The Ultimate Caption Contest
WWE meets the Decepticons!
255 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Rex Prime says:
Vince: dran those autobots, they think they can save the world and steal all of my fame?? well then...i will have a special event, in extreme rules we will have a handicap match...all WWE and WWF superstars vs MEGATRON!
Heckfire says:
Unfortunately, Optimus would discover that 'Titantron" was NOT the name of the new Decepticon leader.
Zeedust says:
Transformers in the WWF? Somehow, I think Trypticon would fit in better in Kaiju Big Battel.
Air Dawg says:
Vince McMahon: I've just hired Optimus Prime as the new General Manager of Raw. Let's hope he doesn't make any rash decisions.
Payner™ says:
Come on Vince stop kidding yourself. The XFL didn't work, and neither will life sized rock-em-sock-em robots.....
lockepsb says:
Vince: I HAVE MADE A DEAL WITH THE DECEPTICONS THAT WILL ENSURE THAT THE WWE LIVES ON INTO THE 22ND CENTURY, AND ALSO TONIGHT THE ROCK WILL HAVE TO FACE THE MENIACLE MEGATRON!
printor says:
Vince: YOU GODDAMMIT STUPID AUTOBOTS!!! DO YOU THINK MEGATRON WAS THE REALLY ENEMY? PREPARE TO FACE ME 'COS I AM VINCENT MCMAHON!!!
Announcer: Don't miss the next PAY PER VIEW MAIN EVENT.... Starscream and Batista V.S. Triple H and Ric Flair fo
Octocon says:
Cocky voice shouts across for the microphone: "so you wanna tumble with Rumble Ay!"(... you can imagine the rest)
Octocon says:
"now this is reduclous, Galvatron has just vapourised Steve Austin, and half the crowd with his fusion cannon, and now he's telling Laserbeak to attack the filming crew"
juggaloG says:
I got rid of WCW, ECW, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Zack Gowen, my daughter Stephanie, and, yes, I got rid of STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! S**ew you, Stone Cold! YOU'RE FIRED!!!
juggaloG says:
D**nit! Get that Decepticon logo off screen NOW! We don't need to get sued by Hasbro about it!
azraelus says:
No, Megatron will not wrestle tonight because I'm Vince McMahon, GODDAMMIT!!
Brakethrough says:
If you've got the cast-iron manifolds, I'll see you in this very ring, Bruticus!
Nenesis Prime says:
REFF: It's a good thing Unicron isn'there..
UNICRON: What Th..
REFF: EEEEAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Bruticus Buckeye says:
Poor Vince. First, Rod Smart, aka "He Hate Me," plays in the Super Bowl. Now the Decepticons are hoarding in on his wrasslin' empire.
Soda Pop Kurtis says:
McMahon: It is a dark day for the WWE. Its seems that Paul Heyman and Megatron have teamed up to recreate ECW. This combination leaves the WWE in jeopardy. Damn you Paul Heyman and damn you Megatron.
Crowd: E-C-Dub!! E-C-Dub!!
Zeedust says:
"And you better believe that when Scorponok steps into the ring, some SMIRKER is gonna get MANGLED!"
Heavy B says:
i, vincent kenedy mcmahon here by anounce that i am a transformer..........................................................................................................ok fine rspond however you wish but i will destroy the aliance, the transformers and
Castle74 says:
Tonight...in this very ring...in a no DQ...Iron Man Match.....for the World Heavyweight Championship title....Metroplex vs.....TRYPTICON!!!
Anonymous says:
Only now does Vince McMahon realize that he has become Megatron's bitch
Anonymous says:
Vince McMahon realizes that recruiting a wrestler from Cybertron was a bad idea... within moments, pieces of the Rock could be found everywhere.
Anonymous says:
i am vince mcmahon, megatron...i can buy you for what your worth and sell you for what you think your worth...and i will rule the decepticons
Anonymous says:
After getting control over WCW and total control of WWE after getting rid of Linda and the rest of the McMahon familly, Vince's ego gets so huge that he now plans to get full control of Cybertron....
Anonymous says:
So...I fired "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan...beat that lil' cripple Zack Gowan...made my worthless little daughter Stephanie quit her GM job on Smackdown! in an I-Quit Match (thanks for throwing in the towel, Linda...HA HA HA!)...and I
Rainbow Starscream says:
Vince: I'm sorry Unicron, I won't call you a pussy again! Unicron: Prepare to die, you fool.
