The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Dreamchylde
Starscream: Did you hear Rumble talking about the human saying 'over-compensating for something'?
Megatron: No. Why would I care for some bizarre human terminology?
Starscream: -looks at Megatron's fusion cannon and smirks- No reason -heh
Starscream: This -can't- be the only hydroelectrical plant on this stinking mudball. The humans here have the Autobots on speed dial because we raid here once a week! Primus! We even stand on this stupid rock every time we come here!
Megatron: But i
Megatron: You know, Starscream...this cascading waterfall leaves a beautiful, dewy sheen to your wings
Starscream: ... (backs away slowly)
Skyfire: Wow! An expensive Italian sportscar fell from heaven!
Spike(off-screen): -looks up at the sky- I want a million dollars!
Skyfire: Why don't you leave the flying to the big boys, Sideswipe?
Sideswipe: But I can fly!
Skyfire: ...Six minutes with a jet pack does not count as flying. Maybe if you ask Ratchet to change your alt mode to a jet... We could call you '
Thundercracker: You know, this reminds me of that one scene from Return of the Swamp Thing...
Do you hear banjos playing in the background?
This is the hole I saw the White Rabbit enter
