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Optimum Supreme says:
Coming to a theater near you in Summer 2020, Jurassic Park v Transformers Dawn of CGIarama
DecepticonFinishline says:
"It's the 20th Anniversary of BEAST WARS. Masterpiece Dirge can wait. It's Megatron's time to shine! Yeeeeesssss."
- Megatron
DecepticonFinishline says:
"It's the 20th Anniversary of BEAST WARS. Masterpiece Dirge can it. It's Megatron's time to shine! Yeeeeesssss."
- Megatron
crazyfist says:
Originally, Dirge, Thrust and Ramjet were to appear in Beast Wars Season 3, but due to budget reasons…this is the deleted scene rough cut…
Ms. Trebuchette says:
"BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STARSCREAM?! MEGATRON?! RUMBLE?!?!?! ANYONE?!?! I really need an adult here."
Voyager Prime says:
Thrust: (getting chewed on) Never thought I'd bite the energon like this: eaten by a giant Barney knock-off.
T-Rex: (spits him out) Yuck! It so does NOT taste like chicken!
A'Arab Zaraq says:
The G1/Beast Wars Decepticon/Predacon Kegger didn't go quite as planned
Roadshadow says:
T Rex: Yummy! Decepti-chow!
Dirge: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Megatron, he's chewing my pancreas!
Marv says:
Dirge: "No Starscream, this ain't no T-Rex. It's arms are too big and it's skull is differently built. I think this is in fact an Allosaurus!"
Starscream: "You really are an übernerd, aren't you?"
Marv says:
And so Dirge found out the hard way filling Superman's boots was no easy task...
MechaDoom says:
No one knew that Dirge didn't really know how to fly until the invisible dino that always carried him became visible one day.
Dirge'll never hear the end of this.
Magnus says:
Megatron: This looks so fake! America's Funniest Home Videos is never going to use it. We'd be better off hitting Dirge in the groin with a baseball bat.
Zeedust says:
Okay, I'm sure there's some mind-blowing scale issues here, but to prove it, it'd take some nightmarish mathematics, not to mention research I don't feel like doing. And yes, the T-Rex is standing straight up, when it
Anonymous says:
"BILLY! Take that out of your mouth! You don't know where it's been!"
Rainbow Starscream says:
T-Rex: Mmmmm...tastes like chicken! Dirge: Don't eat me..eat Starscream! (T-Rex looks at Starscream) Nah, he'd enjoy that too much. Starscream: Dammit! It's not fair! No one will EAT ME!!!
Manchester Devil says:
Dirge: Fool! You can't eat me, for I am a herald of Unicron.
T Rex: Really *eats Dirge*
Anonymous says:
Dirge: Don´t eat me Beast Wars Megatron!I´m sorry that I called T-Rex´s are stupid!
Shadow Fox says:
Dirge- WEEEEE..see and the ride will go like this, we'll have to make sure the little ones don't ride it though, law suits and all.
Zeedust says:
Um, Dirge? I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if the whole "stand really still and T-Rex won't see you" thing hasn't worked by this point, chnaces are it's not gonna work at all.
X-Brawn says:
Put me down, you stupid reptile!!!! Jurrasic Park is recorded in studio next door!
Zeedust says:
Would it be fair to say that T-Rex decided that he needed a bit more iron in his diet?
ionacus says:
dirge:i am not starscream i am dirge!bw megatron:shut up!i am still gonna eat you! dirge: nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo
Anonymous says:
(mumbling) 'THIS' is gonna look "real" good on my resume.
ionacus says:
bw megatron:say it!say it!!! dirge: all right, all right!beast wars rule. but my g1 are not going anywhere!wheelie rules!!!!!
Anonymous says:
I should've known when I saw the name Dr T. Rex in the yellow pages that the chiropracter would be a dinosaur!!!!
Zu Darkness says:
T Rex: Yumm I'm having my Transformers chewable Vitame.
Dirge: God help me!!!
Minicle says:
Dirge: ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT, Beast wars is better then Gen 1!
Megatron: Damm straight.
parkwood says:
My lord! these brotosaurusus burger are getting gameier every year! must be a drought or something sheessh!
Anonymous says:
Someone of screen: All right Rex, hand over that Dirge action figure, or else...
