Captions by Lord Megatron Decepticon

Skyfire: That was quite a fall Sideswipe, you ok?

Sideswipe: I'm fine, but that Decepticreep wont be when I finish with him. Hold me back Skyfire, HOLD ME BACK!!!

Skyfire: Are you ok Sideswipe?

Sideswipe: I am now that you're here, Skyfire.

*Skyfire smiles and walks off with Sideswipe in his arms towards the horizon*

Sideswipe: Skyfire, what blue eyes you have.

Skyfire: They're factory issue, you have them to.

Sideswipe: Oh....

Ratchet: Wow I didn't know how large my chestplate really is... I could me a fembot.

Wheeljack with blank look: You're kidding right?

Ratchet: I'm serious. Hehe I'd could jump in the Energon Shower with Arcee and get away with it

Ratchet: What in god's name is Prime doing with Bumblebee over there?

Wheeljack: You don't wanna know, just get back under there and repair Teletran-1!

Ratchet: Told ya Ultra Magnus would have been a more trust worthy leader.

Wheeljack:

Ratchet: Wheeljack, stop looking up my chest plate.

Wheeljack: *stops drooling* I wasn't!

Mmmm female circuitry is HOT!

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a fat man in yellow boots fly. Ha, ha.

*Shrek joke from Donkey*

Sparkplug: Catch me now Rumble. That's right fool, I can fly!

Rumble: Ha! I been flying since before your planet was made... FOOL!

*Rumble kicks Sparkplug in the rear end*

Sparkplug: Ouch... Not fair.

Reflector: The constructcons were right... you are uncharasmatic. Look at your fort, how can you call that a circle?
Soundwave: Shutup it looks better then yours!
*Soundwave shoots Reflector's fort*
Soundwave: See it does look better.
Reflector:

Ravage: Meow
Megatron: You keep out of it to! I know I made a mistake I was meant to say "Onwards I said" not "Onwards on said".
Thundercracker: It's that time of month isn't it?
Soundwave: Appears so. Megatron would you l

Megatron: The Insecticons are hiding in here. Decepticons, onwards.
Thundercracker: What's an Insecticon?"
Soundwave: The pest version of a Dinobot.
Thundercracker: Oh like human roaches and what not?
Soundwave: Correct, but bigger, made of