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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by DarkPrime

DarkPrime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Dragstrip: "Whoa! That ain't the stick shift!"

Starscream drinks some Energon

I hate it when Megatron tells me to drain Trypticon's coolant... GAAGH! I think I got some in my eye!

Starscream drinks some Energon

Megatron: "Darn it, Starscream! I'm starting to worry about you. Every time we go out drinking with the other 'Cons, you always order one of those girly drinks."
Starscream: "Who are you to question my lifesty

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