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Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

dang it some one get me dreamwave's number these marvel guys suck!!

Jul 1, 2003

how dare they do this, i've done summer stock!!!

Jul 1, 2003

jesus prime your acne is really flaring up!! that pimple's big enough to have its own energon supply!

Jun 30, 2003

red alert- prime i'm troubled.
prime- why is that red alert?
red alert- every time i go into town the humans all start laughing at me.
hmm i wonder if it has something to do with the dog kennel.
prime- why do you say that red?
red alert- bec

Jun 30, 2003

prime-no red alert you cant wear that bra over your hood.
red alert- but prime all the other autobots are wearing them, oh please prime.

Jun 30, 2003

prime- red alert i said burn rubber not burn huffer!!
red alert-- oops sorry, ironhide made me do it!!

Jun 30, 2003

red alert-- prime you have to come quick!
prime- why?
redalert- huffers passed out again, we cant keep him out of the paint room!!!

Jun 30, 2003

red alert (slapping prime) who's your daddy!!!

Jun 30, 2003

oh yeah!! if my mom's a hot wheels car, yours is a tonka toy!

Jun 30, 2003

hey, no fair your head lights are bigger than mine. ooh you just wait till i get my hands on that alphatrion!!!!

Jun 30, 2003

but prime i cant go to the prom wearing this!!!

Jun 30, 2003

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