Optimus Prime, Jr. says:
Megatron and Vince McMahon deserve each other. They're both immoral, sleazy scumbuckets!
Anonymous says:
Tonight on this very special WWE/G.I. Joe/Transformers crossover show, in this very ring, we will see a battle of the brains fatal four way match between The Genius, Christopher Nowinski, Mainframe and Perceptor! Also we will see Ironhide, Inferno, Dusty
Anonymous says:
The time everyone has waited for. The resignination of Vince Mcmahon But how will replace him?
Anonymous says:
Vince: No, Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave and Shockwave are NOT official wrestlers for us! This interview is over!!
Dark Nemesis Prime says:
Vince: came out to tell everyone that the only thing he fears is Unicron. He also came out to tell everyone that the WWE Referees were actually minicons.
Anonymous says:
I told you I had a plan last night, and that plan was...KANE! You're finisned, Undertaker! FOREVER!
Darth Vegeta says:
And thus like so many things we too have been taken over by the great Intergalactic Multinational Decepticons... . Therefore from now on we will be called TDIWF... The Decepticon Intergalactic Wrestling Organisation. And since Decepticons will wrestle too
Anonymous says:
Vince: Damn you all to hell! I've decided in order to beat Stone Cold, I will become Megatron's headmaster partner. YOU WILL PAY, AUSTIN! *Glass Breaking followed by The Touch*
Austin: Too late you stupid son of a bitch! I've a
Shadow Fox says:
Vince- "Ok..cool down, just a stupid fan..no need to get upset, thought it's annoying that he keeps yelling something about an Iron Hide shouldn't have been killed in some movie...just ignore him!!
Artimus Prime says:
King: HERE COMES THE DECEPTICONS!
Rumble: McMahon, prepare for a tumble, your going down to Rumble!
Anonymous says:
O.K. Megs, you wanna piece o' dis? THEN COME AN' ----IN' GET IT YOU BITCH-ASS PUSSY!!! Megs:-STOMP!- Who's da bitch-ass pussy now, BIATCH!?! You are...
Anonymous says:
VM: So, Megatron wants to take over World Wrestling Entertainment, eh? Well, Megatron, I won't roll over and lay down for you or anyone else! I will fight 'til
my very last breath to stop you! I've worked my a** off for 20
Anonymous says:
This may be one of the last times you see Vinnie Mac walking around, if the Undertaker has his way with Vince in the Survivor Series buried alive match!
kaoslord says:
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to this special event! Tonight we've got some very special guests for a very special bout! Yessiree, you asked for it, so here it is! A 4 Way, Hell in a Cell, No Holds Barred, to the death match! Featuring the Galvat
Anonymous says:
megtron: how come he gets to go on t.v. thrust plan trun this ship around.trust:why were right near seiebton . megton: demolishercan you answer that?demolisher:no but i herd that you are going to get an interviwe.megton: oh ok never mind . cyclonus: megto
Strscrm3000 says:
Hey Starscream would you like to join the K.M.A club?(you have to watch the wwe to get the joke)
Anonymous says:
No wi know u all hateme, well because i am ED McMahon but when u see the new owner of the wwe u will want me back
Anonymous says:
tonights match, will be loser leaves the wwe. half the locker room will take on wheelie, and i say half because i still have a company to run here
Zu Darkness says:
Vince: Whoa whoa whoa Optimus I'm sorry if I've helped the Depections take over the WWE. But you can't hurt me i'm VINCE MCMANON DAMMIT!!
Optiums Prime: Ywah that's nice tell it to some one who cares. *Op
Anonymous says:
Megatron may have leader 1 but i have my wife and i love powerlinking with her!!!
matt says:
Vince failed to see why the wrestlers were so happy about until it was too late
Minicle says:
Vince: Before we begin this fight folks, I have some pressing news which must be heard, apparantly its all been a big misunderstanding about the Decepticons being evil. Yes you heard me, we've all been the victim of the 'evil' A
Anonymous says:
AT THE NEXT PAY_PER_VIEW, IT WILL BE MEGATRON VS AL SNOW IN A HARDCORE MATCH...AND RAVAGE WILL BE GUEST REFEREE!
Anonymous says:
vince-now if you take a look toward my lert shoulder you will see a self potrait i did of myself.
