For an ugly gift, I've got a lot of captions.
"Ya'll can go home now. I just won the "worst Bayformer design" contest.
Too human for the Decepticons, too creepy for the Autobots, and a lack of Quintesson existence, he gave way to over-eating.
They call him Devastator for a reason....
Oh Primus, how many energon shakes did I binge last night?