The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Vapor-03 says:

Skywarp: Now ALL the cliff-side edges in North America will feel the wrath of the radar-dish-metal-thingy-laserblasting-jiga-ma-hoo!

Ravage XK says:

Megaton is taking a nap, for the love of god don't let that probe wake him. He gets really cranky if he doesn't get his 8 hours.

trailbreaker says:

Megatron and vodka don't mix.

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Megs! You're finally back from the gym!"

Chrisby says:

"Megatron is dead! And I, Skywarp, am now leader of the Decepticons!"

Crashcomet says:

TC: Megatron, quit throwing a tantrum. We got the immobilizer, see? Get off the ground.

Bumblebeast says:

STARSCREAM !!!! You have tied my shoes again !!!

folkeye says:

Megatron "No...no...what makes you think I'm afraid of heights?"

Taiya001 says:

Megatron: DAMNIT Starscream wont let me forget about this dumb bet, SURE TRY TO LEAP 300 FT AND CATCH THE RADAR, YEAH LIKE THAT WORKED
Skywarp and sideswipe LOL LOL LOL

Zeedust says:

"Okay, I'm tired of this fight now. Wake me up when the episode's almost over and it's time for me to call a retreat."

seminole1 says:

Skywarp: There he goes agin passing out when were in the middle of a battle.

Unknown says:

thundercracker:i told him to watch out for that rock but does he listen noooooooo

egarton says:

now decepticons don't give away our hiding plac...SPLAT!!!

OP-there they are...attack

Roadshadow says:

Skywarp: Megatron partied too hard.
Thundercracker: Yeah...
Soundwave: I call dibs on his wallet!
Rumble: Dammit I was gonna do that!

Dragonoth says:

Megatron: "STARSCREAM!"
Starscream: "The Mighty Megatron has fallen! Now I am leader of the Decepticons!"
Megatron: "You're lucky your null-ray hit my gyro-stabilizer. You have time to fly far away before I get up."
*

Warhead says:

thundercraker-you gave megatron the wrong pills
skywarp-I know ........but it was pretty funny

Screambug says:

Megatron: Oh, man. I just tripped when I finally blasted Optimus Prime right off the face of the earth!

Minicle says:

Megatron: For the last time Ravage, let go of my legs!

Marv says:

I can't believe I forgot to bring the rest of our new superweapon!!! (bangs head to the ground) STUPID!!! STUPID!!! STUPID!!!

Marv says:

Mommy, oh mommy!!! Why didn't you ever love me?!!! If only you'd loved I wouldn've become a Decepticon!!!

Marv says:

Skywarp: "Well, we kinda figured that having a dead Megatron for a leader was still better than having a fully functional Starscream in charge... And in fact, we don't really notice that much difference!"

commander setinel says:

Skywarp:THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE MEGATRON DRUGS!!

commander setinel says:

Skywarp:THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE MEGATRON DURGS

Alphatron says:

Rumble: Oh my God! You killed Megatron.
Soundwave: You Bastards.

Kal-Seth says:

Megatron: Left arm...numb ..heart burning

while the other decepticons steal cable megatron suffers a major heart attack

blackconvoy says:

Skywarp:Looks like megatron fell asleep again.
Soundwave: He has to stop watching E.
Thundercracker:Dont you mean doing E!!!
All laughing ah ah ah ah!!!

Kal-Seth says:

Megatron: look at all the tiny little ants

Megatron Develops a new hobby

Kal-Seth says:

Skywarp: poor megatron he saw his Armada and Robot's in disguse counterparts

Flashback says:

While the other Decepticons crumbled and faltered, Skywarp and Soundwave were able to meet the day with the kind of confidence that only clean, fresh underwear can bring.

shockwave_inoz says:

SOUND: "Megatron! This is no time to be taking a nap!WAKE UP!!" MEG: "Mph..wha..hang on, Ma...just a few more minutes, ok?" OTHER DECEPS: "WHA......???"

Anonymous says:

After fred destroyed megatron, a happy starsream left to celebrate, while thundercracker,skywarp,rumble and soundwave kill fred with a blaster thingy after he jumped of a cliff

Anonymous says:

After an angry fred...

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Hey, we made it all the way to the top!! Thundercracker: Hell yeah... now this is livin'... the wind through your circuits, knowing you're so much higher than everybody else... if it weren't for that lightweight down th

Anonymous says:

After eating bacon at every meal, Megatron dies of a massive heart attack.

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Megatron has fallen! I declare myself leader! Thundercracker: Isn't that Starscream's line? Skywarp: But I AM Starsc... stupid animators!

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker (talking over the satellite phone): Yeah, Screamer, things just haven't been the same since you left for Armada. I mean, Megatron's just been shot to the floor and NOBODY'S made a vie for leadership. I guess I&amp

Shadow Fox says:

Thundercracker- Whoo boy, didn't see that one coming, stupid usless human Spike just came up and kicked him in the shin, then ran away..

Shockwave says:

Skywarp: It's too bad Megatron has passed out from drinking so much last night.
Thundercracker: Yea.. His plan to use this device to cut off the Autobot's live porn feed to slowly drive them insane was brilliant..(snickers). Too bad he

Anonymous says:

SKYWARP:Man, he's really gotta do something about that narcolepsy.
DECEPTICONS:uh-huh, yeah.

