Unicron reading a magazine

trailbreaker says:

“You belong to me now!”

Shuttershock says:

"YOUR...SERVING ATTIRE IS...HIGHLY DUBIOUS."

Ravage XK says:

Scraping the barrel aren't we?

Heckfire says:

"...ooo, '7 Ways To Please Your Man In Bed Tonight.' Saucy."

Taiya001 says:

Unicron: I cant beleive humans read this s&&t. COME ON THERE IS NO WAY THOSE ARE REAL. I think i will just kill the men, at least the females are SMART.

psycho_425 says:

Are you sure this is Playboy?

bringo says:

When your two favorite things find each other.
Goes to together like chocalate and peanut butter.

GraveWaver says:

Unicron: If only the chicks at the local Starbucks were this hot...

ZeldaTheSwordsman says:

Unicron:Ooh,Chucky's Revenge!Wait,what's with
the barely clothed Earth Lady?And why was this
in Sideways' room?
Sideways:I hope he hasn't found my-Oh hell.

DarkMechJock says:

"Starscream voted #2 cartoon villain of all time." What the hell?!

Lich Lord Dranas says:

The real reason Unicron imploded.

Gamernotaposer says:

Hmmm! If I could change one thing about me everything on me wouldn't be robotic!! :) :)

Draego says:

even planet destroyers need to wind down with a good book... err... Unicron, where is your right hand disappearing too... we gotta keep it clean remember.

Roadshadow says:

Unicron: Hehehe, now if she takes off her clothes...

Flashwave says:

How to get girls,...written for the planet sized at heart.

Ten ways to remove that weight, and dodge the insult "your bigger than Australia

ZaberFang says:

Unicron: Man, am I glad no-one can see this... Wait, i-is that a camera?! I ONLY READ IT FOR THE PIC- ER, ARTICLES, I SWEAR!!!!
ZaberFang: Hey, there are little kids reading this - you can't swear!
Cameraman: Yeah, but that picture is GOLD, man!

Zeedust says:

How Unicron REALLY wound up with his Energon color sceme.

Uncron: "So the playmate of the month likes goths, huh? Hm..."

Superion_007 says:

Who cares whose the fantasy football pick of the week? I'd like to have a fantasy moment with her

Great Red Spirit says:

What Unicron does when he takes a break from destroying the universe

Soda Pop Kurtis says:

I'd love to stick my horns in her!!!

dolenarda says:

Honestly i just read the articles

Nightshadow says:

Unicron: I still dont see why guys like to stare at these female meatbags with fake breasts that have been enhanced.
Unicron: ...Oh god....

GetterDragun says:

I'd like to invade her moons.

Tiedye says:

After years of destroying Planets, we now see Unicron takeing some leisure time.

Tiedye says:

UNICRON-"Hhhmmmmm,Picks, Chicks,& Nasty hits. Man do these humans know how to live. I just might not destroy the little mudball, just to see the next issue.

Tiedye says:

Unicron was finally subdued by the people of planet Earth, by giveing porno magizines that will keep the Robot busy.

Tiedye says:

UNICRON-"I think I'll look better in that dress."

Tiedye says:

Someone ereased this pictures captions too...(crying) "I was one of the funniest pics." Who the heck is Dippy...Are you doing this?

Tiedye says:

I'll look better in that dress

Anonymous says:

Unicron- I am the most powerful transforming robot this side of Cybertron and yet....I still can only dream of getting some decent lady!!! : cries :

Anonymous says:

hurry up and take the picture this thing's getting heavy!!

Anonymous says:

Unicron: Hey, whatever happened to the swimsuit section?

Anonymous says:

Hmm...if only I could munch on her ice caps...

Anonymous says:

Unicron: Hey! I'm not on the cover page! Hmph! Hey, there is a nearly naked lady there... heh... good enough. :)

Rainbow Starscream says:

Unicron: Cover story - Megatron and Optimus Prime get married. Who writes this crap?

