Captions by sky_fire12

"Soundwave jam session and hip red sunglasses superior, Shinny Mercedes soundwave inferior"

Spike: "ok guys just to be clear, we'r not just gonna ride you in veichle mode anymore, we'r gonna ride you in robot mode too. Also, this idea might be so bad that it could kill all Transformers in the US"

Michael Bay: so you guys will be playing the Teenage Alien turtles from outer space, we'll just have to repaint two of you, one with an orange paint job and one with red. Oh wait, Optimus, why are you running away?!

Ironhide: Ratchet ol buddy ol pal, i think it's about time we had a little talk about those red underwear you've been wearing and all that internet surfing on teletran 1 late at night while everyone's recharging.

"Yo Carley, check me out, hit it Jazz........... I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, I'm too sexy ;)"

OP: guess who's gonna stand and who's gonna fall today Megatron !!