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Are we supposed to call THAT our leader ?

Anonymous says:

ON YOU GO MEGATRON JUST A FEW MORE INCHES

"HA HA THATS WOT YOU MOM SAID"

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Impossible. Narcolepsy is a human disease.. conclusion.. Megatron is faking it.

Zeedust says:

"Get up, Megatron, I was just kidding about the throw rug mode. Yopu're not a triple-changer."

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: "Why is Megatron dead?" Skywarp: "You see that Satelite there? It's his left testicle!"

M says:

We finally found Megatrons weakness. Tristars Godzilla via sattelite makes him collapse.

Arkhaon says:

Soundwave: I knew we shouldnt let megatron drink that last bottle of energon

Anonymous says:

The truth of Megatron's shocking condition is revealed for the first time ever in this exclusive footage . . . the Decepticon leader suffers from narcolepsy . . . this story and more tonight on your very own home station, WDEC!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Now that... WHOOPS! Soundwave: And he called ME a clumsy fool! Rumble: Hey! We all know nothing can get as clumsy as Starscream!

Minicle says:

Skywarp: Heh, Megatron fell over, Megatron fell over.
Megatron: Silence, i'm er, just examining this fine background cel.

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parkwood says:

Why is it that our fearless leader is the only one who hasnt upgraded to rechargeables!?!?!

K-nonFodder says:

Soundwave" didn't i tell him, effective leaders don't get liquored up"

Dark says:

I bet if we threw him off here, no one would EVER find him...

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker (through gritted teeth): Just...ignore it...the tantrums never last long...

thexfile says:

Rumbel : hey you killd megatron... YOU BASTERDS !!!!

thexfile says:

megatron: (krieeing) soudwave you told us we would get sky on this satelite , i want my sky !!!

rest : dam , this is not fair , bumber , tupide soundwave..

Soundwave : it's always my foult , who wants to se sky anyway

Anonymous says:

Megatron:Mmmmmff! Mmmph, mmmm!
Soundwave: What did you say?

Anonymous says:

Who wants to jump?

Anonymous says:

Megatron explains the wall climbing effect in the Batman T.V. show, which he thinks is the greatest acheivement of fleshling culture

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"hey!! Help me find my contact lens!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"Hey, check it out! A peephole to Arcee's bedroom on the ark!"

TetraReris says:

Jets and Rumble *trying not to laugh*
Megatron: Every single time! Soundwave! Next time tell me I'm about to step into a hole!

thexfile says:

soudwave : ( at end of yoke) so the dock tels the insectecon 2 leave him alone and bug off
megatron : ahhhh ahhhh hhhhhha ahhhh ahhhh hhh hhh ahhhh
thunder cracker : i do'nt get it ??
megatron : ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhhhh hhhhh ahhhh
skylinx :

Anonymous says:

thundercracker: man im sick of this planet.. i know (snaps heels together) thers no place like home theirs no place like home..."
(Meg falls over after another rediculose statement from thundercracker)
Meg: "blaaaaaalala"
sk

Ratbat says:

Hah, Screamer been doin it wrong all this time! One good beer, he hits the ground.

DestronPride says:

Megs: WhoOoOoOAh... I am SO wasted.
Thundercracker: Lasers... autobots... treachery...all it actually took was 3 6packs to down the 'mighty' megatron.

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: "Uh, Megsy, playing dead won't win us the battle."

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Whoops.

Skywarp: If anyone asks, Starscream hit him.

Chrono says:

Why is he always drinikng, dad beats us..and falls down so much..

Anonymous says:

Megatron: ...Oh yeah? Well your mother was a toaster!
Skywarp: Take that back! *punch*
Megatron: oww...

Ben says:

megatron: aaaaa no i fell and cant get up and cant see us destroy the autobots!!1

Fallengaiden says:

Rumble: Megatron, Megatraon!! Get up, this plan will really work this time.. promise..

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Thundercracker, quit slouching.
Skywarp: When do we get to watch girls gone wild?
Soundwave: Where's my eyes?
Megatron: This sand tastes like dirt.

Anonymous says:

Skywarp - "Starscream's goin to get it for dropping the banana skin"

Anonymous says:

"3,000,000 intergalactic Channels and the best you can find is "Wheelie in Las Vegas?!"-facefaults-

Anonymous says:

megatron repeats the great song of RHCP: "I Like Dirt"

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: 982 channels on dis thing and all we get is Lifetime.
Megatron: No more "touched by an angel" for the love Vector Sigma! zzzzzzzz

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Haha! Megatron has fallen! Now I am the new leader! You must all obey me! Megatron: I'm not dead, you moron, I just tripped, that's all. TC: Jeez, and I thought 'Screamer was bad.

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Oh, Boy Oh, man, gimme a break, that was his 20th Tequilla Energon Cube for our leader. That should be enough.......Megatron: Deeeuuuuuzzzzzzzzuyyyy... Aaaaaoooooopooooooooopooooaaaabs(

Anonymous says:

Oh for the love of... Not again! If anyone found out about Megatron's nacrolepcy problem we're sunk!

Manchester Devil says:

Skywarp: Megatron still can't believe Starscream joined the Autobots.
Thundercracker: So...this satilite can't pick up anything worth s**t!