Optimus Prime, Jr. says:

"All right Larry. I'm still waiting for you to give me a chance to bring chaos to your Megaverse."

Jetstreamx says:

Unicron: When the heck did earthlings start making magazines "this" big!!! The entire population of Lithos could read this one magazine at the same time!

Dash Trigger says:

Chucky's Revenge? Hasn't that crazy puppet been in enough horror flicks?

Anonymous says:

Unicron: damn shes hot I'd like to have her, to bad I hate her and her planet.

Anonymous says:

Unicron: I'll be right there, I'm just pointlessly reading every magazine in America to see if I'm mentioned...

Anonymous says:

Unicron: ....................................................................... oh the Phillies won.......................

Anonymous says:

(Unicron) Dad was right...playboys ARE awesome!!

Shadow Fox says:

Oh baby..ya drink that beer..oh ya..spill a little on your shirt..wait, I don't have a penis..bah this ruins my friday :(

Anonymous says:

I hope they printed my letter about the twin stewardesses.

Artimus Prime says:

She looks good enough to eat...heh, heh, heh...

chinoodin says:

Damnit they said this was porno. They will fell my wrath by eating their company

Anonymous says:

(Unicron): "Hmmm, I wouldn't mind munching on a pair of those...."

Anonymous says:

....and in other news, Unicron, the planet sized devourer of worlds in Transformer the movie, will be resurrected in the popular cartoon Transformers: Armada, as a moon. (Unicron): "A MOON!!! Who writes this sh*t?!"

Zu Darkness says:

On the lifestyles of the Rich and Famous we see the all powerful Unicron taking a break from terrorizing the Univerese reading in his Relaxing triple King Size bed reading Maxium

Anonymous says:

Hmm.A body the size of a planet and a troser departmen as long as the great wall of china...this may take a while to lift!

Anonymous says:

Whoa...the job section can wait!
Sonia cancle my scedual

Anonymous says:

"If I had pants! They would be unzep.

Asheron says:

well well , hello there sugabot

Anonymous says:

You know, times like this, I wish hasbro made me human.

Anonymous says:

GALVATRON!! Forget the Matrix......Bring me kleenex !!

metalformer says:

Being the Chaos Bringer is certainly not an easy task. The massive destruction. The death of so many lives. Traveling throughout space looking for planets to devour.... that can be a hard and lonely life. So its only natural to kickback and relax once in

Anonymous says:

ha ha alone at last my lovely ,
it wont hurt honest

Anonymous says:

At least I'm not a tree-humper lke Mario... HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!

Shadow says:

You told me not in a million years. Well, it's been more than a million years, how 'bout now!?

Anonymous says:

"Yes, Unicron can fulfill your request, but only after you completed 3 labors"

micah says:

i am in love

Anonymous says:

Hehehe, now if she takes off the clothes...

Anonymous says:

Unicron: Ah relaxing after a hard day of killing Autobots and Cons

Anonymous says:

Now that I think about it, how many trees did it take to make a planet sized nudie mag?

K-nonFodder says:

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
I am they most expensive toy in the free world HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

The Ponderer says:

Unicron: Grrrughghaaaghrugh...
::PLOP:: Whew....Much better.

Arkhaon says:

Unicron: Drool

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron,"I've been here reading this magazine for so long my ass is numb."

Anonymous says:

Unicron: God i'd love to munch on those Twin Moon Bases

The Ponderer says:

Unicron: Those are so fake. The lengths some people will go to sell Franchised goods...

Anonymous says:

Some Unicrons did not ship with instructions...even fewer shipped with "alternate" instructions

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Galvatron,"Unicron,my master with this I shall make you my slave." With those words Galvatron left this magazine in Unicron's den and there he sat for days and weeks reading,still on the cover no less.While Galvatron was free to

Anonymous says:

Ooooh yeah, my hardware would go great with her software!

