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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Dead Matrix

Dead Matrix has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Decepticons laying around

Thrust- Starscream, feed Ravage
Starscream-naa i dont wanna, Soundwave feed Ravage, he's your cat.
Soundwave- awwww man, i did it last time.

Decepticons laying around

Soundwave-"do you guys think there is anything softer than a cloud ?"
Thrust-If I find out, i'll grt back to you.

Dinobot grins ...

uhhhh i don't know what happend to kicker...... buuuurrrrrppp!

Dinobot grins ...

Wait till primal looks in his closet, heheheheheheh....KABOOM!

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

starscream:it was terrible prime,those mini-cons came outta nowhere,listen prime uhh thank you for draggin me outta there.
prime:shhhhh it's alll over

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

STARSCREAM:HEY LOOK prime and I are playing whose line is it anyway !
prime: yah look i'm pretending that my arms are his ha-ha-ha.

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

PRIME: Say it
s.scream: no.. i WONT !
PRIME: Come on,SAY IT OR I'LL BREAK YOUR ARMS OFF
S.SCREAM: UNCLE!,UNCLE!
WWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

megatron:hey prime look at that kid over there.. god he is uuuuugly

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

prime:It was nice of those Power Rangers to loan us these costumes
megatron:oh crud...i have got to take the BIGGEST crap in the world
prime:stop it, he-ho, your makin me laugh.....

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

Megatron:i'm gonna kill that camera man he's staring at me....
prime:oh be good, you did that last time at disney world
megatron:oh ya..that was funny ha-he

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

George Bush's new line of crowd control

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