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Prime: I blame this only on Michael Bay's new movie... I did not get the part...
CNN: It is our Darkest hour...
Megatron: Oh shut up.....come here prime I have another $40.00
Prime: make it $60.00 and I'll make it an hour...
CNN: And there

This is CNN "Cybertron News Network"
CNN: Optimus, Optimus, tell us what prompted you to fall this low... was it the Failed "Rebirth" story line or "The Return of Optimus Prime", tell us Optimus what happend?
Prime: I, Well

This is CNN "Cybertron News Network".
This just in, video of what appears to be interaction between beloved Autobot Leader Optimus Prime and Megatron in a less than heroic transaction...
Audio.....(static).....
Prime: "That's $20.

Bumblebee: In regards to my lawsuit to VW, I have officially settled with them. Teletran records indicate I sent myself a letter dating back to our crash here on Earth....it reads...
To whom it may concern,

I Bumblebee wish to be re-formated as a Y

Prime: I am so tired of fighting, can we just be friends and watch this movie quietly...

Megatron: Alright Prime, but if the movie does not make me any royalties or beats Spiderman 3, at the box office...the peace talks are over....

Prime: Michael Bay is making a live action movie about us....I sure hope I don't die again...

Megatron: YESSS!!!, lets hope you dont DIE!!! again...

Megatron: Prime you sure picked a lousy place for our retirement....
Prime: They advertised, low energon rates a month, what you expect....Social Security Income is not enough to pay to live in Fortress Maximus, Tripticon's rear end is the next best