Zu Darkness says:
I bring forth something that is even worse than the n.W.o. the depections
Anonymous says:
“WWE has gone from strength to strength with…†- Vince “DECEPTICONS RULE, YEAH!†– Fanboy “What the? Decepticons? This is wrestling… have you ever kissed a girl?†– Vince “No… :( “ - Fanboy
Anonymous says:
The new "human" line of Transfomers fails to excite, with the exception of "Vice-grip Vince"
Anonymous says:
I can't tell Hot Rod apart from Hot Rod. I know one's from Scotland and the other one is from Cybertron.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Most of you have been wondering where 'Rowdey'Roddy Piper is well,he joined the Autobots as a Targetmaster.'Hot Rod'is now partner with Hot Rod.God thats confusing."
Anonymous says:
Tonight on WWE Raw meets Transformers, DBZ and Chobits: Sumomo and Miss Hibiya discover the truth about Triple H and rob him of his title, Chi helps Stacy Keibler to stand up for herself, and Yume and Yusuke do a special report on Lita's return.
Anonymous says:
Vince: "This is a special 80'S FIGHT! LEONARDO AND RAPHAEL FROM TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES VS DEVASTATOR FROM TRANSFORMERS!!!" Baxter Stockman: "Please Megatron! I WANNA MANIPULATE DEVASTATOR!"
Dirge says:
After incinerating his opponent with laser blasts, Starscream's wrestling career was ended as quickly as it began.
Mike D says:
Tonight, ladies and gentelmen, a tagteam match with Bumblebee and Cliffjumper v.s. Mensor and Devastator. Shure to be a kick Ass match. You Don't want to miss this.
Mike D says:
Thats right inthis very ring The Rock goes against Megatron in the steel cage death match!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"IT WAS ME DAMMIT I TAINTED THE MATRIX IN ISSUE 69,AND BY GOD I'D DUE IT AGAIN!"
Anonymous says:
"You can GUARAN-DAMN-TEE that I will be in Energon wav-...."
*Smash of glass, followed by the Transformers theme tune*....
M says:
M: "Believe me. You DON'T wanna know what his left hand is up to!"
Anonymous says:
Vince: "Megatron... Welcome Megatron! I've summoned you here for a purpose!!!"
Megatron: "No one summons MEGATRON!!!" Vince: "Then it pleases me to be the first"...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"O.K.,Pat Patterson has actually requested this next match Menisaur vs Wheelie.Apparently he enjoys watching massive bulking beings beating the crap out of young boys."
Bodycount says:
Vince was shocked to see Steve Austin pull up in a giant beer truck, only to have it transform, stagger, and fall over, then reveal a drunken Scott Hall, mumbling something about "headmasters"
Hyper Convoy says:
McMahan: As the leader of the world, I turn conrol of th world to you, Mighty Galvatron, and cower pitifly at your feet.
Anonymous says:
Vince: That's right, I've trapped the all mighty Megatron in his new, ultra dangerous mode. A microphone! And now to hand him over to Triple H...
Anonymous says:
Little do these stupid flesh ceatures suspect that I Vincy Mac is in fact, Megatron queen of the ring...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vince purchases the Decepticons,in retallation Ted Turner purchases the Autobots reignighting the monday night ratings war.Thus the Transformers are reinvented as Transformers:Monday Night Wars RRRRRROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"The winner of Tough Enough 4 is ..............GRIMLOCK!"
Lord Starscream says:
VM: Now you all know the terrible truth : Brock Lesnar is a Decepticon Gestalt!
g2jazz says:
yes, i confest...
i was the referee in the battle of Optimus vs Megatron in the movie and i know megatron cheated to win.... and my comments: F*CK YOU OPTIMUS PRIME... DECEPTICONS FOREVER..... megatron promised me eartch after he is done with it....
thexfile says:
man withe mike thinking " do you think they notice i'm gay "
Anonymous says:
Stone Cold: So this is energon?
Bradshaw: Yeah, it looks like pepto bismol.
Faarooq: But it's no beer.
Anonymous says:
Great... so all of a sudden my company is overrun by huge robots battering each other into stasis lock.
What's next ?
Arcee becoming a WWE Diva ?
Austin and Bradshaw guzzling bear from Energon Cubes ?
Ric Flair getting a decent haircut for a
Lightbringer says:
Tonight in this very ring, It will be TripleH vs Megatron.