Anonymous says:

Dang it, I'm out of oil ! !

Anonymous says:

ooohweee i think ill spare this planet in exchange for a date offcourse

Neo Princess Jeannette says:

Unicron: Mmmm...Gail Kim!

apex says:

Unicron:"huh? OH NO! I got a cramp!...ahhh darn ive been sitting her too long. stupid caption contest. urm, help!Arcee? Deadend? Firstaid? Rachet? Bumblebee?...Starscream? why is there never a transformer around when you need him. ahh my cramp&am

Anonymous says:

this is one hot mag...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm porn

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Though the newsstand owner was annoyed, he didn't want it to go down in history that his last words had been, "This isn't a library, Mr. Chaos Bringer! Are you gonna BUY something?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Blackout on the east coast.I did it.Now to enjoy the rest of the evening."

Chachi says:

"I am Unicron, the Chaos Bringer, devourer of countless worlds. Now bug off, it's time for my big honkin' pedicure."

Optimus Primevil says:

This is getting boring... Can't they have a penthouse mag instead of FHM?

Anonymous says:

Ahhh darn I knew I should of gotten the posable fingers before I got this. Errr.... now I have to drop it on the floor till it lands open on page 27.

Anonymous says:

OHH YEAH NO MOM DONT COME IN!!

Gub says:

I wonder if my beautiful mug will ever be on here??

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Junkions chanting outside Unicron's door,"DESTROY UNICRON KILL THE GRAND PUBBA ELIMINATE EVEN THE TOUGHEST STAIN,DESRTOY UNICRON......" Unicron,"Eat a few planets and every body wants your head,thank god I've g

BoomBox says:

Within the orbits of these globes my hunger will forever be satisfied

Elita One says:

"hmmm... I wonder if they have room enough for me at the heffener slumber parties?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Destroyer of worlds,the chaos bringer,monster on an unimaginable scale,I can reformat lifeforms,some even consider me a god.And I'm reduced to having pot shots take at me on this website.Now I know why Wheeljack was bitchin some much ab

Anonymous says:

Oooh baby, what I wouldn't give to have a sip of what she's drinking.

Anonymous says:

"Chucky's Revenge?" Why can't be called "Unicron's Revenge?" I mean, really. What's up with this crap?!

Anonymous says:

what, a universal dominator must read to and i am not houngry

Anonymous says:

"Ah....would that I were anatomically correct."

SkY LINX says:

UniCr0n:dammn... leaking lubricunt....

Anonymous says:

whew Unicron are you doig number two in there? Uranus totally stinks dude... or what's left of it.

Anonymous says:

Chucky' Revenge... Wait till Prime sees mine Ha ha ha Snort.. excue me

Hyper Convoy says:

What Unicron does when he isn't terorizing the universe.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron,"These jokes are starting to stink as bad as Gobots:Battle of the Rock Lords."

Anonymous says:

Awesome! They badmouthed Avril! This I gotta read!

Optimus Prime says:

My name shall change from destroyer of planets to lover of these kind of creature. Oh-la-la

Anonymous says:

Oh god..i need the bathroom,i really cant keep in this feeling any more...i need to pee!damn starbucks!

Anonymous says:

"BY god, those are as big as Cybertron"

apex says:

Unicron: "how long have i been reading this magazine now?.... and i thought grimlock was a slow reader!"

apex says:

Unicron: "Ratbat! Ratbat stop gnawing on the top of my magazine, its only a picture!"

Anonymous says:

"I knew I should´ve become a photographer instead!"

Kaiser Grimlock says:

"Man i wish i hadnt of eatn the planet she was on. *sigh*

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Damn I knew it these jokes have gone on so long they've started to post reruns.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

uNICRON,"For a time I considered sparing this wretched little wench........"

Megaplex says:

unicron thinkingand looking at mag:20 ways to give your man get an orgasm...hmmm

Ultra Magna Transfan says:

UNICRON "WOW THAT'S AMAZING!" they have chuck's revenge in here."

