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Today I turn 18 and the first thing I'll do is get drunk as hell withmelted Energon cubes

Nov 2, 2003

Damnit they said this was porno. They will fell my wrath by eating their company

Nov 2, 2003

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

as today instead of being Christian because they have bad luck on lottery tickets I'll become jewish because if you are you 50% off anything yoy buy.

Nov 2, 2003

O.k. people please take out all your money and valuable items I can sell for a high price and I'll be taking them while we go to our undeserved death because the frakin Repairs didn't put auto pilot.damn them they can rot in hell.

Nov 2, 2003

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
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		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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