Unfortunatly TripleH is sleeping with my daughter so he will win the match.
n8lessone says:
"Tonight, in this very ring, you will see Wheelie versus Spanky in a battle of the extremely overwhelmed underdogs."
n8lessone says:
Now that Vince has acquired some influential allies, the Decepticons, matches, Vince says, will involve, well, more high-flying, and more high-impact that anyone in the audience can and will feel.
Anonymous says:
VM:"Now that Megatron has bought out the wwf...All fights are to the DEATH!! Random members of the audience will be fed to the Predacons!! All hail the mighty Megatron!!!"
Zeedust says:
"Okay, if I reissue every G1 toy ever made ad give one to everyone for free, will the fanboys stop hating me? No? Ah well, worth a shot..."
Pokejedservo says:
Vince McMahon: Okay folks when Scott McNeil comes out in the stage we all shout happy birthday to him. Though try not to get too riled, especially all you Dinobot fans over there! (Thinking: Jesus this guy is 41? I thought he was much younger than that...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vince,"Alright I admit I'm the voice of Armada Unicron."[Actually that might be pretty cool.]
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"My newest creation The Big Jazzbowski." HELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO LLLLAAAAADDDDIIIIEEEESSSSS!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Now that I've bought the Transformers I bring to you the tag team every man has wanted Headmaster Trish Stratus and her partner Actionmaster Stacy Keibler." Crowd chants VINCE IS GOD!
God says:
The high flying decepticon flag was merely the first symbol of mans coming doom. "WWF first then the world"
Anonymous says:
McMahon teams up with the Decpicons and they destroy Zach Gowen.
Tazz: Zach Gowen has been destroyed!
Devastator and Brock Lesnar pick up the peices.
Anonymous says:
"The match you've all been waiting for, Arcee with fight Gail Kim, Trish Stratus, and Molly Holly for the Women's title."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vince announces he's gonna have a midget vs. minicon match this year at Survivor Series
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Decepticon Generation X:Leeeeeettttsss get ready to connnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnquer itttttttttttt!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"I'm here to announce that Lex Luger was under Decepticon influnce when he murdered Miss Elizabeth.Aledgedly Murdered."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"RANDY SAVAGE YOU BASTARD,YOU WANT YOUR JOB BACK MR.I'M A BIG MOVIE STAR CAUSE I WAS IN SPIDERMAN,WELL SAVAGE LETS SEE HOW YOU DO AGAINST A REAL SPIDERMAN." A loud psychotic cackling blares over the p.a. "THAT'
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Screw this I wanna see the Dinobots vs. the Predacons in a Hell in the Cell match with special guest referee Mick Foley.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Arcee if you wanna keep your job your gonna hafta wrestle Blackarchnia in a hot oil Thanksgiving jello match."
Anonymous says:
Okay, Transformers fans! Here's the battle you've all been waitin' for: Optimus Prime versus Megatron--in a battle to the death!!!
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Vociphor the Minicon thought he'd found a great way to get into the WWE show for free. Unfortunately, the Decepticons intercepted his signal immediately.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
If this really is a merger of WWE and transformers shouldn't Shane be a repaint of Vince?
Anonymous says:
Triple H: You said that I could chose any opponent. You didn't said it would be Megatron.
Anonymous says:
For the first time in his life, Vince is speechless when Grimlock bends down and bites the head off Steve Austin.
Anonymous says:
"Next on UPN Celebrity Deathmatch...Seven of nine vs. T'pol in Jello!!!
ionacus says:
vince:when i defeet god ginrai iwll have minerva as my personal headmaster!and the destrons will know that i am thier true leader!seconds later black zarak steps on vince and calls him a human grem and an ash11e.
Ultra Magna Transfan says:
Wha'd ya think of this con? What are u talking about? oh, Im in the wrong place...wait, oh exit 69! not 96, nm
Firestorm says:
And to think that there were some Deceps that still couldn't find where there seats were even with the banner.....
Firestorm says:
Unfortunately, McMahon had no idea how much venue damage the Roadhandler/Stormcloud rematch was going to cause.
Anonymous says:
I AM GOING TO KILL SMACKDOWN!(people start shouting Jackass) SHUT UP DAMMIT! I am going to kill smackdown, i am going to kill it ME! and The DECEPCONS!!