Anonymous says:

man look at that cjack man i wish i was that cup her feelin me up wow that would be great

Anonymous says:

I wonder if carly is the centre fold mmmmm

DKusanagi says:

Omicron after reading: hmmm...makes me want to go get some coffe from Starbucks...

Anonymous says:

dang, look at those hoohoos i wonder if Arcee's are that big.

Akyho says:

uhhh hmm Is that what i think it is? can i see threw her top?

Anonymous says:

"Ah let's see here, now where are the slagging articles?!?!!?!"

Hot Rodimus says:

Unicron-"Hey! im in a Caption Contest! hi mom!"

TheKindleman says:

HOLD ON I Will be Out in a MINUTE!!! ....(everytime a world destroyer has to take a crap someone cuts in)

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron,"I grow tired of eating worlds I hafta find a new and exciting way to enslave Earth ...... THAT'S IT! Soft core male oriented porn.Yessssss thats how I'll rule just like Larry Flint knee deep in whores only cleaner.&

PlasmaRadio says:

Unicron: "Unicron, the destroyer of worlds, specifically asked for Swank, how can I get my moon rocks off to this?!"

Maximus-Prime says:

She's even got more silicone in her body than me......Big magazine BTW, i can swat Cybertron in to destruction^^

Maximus-Prime says:

E-X-T-R-E-M-E.... P-I-C-K-U-P-S......
Damn, should have learned to read bvefore i learned to eat Worlds....

Anonymous says:

*ziiiip* "Hey Arcee... I just got a GREEAT idea!"

Scaleblade says:

'Oh yea, I'd love to eat THOSE moons..'

Dirge says:

At last we descover the source behind Unicron's no gas giant diet.

Ricochet says:

I sense a familiar substence in this women's breasts

Anonymous says:

Unicron:(thinking)'hmmm...If she's the same size I am, then lesse...her boobs must be how big? Ah...pi times diameter, multiply by the ratio of silicone, allow for cold air... them babies are the size of slaggin' MOONS! mmmm...m

The King says:

Unicorn down time. Reading magazines and what it be like human.

Dubz says:

"oil spill"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron,"Bring me this woman,stalk her,bring her to me." Megatron(out of picture),"Why should I,whats in it for me?" Unicron,"Your bargining posture is highly dobious but very well I will provide you with her s

TheRoMan says:

"Hmmm...Extreme pickups. I don't know I always thought my line worked good for me. What woman can resist "Hey baby, I can rock your world...and any other one in this solar system!"

homelessjunkeon says:

unicron admires hi work helping the breast cancer girl continue her glamour modelling career.

apex says:

Unicron:"BOY ID LIKE TO POWER LINK WITH HER!"

apex says:

Unicron: "No im not doing it, you get another stooge, ive had enough of eating planets find someother robot to do it, i finally got some time to my self and you go and ruin it."
"Dead end, show the director out."

(D

Optimus Primevil says:

It's obvious to me that she had a boob job

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron mumbling,"What if God were one of us,just a slob like one of us.Try'n to find his way home......rrrrrrr DAMMIT SCOURGE I HATE THAT SONG CHANGE THE F'N STATION!!!!!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Dead End,keep rubbing my feet or I swear I will eat you."

Anonymous says:

Baby im *Horny* for you.

Anonymous says:

Yknow sitting back and relaxing with a mag after decimating civalisations makes cruelty all worth while.

Anonymous says:

Kate Hudson's wearing that? Give me a break.

Anonymous says:

Wow... These "Before Carly" Archives are making even ME jealous...

Anonymous says:

Unicron:"Damn! Baby, planets aren't the only thing I love to eat!"

ButtZilla says:

The Autobot Matrix isn't the only thing which can stop Unicron!