Anonymous says:

megatron: uunhh.huh?wha-snuh!? Rumble: Sshhh! Go to sleep,sweet prince. MG: you guys are so gay.

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: He is not going to be happy when we are forced to tell him that we used his battery for our new laser pointer

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: I told Megatron that raiding that Radio Shack for batteries was a bad idea.. Thundercracker: Hey, at least the RC we got for Rumble was kinda cool..

zach says:

i told him i thought somthin was wrong with his legs

Anonymous says:

where's thrust? he went after a minicon somewhere around here.

Beast Simpson says:

Decepticons: How low can you go!! (Megs falls)
Soundwave: ......apparently not too low.

Shadow says:

Megs: Okay, listen up: I'm gonna take a nap. The probes in charge until I get up. Thundercracker: This s humiliating...

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Stop it leader i know we lost, but why do you have to be such a DRAMA QUEEN?!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "The beam is about to fire!! Hit the Deck!!
Soundwave, Rumble, Thundercracker and Skywarp all together: "Wuss!"

Orion Pax says:

Megatron: Okay! who the F$#K threw that Goddamn sattelite? Starscream:*from somwhere offstage* Now i shall rule, let see you interrupt my coronation again, bitch!

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: You guys are sure he's unconscious?
Others: Yep.
Soundwave: Ok guys, just don't watch. I'm nervous
*Later*
Megatron regains consciousness: What happened? My fecalizing extractor is sore.

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Hey Rumble, when can I play with that gizmo of yours ?
Rumble: Never, go play with yourself !!
Megatron: Why me ? Why do I command a bunch of dweebs ? When... does... the hurting... stop ?
*Bangs his head against the floor*

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Think we should wake him up?
Skywarp: He'll wake up on his own. who's next
Rumble: The bong is mine!
Skywarp: That'll be five bucks
Rumble: Five bucks?
Skywarp: Energon weed is hard to get these days
Rumble

Anonymous says:

Rumbel: What a light show
Thundercraker: Get a jiggy wit it
Megatron *falls* Im surounded by morons
Soundwave *thinking* I dont even get the plot to this

Beast Simpson says:

Megatron: .... I still dont see any tiny bunnnies down here!
Skywarp: Oh, theyre down there... just keep looking.

dan says:

Megatron repeats Hitler's mistake on Doomsday.

Anonymous says:

Cool paint job: 3,000,000 credits Cool voice: Several million years of self-discipline Tripping your commander and having the ability to blame it on someone else: Priceless

Anonymous says:

Megatron: What the...! *THUD*

Soundwave pulls his foot back to its original position.

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: We'll show those Autobots by shooting them with our "Happy fun fun full of joy" beam~!!!

Megatron: "..."

Anonymous says:

I'm so tired of bieng Re-issued.

Beast Simpson says:

I told you Megatron, catapaults are not toys!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: *snore* (mumbles) Must kill Optimus. *snore* No Oppie, gimme back my teddy bear! *snore* (suddenly wakes up) BLAST IT ALL TO THE INFERNO! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I FELL ASLEEP?!

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Don't give him another one of those Tequilas, Rumble. We still need him
drunk Megatron: Aaaapoooooopaaaps (Autobots) ...HIK!!!!!!! BUUUUURP!!!
Rumble: Okay, he has a hangover already.

Anonymous says:

I don't have to pick him up. i'ts not in my union contract.

Anonymous says:

Me falling asleep on keyboard trying to think of caption:gt65bmry h7uuuuuuuuuuu/;.kjhjuuu

Anonymous says:

o god megatron is drunk yet again rumble wake him up or something

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: So, how long do we stand here? Soundwave: Until Megatron says we can leave.
Skywarp: But Megatron was shot and killed 3 weeks ago.
Soundwave: He specifically said, to stay here and guard the sattelite thingy until he said we could go.
Skywarp:

Anonymous says:

After one too many energon cubes, Megatron was forced to 'bow to the porcelin... laser-sattelite-thingy'?

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: You would think after one too many tequillas he'd learn. Soundwave:*thinks* Finally I shall rule..and I shall call the universe...the Soundwave galaxy.

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Okay he's out. Begin phase two of Operation: Like A Rock. Everyone, pull off his arms and legs and throw them in the water.

Shockwave: Oh, so that's where the "like a rock" thing comes in. It's whe

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Um, how long do we have to hold this pose like we care? Megatron was a tool.
Rumble: Yeah, let's just kick him while he's down. Soundwave(thinking to himself):I'm hungry.

Anonymous says:

Skywarp:"That's right, bitch. You ever going to badmouth Armada again?"
Megatron:"No, sir"

Omega Supreme says:

Megatron: Soundwave did you trip me??
Soundwave: No it was Skywarp I swear.
Skywarp: what I'm not the one standing right next to him with a foot stuck out.
Megatron: SILENCE FOOLS!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

megatron-"must... get to... water... so.. thirsty..." skywarp-"megatron.. we don't drink."

rumble says:

megatron why are you hitting your head on the ground?????????????????????????????

MindWipe says:

Skywarp:Man the view's beautiful from up here!
Megs: I don't care I'm too stoned

Anonymous says:

skywarp: I might as well take command megatron was on a drinking binge again last night.
soundwave: who is crrying home this time?
Rumble: Go to hell I know why you ejected me out and I ain't doin it!

