The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Hastur
Hastur has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
I'm looking for the bones of Freddy Krueger. I hear he's been a baaad boy! I'll straighten him out! Maybe he will join the Autobot faction! We could use a set of kitchen knives.... wheeljack keeps butchering the viel cutlets all the tim
