination of Jurassic Park, Grimlock and beastwars Megatron

Jun 20, 2003

mike says:

Dirge watches Jurassic Park and gets nightmares

Jun 20, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"Starscream, Dirge, and Ramjet, on a routine expedition..."

Jun 20, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Lesson Number 1: When a glass of water ripples by itself, RUN.

Jun 20, 2003

Mighty_Balrog says:

Dirge has entered Jurassic Park for the last time AHHHHHHHHH

Jun 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Every night when he recharges, Dirge has the same reoccuring nightmare...

Jun 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

T-Rex: Always the same thing: you run with your mouth open, and bugs are bound to fly in!

Jun 20, 2003

Genosider says:

Look, I'm flying!!! No wait, is that a flashlight I feel?

Jun 20, 2003

Genosider says:

WHEEEEEE!!!! OW!

Jun 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

RAMJET & THRUST:What're doing Dirge? DIRGE: I'm practicing my "victim of Godzilla" bit.

Jun 20, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Dirge: Nope. It's not Grimlock.

Jun 20, 2003

random63146 says:

T-Rex: It's transformliscous!

Jun 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge - "This is the last time I go to the Hollywood McDonalds! Rosie, please, I didn't know the McNugget was yours!

Jun 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

T-Rex: "The future tastes like sorrow!"

Jun 20, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

TREX:Decepticon Disposal 24hrs a day,balloons for the kids,free Decepticassette removal,with triple changer disposal.Located on rt.22 next to Ray's Exotic Massage Parlor and Ice Cream Shoppe. TRUST TREX HE'S THE BEST since 1987!

Jun 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Less Filling"
"Tastes Great"

Jun 19, 2003

The Infamous One says:

Dirge: Now spin around in circles while I hum the Superman theme song!

Jun 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Mmmmm... tastes like pteranodon."

Jun 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: They just don't make Seekers like they used to. This is what happens when you use inferior parts and faulty sparks...you get idiots like this that think they're giant chew toys. Skywarp: Screamer...You're actuall

Jun 19, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Dirge: OAfter sucessfully cloning a Dinosaur Dirge learns a powerful lesson about being god... Maybe he sould of read Jurrasic park

Jun 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

REXIE: Grr! Universal turn down JP4. for TF movie. Me get revenge!

Jun 19, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trex,"Transformers eh? Well I'm going to transform you into lunch(then doing a Fat Bastard voice)"Getin ma belly!"."

Jun 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

T-Rex's love to snack on new Decepticon gummy snacks

Jun 19, 2003

MacrossFA19 says:

I can see my house from here

Jun 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: It is what's for dinner!

Jun 19, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trex,"Hey guys Stegy Bronto,you got any dental floss?I just can't get this thing outta my teeth."

Jun 18, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Seconds later Dirge kicked in the afterburners and went straight up, ripping the dinosaurs head clear off,well needless to say that clip did not make T.V.'s Bloopers & Practical Jokes

Jun 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

How many licks does it take to get to the center of Dirge?

Jun 18, 2003

TheRoMan says:

Once again the Discovery Channel© goes over the line with CGI in "Walking with Dinosaurs 2"

Jun 18, 2003

TheRoMan says:

"Spielberg you son of a b#tch, this wasn't in the script! Ahhhhhhh......."

Jun 18, 2003

Slider says:

Dirge shows how far he'll go for a klondike bar.

Jun 18, 2003

Ricochet says:

Mama Dino: How many times have I told you not to eat the decepticons!

Jun 18, 2003

frogbat says:

dirge: damn i need a new chiropractor.

Jun 18, 2003

ionacus says:

dirge:help! help! trex:lunchy munchies!

Jun 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

im supper man thx for the lift buddy now you can put me down...ummm you can put me down now... ha get me outof this dinobutts mouth haaaa!!!!

Jun 18, 2003

Skyfire the Artist says:

When Dirge said the dino needed more iron in his diet, the dino misunderstood.

Jun 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Food shortage in the Savage land - calls for take out. But the dino's forget to unwrap the tins.

Jun 18, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Right in the middle of Dirge's well known world class belly flop the unforseeable happened :DINOSAUR ATTACK! and during spring break in Miami Beach. Dinosaurs never attack anyone in Miami let alone at that time of year.

Jun 18, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

MMMMMMM gummi Dirge's I LOVE gummi Dirge's

Jun 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

T-Rex: "I AM T-REX! TRANSFORMER HUNTER!!!"
Starscream: "Dirge! Go into the Cheat Menu and activate the Disco Mode!"
T-Rex: "YOU FOOLS! THE CHEAT EFFECT IS ON THE ENEMIES! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Dirge: &a

Jun 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

The first picture of Dino Crisis 4...