Anonymous says:

EVERYONE!!! get on the ground and H@#$p the floor

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: Sir, we warned you not to watch the all-night Midnight Run.

Megatron: Shut up and prop me against some rock.

Shadowen says:

MEGATRON: I'll make this question real simple, so you scrapheaps can understand. *Who ate the banana that $&#*ing banana peel belongs to?!?*

Unicron says:

Megatron: Damnit! How did my shoelaces get untied!? Shockwave: Rumble, eject. Operation, tie his shoes.

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Get his car keys!

Skywarp: Nah, let's get his Mastercard!

Anonymous says:

skywarp: what happened to megatron?
rumble: we gave him a bachlor party with cybertronian strippers last night.
skywarp: megatron isn't getting married.
rumble: i know.....i just wanted to see some strippers.

Anonymous says:

Megs: Will we be able to pick up Sky 1 with this gismoe?

Anonymous says:

Starscream:Now that Megatron is lying on the ground for a matter of seconds,I am leader of the Decepticons!

Anonymous says:

And thats why drinking heavily before a battle is bad for you...

Anonymous says:

hey, who farted?

Anonymous says:

I LOVE DIRT!

Anonymous says:

Megatron fall down go boom

Anonymous says:

Megatron fall down... funny.

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Oh My God Megatron!!! Soundwave: See What Happens When You Take Ephedrine Right Before Trying To Take Over Earth.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Damn!!! Sorry Guys I Thought I Got All The Local Channels With This Dish Netwrok.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Damn!!! Sorry Guys, I Thought I Got Local Channels With This Dish Network.

Phoenix says:

Megatron: Dam I missed!

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Whoa this is some killer S#!t....
Thundercracker: whoa... Megatron is like.. wasted.
Megatron:...ohrh....
Soundwave: SOUNDWAVE HAS CRAVING FOR DORITOS

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: "You can relax, Megatron. The wasp has gone."

MacrossFA19 says:

(Rumble)hey Thundercracker, did Megatron really blow a fuse when he found out this thing wasn't direct t.v???

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Even with this probe thing our computer is STILL slow as hell!
Skywarp: At least Megatron's too drunk to care.

Anonymous says:

[Thundercraker, What the hell?][Skywarp, I knew it!] [Rumble, so thats what he does when he is not eating planets, gross!] Megatron passed out after looking at Unicron in a distant universe screwing a planet bigger than he is.

Omega Prime says:

Skywarp: Don't worry Thundercracker megatron usually lays like this for a good hour after Cybertron porn.

Anonymous says:

SOUNDWAVE! You told me this cable descrambler would work and the Spice Channel is still scrambled? DAMMIT!

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Uh, Skywarp, you weren't supposed to cut the energy-absorbing machine on BEFORE handing it to Megatron...

Anonymous says:

WHAT???? I spent all afternoon building this thing just to find out Charlie lost on the Bacholorette???NOOOOOOOO.........

Anonymous says:

thundercraker:" what happened to megatron?"
skywarp:"his favorite boyband didn't win the mtv teenybopper award."
megatron:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

matt says:

Hmm , I wonder if its true if you can see naked China girls all the way through this hole.

Anonymous says:

TC:I guess you were right Skywarp. 5 forty's will render you unconscious for more than 2 hours.

SW: Told you so.

Anonymous says:

[Skywarp] Hey, how'd Megatron end up unconscious??

Anonymous says:

Megatron:If i put my head really close to the ground...HEY! I can hear those Autobots coming! I'll stay down here till either they come or the portable satalite modem finishes downloading the "mature" version of Christina Aguile

Anonymous says:

skywarp:"Since Megatron's boozed up again, I'm in charge. I say we use this here cool ray-shootin' doohickey to eradicate the bikinis from all the human chicks on that beach down there. All in favor say 'Hell Y

Anonymous says:

(TC);You Autobots are through! Heh, even without our immobilizer I could fry their circuits extra crispy.(Megatron); NJAAAH!(Rumble); Sure, until your circuits are fried extra crispy instead, 'cause you trusted Skywarp here to cover your back. He

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON: Must get to edge... must see what is happening. SKYWARP: Let's help him. (kicks him off) Oops. :-)

Anonymous says:

TC: "What happened to Megatron?" Skywarp: " The future probe Showed him something called "Beast Machines: Season 2" and then he started screaming like a little girl about his head floating around next to Un

Chris says:

I guess some Decepticon's can just hold their liquor better than others.

tfpredaking says:

Skywarp look, our ray to alter the future isn't working!! Megatron just took his own life rather than become part of that Beastwars Crap!! Skywarp: Even in death I feel were screwed into becomming a part of that Sh*t!! Damn You Hasbro!!!

Anonymous says:

M: Help me! I can't swim! I'm drowning! Soundwave: Don't you think you should tell him that he's 8000 feet above sea level? Skywarp: Why? Soundwave: Maybe then he'd get up, stop crying like a baby, and aim tha

Anonymous says:

Megatron: maybe if i lay like this i can snipe prime better. AHHHHHH I cant seee

Thunderwing says:

"Now face, the fearsome might of the Immobiliz....geez, this would be alot more impressive if you weren't unconcious, Mighty Megatron"

Anonymous says:

Tired of Megatron always trying to hit on Elita 1, Optimus Prime finally beat him up. For the finale blow Prime hit Megatron in the universal male weak spot.

