Artix Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Rodimus: Yo, Danny! my brother from another mother! Snap it!
Danny: OH, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAS A GUY GOT TO DO TO GET SOME SLEEP AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!!
Rodimus: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight..
Danny: I'm seriously wor
Daniel: ... And then my ass turned into Galvatron and Bumblebee tried tp attack it, and he was shot and he exploded on... Who are you? How did you get in here?
Mmmmmf!!!
(at this point, Rodimus prime sticks a pair of socks into Daniels mouth).
Rodim
Motormaster: Umm.. just one problem Dragstrip; you can't ***ing swim!
Dragstrip: WHAT!? that fat load of scrapmetal followed me here?
in the background: (starscream) ha! Megatron is finished! im the new..
Dragstrip: OH SHUT UP!! YOU SAY THAT EV
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