Anonymous says:

coffe all this talks about coffe thats it i going to tell them to make a actice adout me

Anonymous says:

Bathroom! I NEED A BATHROOM! I can't hol'd this feeling much longer!

slyder says:

Screw Milk, Starbucks Coffee does a body good!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I'M A FREAK I LIKE THE GIRLS WITH THE BOOBS I ONCE GOT BUSY IN A BURGER KING BATHROOM....."

Hellstar says:

I said bring me MAGNUS not MAXIM!!

Scantron says:

Unicron: I'd like to get my live hard point into her Powerlinx connector...

Anonymous says:

Unicron: Continue the next couple of episodes without me. I've gotten a sudden need for some Starbucks.

Goblez says:

Unicron: ...are those minicons on her chest?

Anonymous says:

Unicron: Since we all know how incompetant the Armadaverse TFs are, I can just sit back and relax whilst reading some 'quality' reading material... Unless the Autobots in this universe have a Matrix. Crap...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"She really could use a bra."

pcwmase says:

*Whistle blows* Unicron: "UNION BREAK!!" Sideways: "Did you have one already?" *Unicron looks down on Sideways* Unicron: "I said, UNION BREAK!!!"

Tigra says:

Hump Hump

Anonymous says:

Wow!

Alirion says:

"Rosebud...."

Anonymous says:

hey baby! I got horns in other places not just my shoulders and head!!

Anonymous says:

«Well, good thing it's not Orson Welles who make my voice anymore, he'll never let me do such thing, I guess...»

Dr.Prime says:

"Soon, there will be enough starbuck on earth for me to have a latte... It is the One thing THE ONLY THING, that can get me out of bed...

Anonymous says:

What? After eons of munching planets, you don't think I DESERVE a BREAK once in a while?

Amelie says:

You know you're getting old when you're thinking about the coffee more than the girl....

Anonymous says:

hhmmmmmmm...... a lot has change since i was last around.

Omega Supreme says:

Unicron: (looking at the girl holding beer) mmmm....beer!!, no wait the girl is better then beer but Unicron wants both!! *destroys a planet in a fit of rage*

g2jazz says:

This isn`t the "Donald Duck" i orderded... I should sent it back...... (unicron looks into the magazine:) nevermind sending it back.....

Anonymous says:

Where is the toy mag. with me on the cover.

Anonymous says:

I hope the Webmaster of Seibertron.com doesn't mind me reading this ... why the hell are the pictorial pages stuck together?

Spartanion says:

"Ah its the start of another NFL season! Now if I had a big screen TV and her I wouldn't be eatting planets for a liveing."

Optimus Primevil says:

Hey Baby, How you doing?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"HEY they got a caption contest too."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I'm truely remorseless.I kill billions without batting an eye yet there's something about a red head with a great smile,and a sweet pair of jugs that brings me to a stop everytime."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I wonder if she's available for Scourge's birthday.He hasn't had a date in ages."

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Unicron decided, for the sake of safety, he had to do some research on the one being in the universe more deadly than he: the eternally powerful, uber-beautiful MARY SUE.

Suzuki says:

Mmm! I'd sure like to bite into those moons...(sorry)

Anonymous says:

and this...
shall be your ship

Primal Lynx says:

"It pleases me to be the first."

SlagMaker says:

For a moment, I considered sparing your wretched planet Earth. But now, after I steal all of its large-breasted women, you shall witness its dismemberment.

Ricochet says:

The reason Earth wasn't a target for Unicron

devastatorcon says:

deadend: man shes hot, wonder what she loks like topless
unicron thinks in his head:i cold go for some coffee right know, i need some foldgers in my cup

Exulted Unicron says:

There are other horns on Unicron, not just those on his head!

Rodimus Prime19 says:

Thinks to self, "Damn!!! How long does it take for Viagra to kick in anyways!?!?!?"