Jun 18, 2003

PredaKing says:

Dirge: "Hey you guys, I just realized that I suck."

Anyways,

Young Peter Griffin: "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
Man: "Cause you touch yourself at night."

Jun 18, 2003

amaratron says:

Starscream: (offscreen) now play nice, Dirge...Dirge: Don't be worried about ME playing nice! I'm not the one with four sets of teeth!!

Jun 18, 2003

Baron Von Chickenpants says:

Dirge's Superman impression ran into some unforeseen technical problems from the beginning...

Jun 18, 2003

Baron Von Chickenpants says:

Dirge's Superman impression ran into some unforeseen technical problems form the beginning...

Jun 18, 2003

Metroplex says:

Iiiiiitttttttsssss SUPER DIRGE! UP UP AND AWAY!

Jun 18, 2003

Scattershot says:

Transported into the future, Dirge has just met BW Megatron.

Jun 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: I am not Auditioning for another Jurriassic Park film again!

Jun 18, 2003

Starscreamer says:

We learn that G1 and Beastwars CAN play together

Jun 18, 2003

grimlock says:

D'oh!

Jun 17, 2003

Pokejedservo says:

Dirge: Okay somebody PLEASE tell me this things' teeth is not strong enough to munch metal!

Jun 17, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dirge,"Hee,hee,hey cut that out it tickles tee hee hah hah"

Jun 17, 2003

Shermtron says:

Dirge stars in Jurassic Park 4

Jun 17, 2003

Shermtron says:

T-Rex:I got dirge yay!!

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Tyrannosaur: Reee-RICIOUS!

Jun 17, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I know this is a strange situation,but its not uncommon the exact same thing happened to me on a class trip to the museum of natural history when I was eight.

Jun 17, 2003

Deadend says:

Hey look guys! I'm can pretend I can fly!

Jun 17, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dirge drunk on energon makes a terrible mistake,"Look guys I'm intangable watch me pass through this dinosaur...see...hey..wait a minute I feel that OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE MEGATRON,THRUST,RAVAGE ANYBODY IT HURTS IT HURTS O LORD ITS GROWIN

Jun 17, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Being a generally depressing Decepticon it was fairly ironic that Dirge actually was having a lot of fun here

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

I`m koo-koo for Dirge Puffs!

Jun 17, 2003

Prowling Hound says:

Dirge finds out too late that the Decepticon Time Travel project is unsuccessful when he meets the concept behind Grimlock.

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Optimus:put him down he will give you indigestion.

Jun 17, 2003

Zero says:

"Mmmmmm...Tastes like chicken!"

Jun 17, 2003

Blastback says:

Omaga Supreme: Fetch the stick boy, comon!

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: "Can I keep him, Megatron?"

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

T-REX: I'm hungry for hotwheels! Optimus: You heard him, Bumblebee...

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Look, Who am I?
Oh no a Tyrannosaurus

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Aiee! Observe how the incredible Dirge-tini has been bitten in half, yet shows no pain!"

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Me caught it this morning.

Jun 17, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dirge,"Weeeeeeeeee!"

Jun 17, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Decepticons.The real reason dinosaurs are extinct.

Jun 17, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Look what the dinosaur reDIRGEatated.(Sorry that was beyond bad)

Jun 17, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

My father died the exact same way.

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

In Jurassic Park Muldoon the game keeper said the big raptor had the pack attack the dino feeder. What he didn't say was who the feeder was. This was where raptors learned metal is TASTY! So rich in iron and minerals. MMMM!

RAPTORS: Who wants

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

ALAN GRANT (Who is here for no reason whatsoever): Dirge, don't move, it can't see you if you don't move!

Jun 17, 2003

random63146 says:

Dr. Grant: I specifically said not to feed the dinosaurs AND feed yourself to it!

Jun 17, 2003

random63146 says:

Dirge: Aww... look at that, he trying to eat me! That is soooo cuuut-OWW! I think you biting on me little to ha-GAHH! Okay this isn't fun-OOOH!! HELP ME! HE TRYING TO EAT ME! AND HE'S SLOBERING ON ME!

Jun 17, 2003

Broadside says:

Decepticons: Friend Chips

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

help,i cant feel my circuits

Jun 17, 2003

amaratron says:

T-Rex: *crunchcrunch* like a dorito...Dirge: I can't feel my receptors! I can't feel my receptors! My diodes are splitting...wait, am I supposed to be able to feel my receptors??!