Bu-chan says:
Through the roof!! LITERALLY!! Starscream (the coward) flys away from Triple H. But forgets that there is a roof.Turns out he was disqualified for misuse of melee weapons.
obsidian says:
And in this very ring tonight..World's Heavyweight Champion Triple H will face..UNICRON!
Anonymous says:
Vince McMahon: I have just joined forces with Megatron and noone can stop us!
Megatron: Me and Vince will destroy you all!
Anonymous says:
Vince McMahon has announced that he just purchased Hasbro and has the rights to Transformers, G.I. Joe and other franchises.
Anonymous says:
Ladies and gentelmen, boys and girls, children of all ages, decepticon-x proudly brings to you its wwe TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD: the BADASS GALVATRON....the ROAD DOG TIDAL WAVE.....THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS!!!!!
Pokejedservo says:
Vince (thinking): Who should I make give Seibertron a blowjob to get me out of this site, my daughter or Trish Stratus? Nah they'd rather do eachover than that, then again that could also convince Seibertron to get me out of here too...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vince,"Tonight in this very ring The Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit vs. Ravage.BURN IN HELL BENOIT!" J.R.,"Dear god Benoit is one tough S.O.B. but can he put the crossface on a robotic cat?" King,"J.R. did you ha
kingrampage says:
In this very ring, HHH will go one on one with..... Megatron for the WWE championship belt
Anonymous says:
Vince:I'm Lord Zarak's replacement as SCORPONOK's head. I'm the badassed Headmaster!
D-Boy says:
It will be the Big show one on one Vs. the Devastator, tonight, inside a steel cage.
Anonymous says:
For the first time in WWE history, Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Optimus Prime will take on Brock Lesnar and Megatron in a ladder match for the WWE Undisputed Championship and Matrix suspended above the ring.
thexfile says:
this is not a wreseling match but this is a demonstration of the clu cluks clan ( and you thought that desepticon sign looked farmiliar , just look good ) against bush and the WWE man is the " jerry springer " man handeling the debate
Anonymous says:
Here's the battle you've been waiting for: Optimus Prime versus Megatron!
Anonymous says:
And, tonight, I present the greatest main event in the history of the galaxy: Optimus Prime vs. Megatron, to determine the winner of the 3rd Great Cybertronian War. And, guess what, Op...I'M the special guest referee! Screw you, Optimus Prime!
Anonymous says:
Vince: Damit Sideways! I told you not to wreck the surprize ending to armada!
Anonymous says:
Megatron: "Why did i decide to dress as vince for that costume party?"
Anonymous says:
I knew you didn't pay attention in spelling class RoMan now you go to the remedial spelling trailer right after remedial gym arrrghhhhh and other scary dead people noises."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"I'd like you to meet my new creation Spelling Master kevinus." [Don't get pissed I just thought it was funny that after all the misspelled words on this page NOW you decide to point it out.By the way Attention Webmaste
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
That's not Vince it's Powerlinx Vince you can tell Vince is white this Vince is mostly tan.
TheRoMan says:
Me TheRoMan sorry, me thinking of ARMADA makes me think like the 4 year olds Armada is marketed towards kevin.
Anonymous says:
TheRoMan, that's funnier when you realize you misspelled "Genius"!!!lol!!
Optimus Primevil says:
Tonight Vincent K McMahon vs Lord Zarak for the ownership of the WWE
TheRoMan says:
And now the newest member of the WWE: Scorponoks Headmaster In Training.
TheRoMan says:
"I am pleased to anounce that I Vincent K. McMahon have purchased Transformers: Armada! This aquisition will bring new excitment into the WWE family. Why you ask? Because once and for all this show will be where it belongs....DEAD AND BURIED! Jus
Anonymous says:
Vince: I got grapefruits the seize of Cybertron's moons.
*at Autobot HQ*
*Ironhide turns on Teletran one*
Ironhide: Guys, the Decepticon Symbol is on Smackdown!
Optimus: Good grief!
Anonymous says:
In the interest of fairness, a new match will be added to the PPV this Sunday.
In a "Loser leaves the Television match"... The original Transformers will battle Transformers Armada !!
Anonymous says:
Vince - Finally, someone brought an original sign. Not some retard who has to put his own name on it followed by 3:16
Anonymous says:
"Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Deceptimania runs wild all over you?!"
