Captions by Firebird

"AHH!!!!!!! Sand Fleas! Sand Fleas!" Thundercracker: "Screamer, those are the Insecticons...."

When bitten by a snake, I is important to remove the venom as quickly as possible. Blur is demonstrating this skill to Arcee by pretending to be the 'snake'.

O.K. Does everybody have their BINGO cards ready? First number is - B 16, I repeat B 16. The next number is.......

My bologna haS a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name it's M-A-Y-E-R....

HELLO CLEVELAND!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!! I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!

Starscream: Don't I have the smoothest, pale cheeks? Soundwave: Negative. Soundwave's cheeks superior. Megatron: SHUT UP!

After indulging in large quantities of low grade energon, the decepticons were striken with excruciating cramps and constipation. Poor 'Cons.

Watch out!! One of the models from the Godzilla Force display has gotten loose, and she's going to shoot Prime!

I just love doing these expos so much, and having every rabid fanboy try to feel me up, I think I'll have to scare them off with this nifty Megatron gun. Or just shoot myself!

Tonight at 8:00 on FOX - "When Robots Attack". (Program not suitable for children under 12)

Let's get out of here before he farts again! That last one was only a warm-up! Minicons: That smell! Sensory overload!

Safety rule #49: When setting up a fireworks display, it is a good idea to back up some distance BEFORE they go off.

ARGH!!! Damn grill burned all the burgers again! Now I'll starve!

Megatron: Now that my ultimate weapon is operational, I can do the one thing I have longed for since awaking on the accursed mudball - Take A Nap!!