Captions by kingd16

My equilibrium, failing.

Yo Megs, You want the matrix? Then you gone have to take it from me. What you waitin for, it's right here behind my six pack windshield.

Bumblebee:Wat, my password is already entered, i never told anyone my password. OH NO, i hope they didn't look at my diary, oh no, someone left it open, and they're at the last page.
OPTIMUS OPTIMUS.
Prime:wat is it bumblebee?
Bee:optimus,

BumbleBee:Main Screen turn on, main screen turn on,MAIN SCREEN TURN THA F*%$ ON.
HUH, Optimus must've changed the voice recognition patterns, now i can't watch naruto fillers on youtube.

Teletran, i just need someone to talk to, im goin through robo puberty, all the guys laugh at my exhaust pipe in the shower room, wat should i do.
Teletran:Manual shutdown commencing in 5,4,3,2,1.
Manual Shutdown complete.
Bumblebee:Teletran, Wy won&#0