Pokejedservo says:

Unicron: MAKE ME YOUR RULER OF THIS WEBSITE SEIBERTRON VISITORS! Seibertron Visitors: NEVER! Unicron: IF YOU LET ME RULE I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE PLAYBOY VERSION OF THIS PIC! Visitors: OKAY!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"WHAT I'M RELAXING"

Skyfire the Artist says:

It was only then that Unicron realized he hadn't won anything. He had subscribed to hundreds of magazines. At least that explained the personal thank you note from Ed McMahon.

Anonymous says:

Apparently, planets aren't the only thing Unicron loves to eat!

skeletal13 says:

I'd devour her planets any day!

quadrunner says:

Unicron: ENTERTAINMENT FOR MEN!!! Close enough to the Maxim i ordered. WHAT, this says it is uncensored..." Unicron's straight face turns into one big grin. Unicron: THIS IS BETTER THAN THE MAXIM MAGAZINE I ORDERED!"

davewelttf says:

Unicron:Oh Yeah! Just took over a few transformers sites, now i'm gonna sit back and read my favorite sex magazine. Man, It's great to be a Totally awesome guy.
Background: Mr. Unicron, Your on in two minutes for armada!
Unicron:damn

ionacus says:

unicron: maxim rules man!

Anonymous says:

"Yes, Rosebud frozen peas! Full of country goodness and green peaness!"

Anonymous says:

"Planets aren't the only thing Unicron will eat!"

Anonymous says:

*Unicron stares at the Magazine....keeps staring... keeps staring.... and so on, and so forth.... untiiiiiil..* "IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE? I ASKED FOR THE 'OTHER' MAGAZINE, NOT A HUMAN ONE, NITWITS!"

Frostic_Prime says:

Pp..p..pppo..por..porno..




Hooked on Phonics worked for me!

Anonymous says:

"I'd like to open HER matrix!!!!"

Anonymous says:

Pimpin' ain't easy.....

Anonymous says:

Hmmm...I wonder which female Autobots can be found in this month's issue of Maxim?

Anonymous says:

Hmmm...I wonder which female Autobots can be found in this month's edition of Maxim?

TetraReris says:

What? No 'how to pick up a female planet' column? Cursed humans!

Anonymous says:

Unicron: this must be the uncensored version of transformers the movie

Anonymous says:

Unicron: "I have summoned you here for a purpose..." *smirk*

The Infamous One says:

I bet Arcee would hit me if I suggested her upgrading to this model.

Anonymous says:

I don't get it: I've devoured countless worlds, destroyed billions of civilizations, killed trillions upon trillions of innocent beings, and nobody says a word. But I look at ONE men's nudie magazine and I've got every

Minicle says:

When you are an immortal, intergalactic dark God, you need to find ways to occupy yourself.

Minicle says:

Unicron:(Composing letter to himself) Dear Sirs. I am a budding art student over the age of 90 mil.... no 20 years. Could you please forward several copies of your complete works to care of...
Dead-end: Say Dad, what are you reading?
Unicron:(Hides Mag)

Minicle says:

Unicron:For some reason i am feeling more deliciously hornier then usual.

Minicle says:

Unicron:Tall, attractive, slim. Would like to meet....

thexfile says:

Unicron : mmmm interesting those umenoid creatiures maby i need to investigate this creature more mmmmmm

Laserbot says:

Unicron: "haa my next target the planet..." Sideways:"boooob..."
Unicron: "shut up, dont make me eat you!"

Laserbot says:

hummm... i didnt know they made magazeins this big...

KarentheUnicorn says:

Unicron: hum...THIS human has been MODIfied, wonder what she transforms into.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Says here Homeless Junkion is back.Thats good junkion always makes me laugh."

RollingMayhem says:

"That's no moon!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Damn coffee I didn't want one till I seen one in this chicks hand."