Anonymous says:

thundercracker & sound wave, "MEGATRON!?!?!" Skywarp "now you see Megatron was takin these nudie pics of Arcee and his poor spark just gave out, and thats all i know, honnestly." Rumble "yeah right&amp

Anonymous says:

Skywarp 3:16 says, "I just whipped your a$$!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron" Son of a.. Even with a mass destruction ray the Raiders can't make a third down conversion".. Thunder Cracker: "I think my legs asleep...." Sky Warp: " I can't believe i bet wheel ja

Anonymous says:

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!

Anonymous says:

(TC); Over there, Arcee! DON 'T IMMOBILIZE HER RUMBLE! Btw, now that Megatron is out of the picture thanks to Wheeljack 's gyro-inhibitor shell, do you think I have a chance with her? (Rumble); Whadaya askin' me for. If I wasn &

Battle Angel says:

Okay, now who took out Megatron's battery, and what the heck is that thing?

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Simon says fire the laser thingie.
All: FIRE!
Soundwave: Lay down.
Megatron: Okay!
Soundwave: I didn't say Simon says.
Megatron: .....DAMN IT!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron:I want my MOMMY!
Soundwave: That *is* your mother.

Anonymous says:

Quick kick him whilst he's down!

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Man, he's totally wasted... Thundercracker: Who cares, man, the stupid satellite dish won't show Sex in the City!

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON:zzzzzzz SKYWARP:thats it!,im joining the autobots

Anonymous says:

I can't find the remote for that thingy!

Anonymous says:

Megs: *sobbing* Noooooo! My frisbee! How could you! Skywarp: Man, that was kinda cool...

Anonymous says:

The Worm!

Ravage says:

Skywarp - Quick - get his wallet!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "All Hail the Mighty PROBE!!!" Skywarp: "He has lost it" Thundercracker: "I don't know the PROBE does look deadly."

Anonymous says:

Megatron: That darn mini-con has to be in there somewhere !!!! ARGH
Soundwave: He must be wasted, he thinks he is in Armada.

OGoldwings says:

After drinking too much the night before, Megatron bowed to what he thought was "the porcleian god"

Anonymous says:

Wow, those Harry Potter beans do taste like the real thing!

APOLLO says:

Skywarp: Starscream must be kicking himself in the a$$ right about now.
Thundercracker: Yeah, He jumps to Armada looking for a better leadership opportunity, and now we have to sit here without a legitimate leader cuz Megatron had to call Omega Supreme&a

Jetstorm says:

Megatron shows the Deceticons his new dance move: The Worm!!!

Anonymous says:

The decepticons stand on a cliff, though, some lie down.

Anonymous says:

rumble:Thats the last time we take him bar hopping

Anonymous says:

Dark times for the Decepticons - the probe is now in charge.

Omnikron says:

SKYWARP: I've never seen him THIS drunk on Energon before!

Anonymous says:

Rumble: what exactly were you guy's roshamboing for anyways?
Skywarp: (shrugs) I just wanted to kick him in the crotch.
TC:(looks at watch) Megs fell, but wheres Screamer, this is where he'd claim leadership o_O

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "No one saw that right?"

Strife says:

Rumble: Hey Skywarp, whats up with Megatron?

He just saw a preview for the second half of Armada and 2003 TFs. Turns out if it isnt the Matrix (WWI, G1v2), its Unicron (G1v2, Armada). Oh well, maybe we'll get an original idea in 2004.

Strife says:

While Skywarp and Thundercracker rejoice at their new Armada designs coming from the projector, Megatron, once again being a green tank with stuff knees, collapses. Damn US Toy laws.

Decepticon says:

Decepticons:I QUIT MEGATRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,

AutoBoT says:

MEGATRON:OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!









M

Inferno says:

Skywarp: "Talk about a "flat-liner"

Firebird says:

Megatron: Now that my ultimate weapon is operational, I can do the one thing I have longed for since awaking on the accursed mudball - Take A Nap!!

dan says:

did he say 'simon says?'

Anonymous says:

While Megatron is finally reduced to tears by the poor reception of his Direct TV dish, Skywarp doesn't have the heart to tell him they still don't get MTV2.

frydaddy15 says:

geez skywarp, you'd think with that big "gun" of his, megatron would have more stamina in the sack
::soundwave: soundwave superior in bed, megatron inferior

Galvatron says:

Skywarp: Good shot Soundwave! It's about time you stood up for yourself and took down Megatron!!!

Jeremy says:

megs: oh arcee my ture love im so sorry but its not fault i love evil

Suzanne says:

Skywarp: Aw hell, Megatron's drunk again!

Anonymous says:

(TC); One more blast and..YES,we 're done, right Rumble? (RUMBLE); Lesee:Auto-,dino-protecto-..(SKYWARP); Airealbots, Skyfire, Cosmos, Powerglide and Omega Supreme plummeting..Yep, we got 'em all.(SOUNDWAVE); Affirmative!(MEGATRON); Skyw

Phoenix says:

When gravity attacks!

Anonymous says:

This way I can use my back canon as well!!!!

Anonymous says:

What I don't understand is that you still are white as snow after all those hours in the sun Megatron...

Anonymous says:

Hey, I am just soaking up the sun dudes!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Okay, who was the funny one to put that banana right there?"

