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Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

Rhinox: You want me to put my "gun" where?!?!

Oct 3, 2003

I bet Arcee would hit me if I suggested her upgrading to this model.

Aug 4, 2003

Red Alert: But, but, Prime... you said you'd love me forever...

Jun 24, 2003

Dirge: Now spin around in circles while I hum the Superman theme song!

Jun 19, 2003

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

Bumblebee, "Brawn, when you said you had something special between your legs, this isn't quite what we imagined!"

Jun 7, 2003

Jane, stop this crazy thing!!!

Jun 7, 2003

Spike: Well, this is definitely not the giant-size bottle of Febreze I ordered. Bumblebee: Dang. Now I'll never get that funny smell out of my upholstery.

Jun 1, 2003

Starscream: That's enough of a sample Megatron. I'll have the test results back to you in a week.

May 31, 2003

Starscream: Good, Megatron's asleep. Now it's time to play the old 'Hand in warm energon' trick.

May 30, 2003

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		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
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		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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