Jun 17, 2003

Unknown says:

WWWWIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Welcome to Dirge's-Ass-Has-Had-It Park! ^_^

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

That's what Dirge gets for playing his Michael Bolton music FULL BLAST at 6:00 AM......

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge -- "My, what sharp teeth you have!"

Jun 17, 2003

Ratbat says:

Whilst atteptmpting to brush up on his fancy flying moves, Dirge failed to observe a time-portal and found himself in quite a predicament.

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Geez!!! How did I stumble onto the set of Jurassic Park?!?!

Jun 17, 2003

Cyborg-O-Tron says:

This is exactly how my little sister destroyed my G1 Dirge...

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

uh oh, Dino's been hitting the 'roids, this is not going to be pretty.

Jun 17, 2003

Hun-grrr says:

Ultimately, even Hasbro could see that their BW Dirge prototype just had WAY too much kibble in robot mode...

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Pissed that Beast Wars was cancelled & Beast Machines bombed, BW Megatron takes out his anger on Dirge. Strangely, No one cares since Ramjet is harder to find on Ebay.

Jun 17, 2003

davewelttf says:

Tyrannosaur:About time I got me reissue dirge! I made that pre-order 65 million years ago!

Jun 17, 2003

cj says:

The doctor said i needed more iron in my diet !

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: Primus! I'm being eaten alive! AARGH! Thrust, Ramjet, HELP ME!
Thrust: No way in hell, dude. Remember the metal squeegee incident?
Ramjet: Yeah, and you still haven't payed me that ten bucks!

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Me Grimlock Jr. want to munch Decepticons!"

Jun 17, 2003

Silverbolt says:

Kupp:yeghh, spit it out ya big bozo, you never know where it´s come from!! Dirge: "SIGN"

Jun 17, 2003

grimlock says:

Him real Grimlock like to munch metal!

Jun 17, 2003

SlagMaker says:

Dirge: I was kidding when I said "Bite Me!"

Jun 17, 2003

DestronPride says:

Trex: they said my retainer was supposed to e small and inconspicuous.... bastards.

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megs:HA you laughed at my purple dinosaur alt mode whos laughing now dirge?? yeeeeessssss

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

As part of a balanced calorie controlled diet

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

BW Megs "Yeesss, the Time Travel devise INDEAD causes Size change!"

Jun 17, 2003

OrionPax says:

Dirge: guys, this is not funny I think he gonna eat me.

Jun 17, 2003

OrionPax says:

Dirge: Starscream I thought you told me he was gentle and won't eat me.

Jun 17, 2003

OrionPax says:

please do not feed the animals

Jun 17, 2003

yargh says:

"Starscreeeeeeeeeeeeeamm!!!"

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge'd first and last visit to Jurasic Park

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dirge: "Ewww, it's dripping funny-smelling water all over me!"

Jun 17, 2003

Roadbuster says:

*Louis Black watching Dirge get eaten* This is what Barney was to the TranSFORMERS!

Jun 17, 2003

gir says:

Dirge failed to read the sign.. and This is why Jurassic Park is OFF LIMITS!

Jun 17, 2003

Astrotrain says:

Curiosity killed the decepticon!

Jun 16, 2003

Kup says:

Hey...where's the creme filling?!

Jun 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Beast Wars Megatron finds some tasty snacks inside the wreckage of the Ark.

Jun 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Save the world, conquer Decepticon scum, clean a dinosour's teeth...this is Autobot country.

Jun 16, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Right in the middle of "Bang A Gong" Dirge found out the hard way you just do not interupt a TREX concert.EVER.

Jun 16, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Trex practices his sawing a Decepticon in half trick

Jun 16, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dirge knew it was a no fly zone,but this was just totally unforseeable

Jun 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

"DOWN BOY BAD DINO DOWN. DINO PUT THAT DECEPTICON DOWN AND I'LL GET YOU A BIG JUICY SABERTOOTH STEAK."

Jun 16, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dirge,"Hey its a better fate than being Armada."

Jun 16, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Thrust offscreen,"Dirge,don't panic its o.k. it's Megatron from Beastwars he's on our side."

Jun 16, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dirge,"Ahw come on why does this always happen to me?"

Jun 16, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

ORAL B presents new Dirge flavored dental floss

Jun 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Barney kicks off the 27th annual Decepticon eating contest

Jun 16, 2003

Seibertron says:

TRex: "Mmmm ... sure tastes like chicken!"

Jun 16, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

WOW I JUST POSTED ON THE LAST CAPTION SECONDS AGO THANKS

Jun 16, 2003

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