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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Velocity Prime

Velocity Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Decepticons laying around

Starscream: I see..a bunny
Soundwave: No, its a mouse
Starscream: Don't make me get up and hurt you...

Dinobot grins ...

Dinobot: Try new Crest, makes your teeth whiter...no matter who you've eaten, no one can tell.

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Rumble: I know yot took them...give them back
Perceptor: I don't have them, I swear
Rumble; Don't give me that...you so stole my Buffy trading cards

Dinobot grins ...

*thinks* Oh....Rattrap is bout to sit on the whoopee cushion

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

Optimus: Come on everyone....get your shots in while you can
Starcream; No fair! Cheater!
Optimus; Don't be a pansy...take the beating like a man.

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