Aleph says:
In a move that even Optimus Prime deemed heroic, the Decepticons announced today their intention to destroy the whole of professional wrestling, beginning with the WWE.
BigD says:
No, I just simply refuse to admid we'll get a new transformers....ahum.....ehm....logo!!! No comments further!!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Stand back there's a Hurricane coming through!" In walks the WWE's Hurricane he poses and SPLAT! "Such heroic nonsense." Megatron wins.
Anonymous says:
Sorceress Jeannie: (in front of Mr. McMegatron (?)): To the geishalicious Gail Kim (who's in tonight's episode of RAW!)...HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME, PRINCESS!!! (blows a kiss to Gail Kim and struts off gracefully)
Anonymous says:
Vince: Tonight, for the tag team title. The Rock and Hulk Hogan vs.... Rumble and Frenzy!
Rumble: No one calls our pop ugly!
Frenzy: Yeah let's kick noogie.
Hulk: WWE stars, UNITE!
Behold! Finsher Move!
Rumble and Frenzy: ----.
Anonymous says:
Ok ok, so the XFL dind't fly.. how about... the WWTF world Wrestling Transformers huh? HUH?!
apex says:
"This wasnt ment to be a tag team match, but who am i to stop them! urm, urm, good luck Starscream"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vince turns slowly toward a towering Unicron giving the patented 'Vince' GULP!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"DAMMIT I'M VINCENT KENNEDY McMAHON HOW DARE YOU THREATEN ME I'VE GOT BALLS THE SIZE OF CYBERTRONS MOONS!"
Optimus Primevil says:
Tonight in this very ring GRIMLOCK VS THUNDERWING, for the matrix of leadership!!!
Optimus Primevil says:
Vince: "Let me just say that the decepticons are the biggest loads of-" Music: "Instruments of destruction!" Vince: "Oh crap."
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Anonymous says:
Eventually, the Decepticons gave up on trying to enslave all of humanity, and settled for enslaving a bunch of rednecks who had come to see a WWE match. There was surprisingly little opposition to this.
USDA Prime says:
Vince: "Let me just say the you Autobots are the biggest loads of-" Music: "YOU GOT THE TOUCH!" Vince: "Oh crap."
pcwmase says:
Vince McMahon - "After putting on some of the worst shows in history I have decided to do the one thing that could save my business. BRING BACK THE 80's!!!"
Anonymous says:
Vince -- "Megatron destroyed the XFL....it's all his fault !!"
Optimus Primevil says:
Tonight at this very ring, I present to you GOLDBERG vs BROCK LESNAR vs GRIMLOCK!!!
Anonymous says:
And the Autobots failed to stop the Vince McMahon.
Vince: That's right, read my lips, Autoboobs, you're
fired!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkFire says:
Okay Galvatron we split the profits right down the middle. Just please not hurt me.
Anonymous says:
After discovering that Weirdwolf an Stranglehold are avid wrestlers, Vince McMahon immidiatly tried to get them in the WWE. Vince hasn't been heard of since...
Anonymous says:
Hasbro introduces its worst figure yet -- Pretender Vince McMahon -- with Wheelie inside!
Anonymous says:
"You're the biggest dork at a WRESTLING show! Congradulations!"
Anonymous says:
Announcer: Tonight on WWE: Huffer versus Bruticus, answering the age-old question: whatever happened to Huffer?
Anonymous says:
Wow...I see we have quite a few Transformers fans in the house tonight!
Anonymous says:
Eh hem... Is this thing on??? Testing... 123... Ahh Yes:D welcome all to the Annual competion held here on Planet seibertron. HUMANS VS. BIG ROBOT PEOPLE XXVI. And now I send to the ring... Megatron, the kind fun loving creature of this planet who loves t
Anonymous says:
Vince: I'd like to introduce the new ceo of the WWE... Megatron. Megatron: Thank You Leader 1.
Anonymous says:
VINCE: After billions of dollars on preparation and promotion, WWE is proud to bring you the greatest grudge match in history, the one the fans have cried for and debated about for years. Live, tonight only, with no rules, MEGATRON VS. GALVATRON.
Yet thi
AutobotJazz says:
Tonight's World Heavyweight Championship match will be the champion, HHH, versus the challenger, Wheelie!
