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Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

"And now, Rattrape will sing 'John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt' while I drink a glass of water"

Oct 7, 2003

In a move that even Optimus Prime deemed heroic, the Decepticons announced today their intention to destroy the whole of professional wrestling, beginning with the WWE.

Sep 11, 2003

Why, Prime... I didn't know you cared...

Jan 8, 2002

Hey, Macarena! Me, Grimlock, Love Osama Dance Party!

Jan 8, 2002

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