The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Aleph
Aleph has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
"And now, Rattrape will sing 'John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt' while I drink a glass of water"
In a move that even Optimus Prime deemed heroic, the Decepticons announced today their intention to destroy the whole of professional wrestling, beginning with the WWE.
Why, Prime... I didn't know you cared...
Hey, Macarena! Me, Grimlock, Love Osama Dance Party!
