Captions by Slapshot

dang it some one get me dreamwave's number these marvel guys suck!!

how dare they do this, i've done summer stock!!!

jesus prime your acne is really flaring up!! that pimple's big enough to have its own energon supply!

red alert- prime i'm troubled.
prime- why is that red alert?
red alert- every time i go into town the humans all start laughing at me.
hmm i wonder if it has something to do with the dog kennel.
prime- why do you say that red?
red alert- bec

prime-no red alert you cant wear that bra over your hood.
red alert- but prime all the other autobots are wearing them, oh please prime.

prime- red alert i said burn rubber not burn huffer!!
red alert-- oops sorry, ironhide made me do it!!

red alert-- prime you have to come quick!
prime- why?
redalert- huffers passed out again, we cant keep him out of the paint room!!!

red alert (slapping prime) who's your daddy!!!

oh yeah!! if my mom's a hot wheels car, yours is a tonka toy!

hey, no fair your head lights are bigger than mine. ooh you just wait till i get my hands on that alphatrion!!!!

but prime i cant go to the prom wearing this!!!