Anonymous says:

YOU SEE MEGATRON, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THAT SOUR ENERGON! NOW LOOK AT YOU,FACE FIRST IN THE DIRT!! WHAT KIND OF LEADER ARE YOU?I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE PICKED STARSCREAM AS LEADER!!

Anonymous says:

Skywarp:There goes California! Megatron:Noooooo! Thundercracker:Shouldn't have bet against the Bucks all mighty leader! Soundwave:Tampa Bay All the way! Rumble:Yeah what he said.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "My back is killing me!"
Soundwave: "Rumble, activate pile-drivers. Operation: Swedish massage."

Pokejedservo says:

It's nice to see that no matter how akward it is for Megatron lying down like that, the other decepticons just look away. And whose say that they have no respect?

TheRo-Man says:

Wait, get up Megatron. I don't think the Autobots will attack, apparently the French and Germans believe we DON'T have weapons of mass destruction...those fools! Ha, Ha, Ha.

TheRo-Man says:

Skywarp - I am sorry Megaton, the message just came back on the sattelite. They turned down your request to be a judge on "Cybertronian Idol" OK, don't cry! Maybe there is still a chance to get on "Survivor Junkion&

Anonymous says:

(TC); Guys, I think we now know who else, beside Megatron, sniffed from that energon residue stashed at our headquarters. (Rumble); Uhu, but Starscream 's jerks, jolts, hairpin turns and rapid velocity changes make it hard for me to immobilize hi

Anonymous says:

"I'm not WORTHY! I'm not WORTHY....!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Oh great satellite, teach me your ways Soundwave:...

Anonymous says:

Megatron: I'M BLIND! Soundwave: You're laying down on th ground stupid! Megatron: AHH! I'm laying on the ground...AND I'M BLIND!!!!!

perceptor says:

Megs: "I claim this land in the name of Spai-!" Soundwave: "Cybertron..." Megs: "Cybertron!"

Anonymous says:

(TC);Hit him already, Rumble! (Rumble);I 'll ge..argh! He 's leaping upwards again! (Skywarp); I see him. You know it 's funny,I always thought Megatron would be toppled by the likes of Screamer, Shockwave or Scorponok and not b

Gundamv3 says:

thats the last time we give Megatron all our buds

Anonymous says:

As Megatron saw how the Pope kissed the ground after landing, he decide to do the same

dcsnowdog says:

Damn! Not Again. That's the last time we take Megatron out partying before a big mission.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Uhhh...what happened? I Must have passed out. And why am I so sore?
Rumble: I dunno...all we saw here was you laying face down and a dollar pinned to your chest.

Bah says:

Bah

Inferno says:

Megs: "My back is killing me!"
Soundwave: "Rumble, activate pile-drivers. Operation: Swedish massage."

Anonymous says:

no more energon beans for rumble...

Anonymous says:

MEGS: one energon,two energon,three energon FLOOR! MEGS: Pritty COLARS.

Big Grim says:

Megatron "And finally the last step to installing our new satalitte dish, quick everybody bow to Rupert Murdoch !!!"

Anonymous says:

(Soundwave); Attention, Megatron has fallen!
(Skywarp); Oh-my-god!!
(TC); They-killed-Meggy!!
(Rumble); You-bastards!!

Anonymous says:

Okay... turn it a little to the left and... Yes! The TV downstairs is working again!

Anonymous says:

ok now this tv aint MEGS:goin' nowhere until they release black convoy in the uk! RUMBLE:would you feel better if i destroyed toys'r'us?MEGS:maybe, and can i have an armada happy meal too? SW:affirmative!

trypticon says:

Skywarp: heyy, ain't that arcee swimming past by? Thundercracker: yep, my what a gorgeus body too! Megs: Where?!! where?!! Soundwave: target not visible. probably already shift position... Megs: Nooooooooo!! (slams down on to the floor in despai

tulip says:

Skywarp: Err Megatron, you can stop swimming now. We're out of the water

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Decepticons, act cool!! it's my ex-wife.

Private_Random says:

Whose the swine that gave me the dead leg eh?

Anonymous says:

*no comment*

mario says:

Megatron: Agh! Too many energon wine coolers!

Anonymous says:

(Soundwave); Unicron approaches. E.t.a. 5000 astro-seconds.
(Megatron); Vector Sigma take my life! I beg of you!!!!
(Skywarp); Took him long enough. Hey ya metallic giant meat-ball, over here! I 'm ready to become that butt-kissing Cyclonus!
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Optimus Primevil says:

Megatron: Allah be praised!! Hasbro is going to release a unicron toy.
Skywarp: But wasn't it a while ago you were praying to Allah to curse them for what they did to the TFarchive?
Megatron: Quiet you...

Sheba says:

Skywarp: Wassa matter Megatron, afraid of heights?
Megatron: No! I'm afraid of falling!
*falls*

TheRo-Man says:

Megatron " 50 bucks for PowerMaster Optimus Prime! I give up, Skywarp...point the laser dish at Toy'sRus and FIRE!"

Jonathan says:

The smoke cleared, the results final. Thundercracker and Skywarp won the dance-off over every other decepticon. Megatron and soundwave was the second place finishers, with megatron colapsing wimpering "I still function..."