JosephusPrime says:
todays title fight, is megatron versus... all the other wrestlers. and to make the match fair, megs is removing his cannon. shud b 1 he11 of a fight. a number of puny humans against a robot the size of a house. bookies oddson megatron are great, 1-1
PlasmaRadio says:
Vince McMahon: "Why is that guy always following me?" Decepticon Guy: "Woo! Vince McMegatron!"
Anonymous says:
We've got a very special fight tonight on RAW....Megatron of the famed Decepticons versus Cy-kil of the Go-bots!!! The loser of this match shall get smacked around by the Autobot Bumblebee directly after the match...
Ironhidensh says:
Tonight... in this...very ring, its HELL IN A CELL!!!! Soundwave vs. Shockwave. we will finally find out who is the bigger suck up!
Aernaroth says:
Many of the less honest players had to rethink their strategies after the decepticons joined the WWE, as an aluminum folding chair does jack on a 30 foot tall steel robot.
Slappyfrog says:
I'm all for Unicron using battles to power himself up, but this is just ridiculous.
Sideswipe says:
Vince MacMahon was pleased he finally had the backing to beat Stone Cold, with the evil Decipticon, Microdeath!
Shadow says:
Let's have a clean fight; no hitting below the belt, no poking in the eye, no disintegrations. Got it? Good. *serveral laser blasts* ouch.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vince spends alot of money,and time bringing Megatron to the WWE.A feud between Megatron and Triple H builds to a climax at Wrestlemania.Now as we all know Megatron should win this match,but Triple H wins keeping his title not really a suprise after all M
RobertXPerez says:
Vince:Now the new undisputed WWE champion let's here it for Megatron.M:Shut up you fool.
Anonymous says:
At last the truth is revealed...the entire TRANSFORMERS franchise is rigged: no robots have ever died, and they're all sitting in their luxury suites in Beverly Hills counting the money from their merchandising deals...
Anonymous says:
Vince: Tonight on the new WWT we will be having Triple H VS Megatron for the Wolrd Heavy Weight title. And for the womens title, Arcee VS Trish Stratus.
King: Alright JR, we're gonna see Puppies!!
Anonymous says:
Vince: As you all know, we've been planning on hiring new and more exciting wrestlers.....Crowd Boos...Vince: SHUT UP DAMMIT!!!! Anyway, as I was saying with these new changes, we are again changing the company name too.....drumroll please....W-
Anonymous says:
Most of you knew me as Megatron, but the truth is... I'M VINCE MCMAHON, DAMMIT!
Anonymous says:
I am really megatron in disguise and the wwe in is really a cover for the decpticon to drain earth of all it is resoucres
Anonymous says:
moves like the rock bottom and the stone cold stunner were obsolete after the decepticons joined the WWE. A fusion cannon beats a flying elbow any day
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vince announces that Brock Lessner is really a Decepticon Pretender shell hence is inhuman size.Oh and Spike Dudley is really Spike from G1,but now he's just a Minicon for the Dudley Boyz.
Anonymous says:
Realising Galvatron may be the only one more evil than him in the Universe, Vince holds a press conference challenging Galvatron at the next Pay-Per-View
Anonymous says:
Vince: "After defeating Trish, Victoria and Molly,... I present to you the new champion; JAZZ!!!"
*A white Porsche 935 Turbo marked with the number 4 and Autobot logo, starts to drive down the isle*
Anonymous says:
Vince: "I'm Vince McMahon! Dammit! All you people can just kiss my..."
Music plays: "Time to play the game. Time to play the Tatakai Game!"
Anonymous says:
As evil as Vince was, Megatron passed him up at the honorary decepticon meeting.
Anonymous says:
Learning their lesson after the last time Vince turned out to be the higest evil in the galaxy, the fans don't believe for one second that he supports the Autobots.
Anonymous says:
After looking in the crowd, Vince wonders if the Decepticons would be good allies for world domination or rigging a main event.
Anonymous says:
What deception? Of course its fake! You think I know what I'm doing? Wha..? OH DECPTICON! I thought you
were commenting on our fighting!
Anonymous says:
Vince:... and now I would like to introduce a real champion, one who exhibits true ruthless agression! Please welcome, Megatron!
Starscream: @$$hole! @$$hole!
Anonymous says:
Crowd Chanting: "Vince loves Screamer!" Vince loves Screamer!
Vince: SHUT UP, DAMMIT!!!
galvanostril says:
no, megatron vs. stone cold was not rigged, megatron had a right to use that chair!
