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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Stalker

Stalker has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

*Prime* CHILDREN, RETRIEVE FOR ME THAT GIANT HOT DOG THAT LAYS BEHIND ME.

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

Skorponok: the world's most persistent door-to-door salesman.

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