Captions by A'Arab Zaraq

The Autobot Licking Contest had quite the mindblowing consequence...

Windcharger decided that he and Brawn were more than adept enough to take Reflecter's Yoga Championship Crown...

The G1/Beast Wars Decepticon/Predacon Kegger didn't go quite as planned

JR: "Oh my this is unprecidented..."

The King: "This truely the absolute definition and perfection of the 3D!"

Vortex unveiled his new Wafty Armpit Sweat Attack with great success. Soon after though, Megatron ordered him dismantled....

Say what's that just creeping into the right side of my vision? Why it looks like the worlds biggest eraser. Wow that's pretty neat! Oh wait! No! No! Please Primus, Dear God Help Me!

Prime: "I want you to hit me, as hard as you can!"

*opening credits of fight club*

Quint: "This is Prime... Prime has Batch Tanks"

Prime: "Hey, I'm on to you Marla! As if that is or isn't your real name..."

Prime: "Hey I can't cry when there's another faker present..."

Quint: "Left a bit, up a bit.. ohh scratch it there... not too much.. ohh that tickles"

Prime: *High pitched synth girl like giggles*

Skylynx: "This is so wrong..."

Kupp: "I find it poetic..."

Skylynx: "Aren&

"You know, beyond the exceedingly obvious and pertinently obtuse remark about the pen being mightier than the sword... I can't think of a thing to say."

Nice Hobbitses!

Hot-Rod - "So we decieve the fish? Sorry Lure it... Block it's throat or put a barb through it's lip or mouth and then subject it to possoible Deep Trauma as we remove it from it's natural environment... where we either return it deepl

"The Babel Fish is a truely remarkable Fish..."

"Tell me more of this: Sapphic Woe..."

Wheeljack - And the Bazoonyas on that Shockave... why, Her searchlight would come round the corner before Her head.. light... err Oh, Hi Shockwave!

Thanks Dad...

"What day is it today?"

"Wednesday"

"Is G.A.Y. still on at the Astoria London?"

"I dunno, let's take a look..."

"Gender Bender Bots... Transform and Roll Out!"

The insecticon Hypno-Gas was to have devastating effects on Inferno's Relationship with his respective female partner back on Cybertron...

*ahem*

Seibertron

Ratrap confuses freebasing with basejumping...

Ravage's courses in Primal and Relaxational Therapy start to pay off...

Optimus "With Enough Cardboard Koji, Anything is Possible, never forget that.."

I Megatron, Have Origami'd You just a Galvatron Origami'd Magnus...

Chris: "One part of this means that there are various Dreamwave minis and runs that were never collected as TPBs -- we'd like to make those available to people who like the trades on their bookcase. There's another part to all of this, too,

My GOD! Mad Caption Monday!

Bombshell: BOOOM SHELL ALACKA LAKA! (KLAT!)

Shrapnel: Work it GIRL!

Kickback: Agggghhhhh! *_*

Blingshot: "Now witch, ahem which one of you Cobra Kids want to try Macdonalds New Blissed Out Vegan/Vegetarian Menu..." *Transforms into a Cobra Rolls Royce*

Blingshot: "And then... *sniff* on certain Sacred Days God/Godess/Primus Created Mad Caption Mondays..." ^_^

Dinobot: Cheetor are you cross dressing again?

Cheetor: No it was the magic make the squinty eyes and the big pink lips mirror face again...

Prime: Hey let me try!

This new old banana style camo Rhinox fitted me out with really is the Dish!

"How does a Girl as Vain as Hot-Rod and Air-razor get this far?"

"Get on with Ceremony!" *root toot toot* "...As your NEW LEADER!..."