COMMANDER has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
...In other news the people of Iraq have enlisted the help of the mighty Optimus Prime to assist in usurping the evil Megatron's henchman,OpenValve.The Decepticon Pretender, OpenValve,posed originally as Sadam Hussien, but once Megatron realized
Aww come on Prime, can't you just talk to the Producers about putting me in the movie, and getting some famous actor to do my voice,too?
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