Captions by Ecto

The Americans went to Iraq and found a suitable opponent for Godzilla which destroyed the Chrysler Building and Madison Square Garden back in 98.

When the Canadian Soldiers wanted some better gear they never thought that Canada would buy a Terrorizing Giant Metal Arachnoid from Bernie Mac and send it to them.

When the Canadians met a Sergeant form the US in Iraq, they never expected a Large Metallic Arachnoid.

Scorponok; SCORPONOK TERRORIZE

Sergeant: No one said the Talibans had these!

Boonie Hat: Yeah Dude, he's probably angry because Macdonald&

Galvatron*off ot the side*: What are you doing Scourge?

Scourge: I'm looking for the ol' Atari game E.T. that was buried here in New Mexico.

Galvatron*still to the side*: Why do you want the game?

Scourge: Because I want to use it for e

Optimus Prime: I'll be damned, your right Hot Rod, this game Everquest is neato, I look like Cyclonus.

Hot Rod: Told Ya Prime, My guy looks like a Quintesson, and I get to cast spells which makes metal pieces into a Transformer.