Anonymous says:
er.....Megatorn could you er....put me down......I know your auddtioning for the new show of Transformes.......but PLEASE.....PUT ME DOWN!!!
Megatron: quite you!
overdrive says:
"i wish i could fly, right up to the sky but i can't ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Beast Simpson says:
Dirge: YEEEOWW! C'mon, big guy, this is insurance FRAUD... No need to clamp down so hard...
TetraReris says:
Dirge: Ow! Ow! Dangit I am not paid enough for this job! And for the last time I am NOT Super Dave!
Rex: Grr?
Evil Killer Poptarts says:
Bill! He's digesting my kneecaps! MY KNEECAPS! (Terrible Thunderlizards)
Anonymous says:
Dirge: Pardon me sir, but i was headed back for base. So would you mind putting me down plaese? Dino: i though you came here for your flying lessons!
Suzuki says:
My dentist says I need to wear these stupid braces for another five months...
thexfile says:
Dirge : to infinety and beyond !!!!!
dino : ?????
director: CUT !!!!
Dirge : Oow swowwie wrong carakter can we do that again ???
gruff says:
Grimlock's dad helps Dirge learn the breaststroke. Next lesson, Dirge actually gets wet.
Anonymous says:
T-Rex: Hey, where's the cream filling?...Oh wait, there it is... Dirge: My... break...fluid...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trex,"WHERE'S THE BEEF? DIDN'T THESE THINGS HAVE SOME BEEF? WHEEERRRREEEESSS THE BEEF?" {It does look like Clara Pellar the old lady from the Wendys commercials doesn't it? I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE OUT
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Dirge and Grimlock, taking inspiration from the human film of the same name, decided to make a Cybertronian "Lord of the Dance." For some reason, it just didn't catch on.
Anonymous says:
DAMN! I thought Rand and Scott Bernard killed this mother in "The Genisis Pit!" That`s it!No more Transformer/ROBOTECH cross-overs for me!
Anonymous says:
Honestly, you'd think that robot shouldn't have signed up to be a dentist. The costs in those days, PHEW! That's what gets customers angry!
Anonymous says:
You'd think this guy has a sweet tooth, think again! 'Cause that dosn't look like a jelly-bean to me!
Optimus Primevil says:
This is what happens when someone doesn't heed the do not feed the animals sign at the zoo.
Saiya_maximal says:
Optimus: Bad t-rex spit Dirge out, you don't even know where he's been
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Sunday afternoon,Trex and his pals play a friendly game of Decepticon football,guess who gets to be the football?
dan says:
Dirge: "Lemme go ya hideous B movie prop!"
Rex: "Hmmmmmmmm. nah."
thexfile says:
MMMMMM Mee grimlok love dirge.... MMMMM tastiest....desepticon of al.... jam jam...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Dirge,Thrust,and Ramjet have a midlife crisis so they decide to go on one of those dinosaur herding trips where they meet rough and gruff dinoherder Grimlock in the comedy classic Cybertron Slickers tonight at 8:00pm on TNT.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trex,"I think I just digested a stabilizer,that's gonna hurt like hell when it comes out."
Dirge,"It didn't feel to good going in either...."
Nightshadow says:
Canine Crunchies can't be beat, they make each meal a special treat!
Dirge says:
:: Dirge is singing :: Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark...all the dinosaurs are running wild! HOLY ---- IT'S BW MEGATRON WHO JUST CAME THROUGH THAT TIME WARP...:: get's munched :: Yaaarrrgggh!
Manchester Devil says:
T Rex: What the hell is this crap I'm eating?
Dirge: *weakly* Help!
T Rex: ...and it makes funny noises too...
Starscream: *points at Dirge and laughs*
Anonymous says:
Anyway, Dirge and the T-Rex just kept standing there, waiting for someone to crack a joke that did NOT involve mentioning 'Jurassic Park' in any way, shape or form...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Lets face it Decepticons screw up,and when they do they face Megatron's punishment: They get to play fetch with Trex.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trex was smarter than the average dinosaur,he could talk,and wanted to join the Decepticons. Megatron saw the potential,but he never really could get the point across that there was no way he could ever be a combiner.
