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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Newt

Newt has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron & Optimus get personal

Tron: look, for $100 a share, I can get you in on the ground floor man, its an online pet store, no way it can fail!

Trypticon consoles Metroplex

No worry bout her, there other fish in sea, and hookers on 3rd Street

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

C3PO: Let the wookie win...

Megatron on his hands & knees

I said mount me, you silly goose!

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