Captions by The Infamous One

Rhinox: You want me to put my "gun" where?!?!

I bet Arcee would hit me if I suggested her upgrading to this model.

Red Alert: But, but, Prime... you said you'd love me forever...

Dirge: Now spin around in circles while I hum the Superman theme song!

Bumblebee, "Brawn, when you said you had something special between your legs, this isn't quite what we imagined!"

Jane, stop this crazy thing!!!

Spike: Well, this is definitely not the giant-size bottle of Febreze I ordered. Bumblebee: Dang. Now I'll never get that funny smell out of my upholstery.

Starscream: That's enough of a sample Megatron. I'll have the test results back to you in a week.

Starscream: Good, Megatron's asleep. Now it's time to play the old 'Hand in warm energon' trick.