Captions by The Ponderer

Bomb-Burst: WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR ON MY DATE WITH BUMBLEBEE?!?! WAAAAA!!

Unicron: Grrrughghaaaghrugh...
::PLOP:: Whew....Much better.

Starscream: Simon saaaaays....um..... jump around like a nancy boy!

"In counter-action to the rumors of Americans building the above Transforming warrior Optimus Prime, the Iraqi officials and I have built a working Unicron space station! IN YOUR FACE YOU AMERICAN PIG-DOGS!!

"I called this meeting together today for one simple purpose. To show off my cool new Optimus Prime poster!"

"Lookm I'll level with you...I KNOW I said I would use that money on food and water supplies...but I mean, who COULD pass up a chance like this?! Look at it! It's just so freakin cool!!"

"Would the owner of the red semi Autobot please report to the parking lot to turn off your headlights."

Unicron: Those are so fake. The lengths some people will go to sell Franchised goods...