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Jetfire runs up
Optimus: Jetfire! Thank goodness you're here, I ran out of energon weeks ago, can you go get me some more.
Jetfire: Nope, Ihave a better idea.
Jetfire opens Optimus's chest and grabs the Matrix, then attempts to put it in his
Megatron walks up: So thats where my punching bag went.
Guy in the costume: Hey kids, lets go kill Barney and the Teletubbies!
Kids: Yay!!!
Go-Bot comes up and beats the heck out of Dragstrip
Dragstrip if anyone asks, the Go-Bot was 50 feet tall and had a plasma rocket launcher.
Galvatron: okay you are now my doormat, now wait while i get my spikes, Im goin golfin.
Dragstrip:Oh NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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