Anonymous says:
Dirge: How come when Megatron leaves Starscream on an island, he gets a few troops of his own, and when he leaves me on an island I get eaten alive?!
mike says:
Dirge's nightmare seems to be a combination of Jurassic Park, Grimlock and beastwars Megatron
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
"Starscream, Dirge, and Ramjet, on a routine expedition..."
Anonymous says:
Every night when he recharges, Dirge has the same reoccuring nightmare...
Anonymous says:
T-Rex: Always the same thing: you run with your mouth open, and bugs are bound to fly in!
Anonymous says:
RAMJET & THRUST:What're doing Dirge? DIRGE: I'm practicing my "victim of Godzilla" bit.
Anonymous says:
Dirge - "This is the last time I go to the Hollywood McDonalds! Rosie, please, I didn't know the McNugget was yours!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
TREX:Decepticon Disposal 24hrs a day,balloons for the kids,free Decepticassette removal,with triple changer disposal.Located on rt.22 next to Ray's Exotic Massage Parlor and Ice Cream Shoppe. TRUST TREX HE'S THE BEST since 1987!
The Infamous One says:
Dirge: Now spin around in circles while I hum the Superman theme song!
Anonymous says:
Starscream: They just don't make Seekers like they used to. This is what happens when you use inferior parts and faulty sparks...you get idiots like this that think they're giant chew toys. Skywarp: Screamer...You're actuall
Zu Darkness says:
Dirge: OAfter sucessfully cloning a Dinosaur Dirge learns a powerful lesson about being god... Maybe he sould of read Jurrasic park
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trex,"Transformers eh? Well I'm going to transform you into lunch(then doing a Fat Bastard voice)"Getin ma belly!"."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trex,"Hey guys Stegy Bronto,you got any dental floss?I just can't get this thing outta my teeth."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Seconds later Dirge kicked in the afterburners and went straight up, ripping the dinosaurs head clear off,well needless to say that clip did not make T.V.'s Bloopers & Practical Jokes
TheRoMan says:
Once again the Discovery Channel© goes over the line with CGI in "Walking with Dinosaurs 2"
TheRoMan says:
"Spielberg you son of a b#tch, this wasn't in the script! Ahhhhhhh......."
Anonymous says:
im supper man thx for the lift buddy now you can put me down...ummm you can put me down now... ha get me outof this dinobutts mouth haaaa!!!!
Skyfire the Artist says:
When Dirge said the dino needed more iron in his diet, the dino misunderstood.
Anonymous says:
Food shortage in the Savage land - calls for take out. But the dino's forget to unwrap the tins.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Right in the middle of Dirge's well known world class belly flop the unforseeable happened :DINOSAUR ATTACK! and during spring break in Miami Beach. Dinosaurs never attack anyone in Miami let alone at that time of year.
Anonymous says:
T-Rex: "I AM T-REX! TRANSFORMER HUNTER!!!"
Starscream: "Dirge! Go into the Cheat Menu and activate the Disco Mode!"
T-Rex: "YOU FOOLS! THE CHEAT EFFECT IS ON THE ENEMIES! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Dirge: &a
PredaKing says:
Dirge: "Hey you guys, I just realized that I suck."
Anyways,
Young Peter Griffin: "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
Man: "Cause you touch yourself at night."
amaratron says:
Starscream: (offscreen) now play nice, Dirge...Dirge: Don't be worried about ME playing nice! I'm not the one with four sets of teeth!!
Baron Von Chickenpants says:
Dirge's Superman impression ran into some unforeseen technical problems from the beginning...
Baron Von Chickenpants says:
Dirge's Superman impression ran into some unforeseen technical problems form the beginning...
Pokejedservo says:
Dirge: Okay somebody PLEASE tell me this things' teeth is not strong enough to munch metal!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Dirge,"Hee,hee,hey cut that out it tickles tee hee hah hah"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
I know this is a strange situation,but its not uncommon the exact same thing happened to me on a class trip to the museum of natural history when I was eight.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Dirge drunk on energon makes a terrible mistake,"Look guys I'm intangable watch me pass through this dinosaur...see...hey..wait a minute I feel that OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE MEGATRON,THRUST,RAVAGE ANYBODY IT HURTS IT HURTS O LORD ITS GROWIN
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Being a generally depressing Decepticon it was fairly ironic that Dirge actually was having a lot of fun here
Prowling Hound says:
Dirge finds out too late that the Decepticon Time Travel project is unsuccessful when he meets the concept behind Grimlock.
