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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Optimus_Prime_2063

Optimus_Prime_2063 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus riding on Slingshot

Slingshot: "I told him not to spit. I told him it would render him unconscious. Would he listen NOOOOO! He had to be a kid. Geeze this weight is killin me. Maybe if I do a barrel roll he will fall off, but then I'd still have to carry him b

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Prime: "Where in Alpha Trion's name is that Omega Supreme, this ride to Cybertron will take forever like this!" Slingshot: "Well it would be easier if you didn't weigh so much!" Prime: "Hey take it easy I could be in Veh

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Slingshot: "Hey Prime..." Prime: "Yeah?" Slingshot: "I was talking to someone in the military the other day, you know what he said?" Prime: "No, what? Slingshot: "He said Barrel Roll HARCH!" *Does a barrel roll

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Slingshot: "Geeze Prime that was some sneeze!"
Prime: "Yeah I know. Now when are we going to land?"

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