AutobotJazz says:

I wonder if Arcee knows Hot Rod's had this stuff around the house. She's gonna kill him when she finds his Playbot collection.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"O.K. time to kick back and relax,and wait a minute I know that girl from some where.......I'VE GOT IT! She was in the before Carly section at Siebertron.com. Damn thats Spike's one lucky bastard."

krukid says:

Wow, if this is what is on earth I think I will rethink my plans of destroying it.....at least for now.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I'm so glad the mailman mixed my mail up with my neighbors mail. This magazine is so much better than the Christian Science Monitor.

quadrunner says:

Unicron: Wow, if i would've known that my ex wife would've been on here in that dress, i would've never divorced her. Especially if she would've had that dress on.

Zeedust says:

"How many times must I tell you, Sideways? YOu may have this magazine when I am done with it... And no sooner!"

Minicle says:

Unicron: This will be perfect for swatting those annoying autobots.

Minicle says:

Unicron:Screw the chick, i could go for that pint!

Minicle says:

Unicron: So thats what happened to my nine hundreth ex wife.

Minicle says:

Unicron:Hmm. Thats funny. Why does this mag's obituaries section have me included?

Anonymous says:

2, 4, 6, 8, what do I appriciate?? BIG TITS! BIG TIS! BIG TITSSSSS!"

Anonymous says:

"Hmmm...I wonder where I can get a cheesehead the size of Jupiter."

Anonymous says:

Hey, the football previews! Oh, crap, the Bengals are already mathematically eliminated.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

I actually just get it for the articles (*wink*)

quadrunner says:

Unicron thinking "Why do they all ways give me the crap magazine, why not just give me a playboy. I wouldn't be complaining then.

quadrunner says:

Unicron: Too bad i don't have x-ray vision, otherwise, i'd keep this with me all day.

Anonymous says:

Extreme Pickups, huh? I've been doing some extreme picking up of my own . . . Saturn, Pluto, a little bit of Cybertron . . .

Anonymous says:

I don't want to be anywhere near THAT toilet.

Anonymous says:

This isnt the latest issue

Anonymous says:

Unicron Thinking:'I can't believe they make me look at this stuff, it stinks being a toy!'

Anonymous says:

"Picks, Chicks, and Nasty Hits, I'M THERE!"

Anonymous says:

Unicron:"Reminds me of, Arcee!"

Anonymous says:

After munching on a well sized planet for lunch, Unicron kicks back and reads some magazines of the universe's hottest women until it's time for dinner.

Slappyfrog says:

"In my spare time, when I'm not dismembering planets and ingesting billions of wretched little beings all at once, I like to put my feet up and stare at big-breasted women."

Unicron says:

Ahhh, after all this botcon trouble, it's good to relax a minute and have a nice look on two milky moons

CenturionDroid says:

*Deep voice* "YOU BELONG TO MEE...."

DarkFire says:

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LOOK at the diodes on that piece of fine metal
frame

Anonymous says:

This "Playboy" has gotta be the size of Earth's diameter, assuming it's to "scale" (as if stuff in the TF universe was)!

Shermtron says:

Unicron:nice set of planets ya got there

Shermtron says:

Unicron: I could really go for some coffe with some milk right about now

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron,"Seven months,I haven't been to the dentist in seven months and he still has the same old magazines.Doesn't this guy ever get any new copies? This is from last year even.And if I hafta listen to that crappy muzak version

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron,"I feel bad today Yes that's right I am a bad Transformer."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron,"Ah 80% of this magazine is ads for crap I'd never buy."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron,"I'm horny."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron,"For a time I considered sparing this wretched little wench..........."

Megaplex says:

Unicron thinking and looking at the mag:20 ways to give your man get an orgasm...hmmm

Anonymous says:

Ahhh if only she were a planet, I'd eat her up alright!

Ultra Magna Transfan says:

UNICRON: "WOW THATS AMAZING! they have chuck's revenge in here."

Anonymous says:

Look at that cjick man i wish i was that cup her feelin me up wow that would be great