Anonymous says:
T-REX: I'm hungry for hotwheels! Optimus: You heard him, Bumblebee...
Anonymous says:
"Aiee! Observe how the incredible Dirge-tini has been bitten in half, yet shows no pain!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Look what the dinosaur reDIRGEatated.(Sorry that was beyond bad)
Anonymous says:
In Jurassic Park Muldoon the game keeper said the big raptor had the pack attack the dino feeder. What he didn't say was who the feeder was. This was where raptors learned metal is TASTY! So rich in iron and minerals. MMMM!
RAPTORS: Who wants
Anonymous says:
ALAN GRANT (Who is here for no reason whatsoever): Dirge, don't move, it can't see you if you don't move!
random63146 says:
Dr. Grant: I specifically said not to feed the dinosaurs AND feed yourself to it!
random63146 says:
Dirge: Aww... look at that, he trying to eat me! That is soooo cuuut-OWW! I think you biting on me little to ha-GAHH! Okay this isn't fun-OOOH!! HELP ME! HE TRYING TO EAT ME! AND HE'S SLOBERING ON ME!
amaratron says:
T-Rex: *crunchcrunch* like a dorito...Dirge: I can't feel my receptors! I can't feel my receptors! My diodes are splitting...wait, am I supposed to be able to feel my receptors??!
Anonymous says:
That's what Dirge gets for playing his Michael Bolton music FULL BLAST at 6:00 AM......
Ratbat says:
Whilst atteptmpting to brush up on his fancy flying moves, Dirge failed to observe a time-portal and found himself in quite a predicament.
Anonymous says:
uh oh, Dino's been hitting the 'roids, this is not going to be pretty.
Hun-grrr says:
Ultimately, even Hasbro could see that their BW Dirge prototype just had WAY too much kibble in robot mode...
Anonymous says:
Pissed that Beast Wars was cancelled & Beast Machines bombed, BW Megatron takes out his anger on Dirge. Strangely, No one cares since Ramjet is harder to find on Ebay.
davewelttf says:
Tyrannosaur:About time I got me reissue dirge! I made that pre-order 65 million years ago!
Anonymous says:
Dirge: Primus! I'm being eaten alive! AARGH! Thrust, Ramjet, HELP ME!
Thrust: No way in hell, dude. Remember the metal squeegee incident?
Ramjet: Yeah, and you still haven't payed me that ten bucks!
Silverbolt says:
Kupp:yeghh, spit it out ya big bozo, you never know where it´s come from!! Dirge: "SIGN"
DestronPride says:
Trex: they said my retainer was supposed to e small and inconspicuous.... bastards.
Anonymous says:
Megs:HA you laughed at my purple dinosaur alt mode whos laughing now dirge?? yeeeeessssss
Anonymous says:
BW Megs "Yeesss, the Time Travel devise INDEAD causes Size change!"
OrionPax says:
Dirge: Starscream I thought you told me he was gentle and won't eat me.
Anonymous says:
Dirge: "Ewww, it's dripping funny-smelling water all over me!"
Roadbuster says:
*Louis Black watching Dirge get eaten* This is what Barney was to the TranSFORMERS!
Anonymous says:
Beast Wars Megatron finds some tasty snacks inside the wreckage of the Ark.
Anonymous says:
Save the world, conquer Decepticon scum, clean a dinosour's teeth...this is Autobot country.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Right in the middle of "Bang A Gong" Dirge found out the hard way you just do not interupt a TREX concert.EVER.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Dirge knew it was a no fly zone,but this was just totally unforseeable
Anonymous says:
"DOWN BOY BAD DINO DOWN. DINO PUT THAT DECEPTICON DOWN AND I'LL GET YOU A BIG JUICY SABERTOOTH STEAK."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Thrust offscreen,"Dirge,don't panic its o.k. it's Megatron from Beastwars he's on our side."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Dirge,"Ahw come on why does this always happen to me?"