Anonymous says:

skywarp-you know guys you just had to tell megatron armada made a second season

Anonymous says:

(TC): Starscream thinks he 's Laserbeak!
(Rumble): His logic-chips are fried! I 'll try to hit him with the immobilizer and put him out of his misery.
(Skywarp): I think Laserbea.. uh I mean Starscream 's, chicken. Man, Screa

Anonymous says:

TC: Immobilize Nightbird Rumble.
Rumble: I'm trying Thundercracker!
Skywarp: Look at her go. Megatron ordered us to immobilize her but what did you tell him that made him collapse like that Soundwave?
Soundwave: She 's carrying his ba

Anonymous says:

TC: Psst Rumble,I think Megatron 's higher brain functions got disconnected when Optimus Prime nailed him with a grazing shot to the head.
Rumble: O no, that means he can only react to what someone tells or asks him. What was it Optimus Prime sh

optimuslives says:

Soundwave: Analysis-Energon Overload. Reconciliation-Sleep it off. Thundercracker: Dammit, you win Skywarp, I thought Megatron could handle the 80 proof stuff.

FortMax says:

Megatron: must make it...to top of mountain...other decpticons...can fly...up.....foolish planes....oooof

FortMax says:

Megatron: behold my....arg, who the hell tripped me. Soundwave: heheh

FortMax says:

SOUNDWAVE: Die Autobots!! THUNDERCRACKER: Take that Autobums! SKYWARP: Destroy every last one of them MEGATRON: oooof, so sick, gonna lie down for awhile

tony says:

"The mighty Megatron has fallen!" "I knew my fancy coloured trip wire would work, he's colour blind!"

Anonymous says:

TC: Rumble, you sure the immobilizer has enough power to immobilize all the autobots?
Rumble: You bet, just look at it flare up.
Skywarp: Same thing is happening to our leader.
Soundwave: By what,.. anger..,bliss..,energon..?
Skywarp: hemorrhoids.

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Dammit they have mirrors

Brawl says:

Skywarp: Wait somethings not right here. Thundercracker: What do you mean? Skywarp: Megatrons on the floor and Starscream hasnt proclaimed himself leader yet.

Anonymous says:

Megatron after the worst hangover ever!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Blasted Rumble forgot to pick up his toys again! Tripped over his dumb little laser top!

Anonymous says:

Everyone is awake execpt Megatron.

mario says:

Megatron: They could've picked a better caption contest than this! *falls asleep*

Anonymous says:

SKYWARP:STARSCREAM's right:MEGATRON can't cut it as leader anymore. Let's toss him over.(Everyone agreed)

Anonymous says:

The tribe has spoken. Megatron, get your things. You must leave Survivor Island.

Anonymous says:

Megatron finds his new found Muslim faith can get in the way during battle.

Anonymous says:

????

mario says:

Megatron sleeps while Thundercracker and Skywarp test Starscream's null ray.

Anonymous says:

Megatron prays that Scott Steiner defeats Triple H at No Way Out 2003. Either that, or Starscream used his Null Ray on him again! Ha ha ha.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Must... change direction of laser... autobots on other side... skywarp:if starscream thinks he's the new leader....

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Everyone, pay your respects to Allah!

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Megatron... BEHOLD! My Death Ray... Megatron?

Soundwave: Your death ray just killed him.

Skyfire the Artist says:

None of them had the heart to tell Megatron that Mecca was the other way.

USAF Prime says:

That's the last time We leave Megatron at the bar alone

Unknown says:

Thundercracker: Megatron
I told you to Quit drinking, this always happens

Rodimus Primal says:

Thundercracker: Megatron, what's wrong? Megatron: I've seen the future, and it isn't pretty. Skywarp: You mean...? Megatron: Yes. I will be in Transformers: Armada. Rumble: GASP!

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: "Ravage. Eject. Mark territory on Megatron."

TeleTran2005 says:

Hot damn, that laser F**ked Megatron up

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: What's with with Megatron?
Rumble: He just saw the previews for Terminator 3
Thundercracker: Oh, this is not going to be pretty.

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON: That's it. I give up, no matter what we've tried up to this point hasn't work (metal crunch here)I give up! RUMBLE: Hey Thundercracker, why is Megatron crying? THUNDERCRACKER: Well how can I put this lightly?...CAN Y

Anonymous says:

And just as the device buzzed to life, Megatron's eyes widened and he collapsed, shocked that digital cable truly did exist...

Anonymous says:

Who knew Megatron couldn't handle 2 pina coladas?

Glen says:

You maniacs! You blew it up! Oooohhh, God damn you all! God, Damn you all to hell!!!”

Anonymous says:

I tire of these cheap, predictable scalp-brained schemes.

Starscreamsghost says:

Thundercracker-What's up with Megatron? Skywarp-He's working on a new transformation. Megatron- I'm a little rock, no one can see me, I'm a little rock.

Anonymous says:

[Rumble]Hey look, Megatron is laying down on the job again.
[Skywarp] Hey must have had a rough night last night.
[Thundercracker]I don't think that he is playing dead.

Anonymous says:

All hail the mighty floating laser thing!

davewelttf says:

Rumble: What's that noise coming from the device? Skywarp: No that's Megatron snoring again

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: What's wrong with Megatron?
Soundwave: He's afraid of heights.

Anonymous says:

[Skywarp]The autobots would have lost eons ago if only Megatron didn't have a drinking problem

Anonymous says:

[Skywarp] Hey, what happened to Megatron?
[Rumble] I don't know.

EDIMUS PRIME says:

Megatron," Don't just stand there you fools,get down here and help me find my contact optical enhancher.It fell out again!"

Slappyfrog says:

Soundwave was aware of the ramifications, but he just couldn't resist sticking his foot out.

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Rumble take this.

Unknown says:

Megatron:- "must...shut..down...sky tv...re-runs of married...with...childre..sapping all..of my power!"

matt says:

jeez i wish megatron would stop drinking this much

jedixtat says:

meet the new decepticon leader "Herbie the Robot"

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Rumble what in blazes are you doing, you're shooting the wrong "bots." You're not even tall enough to see over the cliff, stand closer to the edge!!!. SKYWARP: Yeah maxi-turkey, who's side are you o

Anonymous says:

THUNDERCRACKER: Oops, sorry. Don't worry Megatron, the effects should ware off of the other Decepticons soon enough. MEGATRON: Yes but by that time we who remain will all be scrape metal by then!!

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON: Oh no!!! I've immobilized my entire Decepticon army, the Autobots will surely oblitherate us now (metal clank here) AGGHHH!!! RUMBLE: Hey (pant, pant) Me.. Megatron, you've still got us four together we can build a new bette

Anonymous says:

Oh my gosh! They killed Megatron!! Those Bastards!

raijinald says:

Beast Wars Megatron may passed out too at the next caption.

raijinald says:

In the Destron side, It's Megatrons turn to pass out in this caption.

Shadowman says:

Soundwave: Megatron, we have just killed Starscream and Optimus Prime. Megatron? Skywarp: Poor guy, killed by the one thing he hated: Happiness.

Anonymous says:

quick he's fainted thats push him over HAHAHAAAA

overdrive says:

We're the kings of the castle.......

Suzuki says:

The “Weekend at Bernie’s” spoof was not going very well; Skywarp forgot that he needed to hold Megatron’s body up, and Soundwave kept forgetting to rewind himself after his tape finished.

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: WE WILL AVENGE MEGATRON'S DEATH!

Anonymous says:

The next time we choose a leader, make sure he isn't afraid of heights!

TheRo-Man says:

Megatron "I sold all of our energon for this DishTV Satelitte and the damn thing doesn't get Cartoon Network! Damn Humans! Damn them to hell!"

Anonymous says:

RUmble: Whats wrong with our fearless leader?
SoundWave: Too much to drink last night
Megatron: BBBEEELLLCCCHHH

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Ow
Thundercracker: Have a Nice trip? See ya next fall
Megatron: Oh shut up

hannibal says:

Megatron: Help!, I've fallen and can't transform!

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Skywarp, Megatron has fallen. Help him up.
Skywarp: When I 'm reformatted into Cyclonus in about 2 years from now.
Megatron: I can 't bear the thought becoming purple with an orange cannon and a slave to Unicron. It can &am

Shermtron says:

Megatron: Shhhh if i can put my audio receptors too the ground i can hear the autobots coming...

Shermtron says:

Hey look guys megatron cant stay sober for our misson... LETS KICK HIM!!!

Anonymous says:

attempting "the worm", Megatron knocks himself senseless...

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: Why is Megatron crawling about on the ground? Skywarp: He lost a bet to Starscream, and has to grovel about on all fours for one week. Megatron: I'm gonna *KILL* him for that too!!

Anonymous says:

Skywarp ties Megatron's shoe laces together

Anonymous says:

Megatron walked down the runway as the next contestant in the "Miss Macross" contest. He fared no better than Minmei

Anonymous says:

Megatron's newly discovered fear of heights.

Anonymous says:

Is this the direction of mecca?

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: I told you so.....
Megatron: Shut up! Was I SUPPOSED to know that anal probes are NOT intended for anal sex?!? It worked with petrorabbits!
Thundercracker: Wait a second! That's not an anal probe!
Skywarp: Exactly. Wait, shouldn&#

Anonymous says:

Caption: Megatron worshipping the devil for granting him eternal existence!!! Little does Megatron know this means the coming of ActionMasters, G2, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, Machine Wars, RiD, Armada....

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: "Lord Megatron! Report complete! Unable to retrieve Space Probe! No sign of golden disc!" Megatron: "What have I done?! I'm ruined! RUINED!!!"

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: "Everytime it's the same! Whenever we get to the sea he starts mumbling something about a rubber squeeky-toy Duck!"

Anonymous says:

Carly rewired the wrong mechanism... -oops!-

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "All the channels in the world with this dish AND STILL NOTHING ON!!!"

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: "What is our leader doing?" Thundercracker: "He seems to be looking through a hole or something! He's probably scouting for that Brawn-guy already!!! What a great leader!!!" Rumble: "Yeah, but

Anonymous says:

Megatron: That's the *LAST* time I have that low-cal energon again. Man I'm pooped...

Anonymous says:

Don't worry, Megatron--we'll melt Autobot headquarters in no time flat! :)

Anonymous says:

Thundercracker: What happened to Megatron?
Skywarp: Don't know, Armada maybe?
Soundwave: Possible, Rumble-tacticle anyalis.
Rumble: Nah, its not Armada! He just had Beast Machines flashbacks!

Anonymous says:

megatron lays on the ground as other watch