Captions by Warpath

And I thought the Hulk Hogan vs Vince McMahon thing went to far.

I wondr if they give that peeping sound if I squeeze their engines

Girl: a man if only they had one of those transforming vibrating things with them
Grandmother: maybe you will one for your birthday this year.

Let me show you the new way to give eachother head.

If you two want to be alone all you had to do was ask me

Ratchet: I´m telling you Prime, I won´t let you go any further till I get my rase.
Optimus: Rase this you fool (runs him over

Sideswipe:If we take him here nobody will notice.
Sunstreaker: Yeah it´ll be fun abusing old megs!

Yeeeeeeeeehhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, ride´m Shockwave!!

Starscream: I got you Shockwave.
Shockwave (with high voice): Too bad i didnt land on your wings though. ooowwwie

Mirage: Man the things they throw out planes these days

Hey I´d never noticed that thing on the ceiling before

Listen Starscream, The inside of my head is even less then that of the Dinobots

Hic affffter thisssshh one iii hic iiiim going to desssstroy hic thosssse ac-c-c-curssssivvvved Auto hic Autobotsssh hic

Skullgrin: Are you guys thinking what i´m thinking?
Submarauder: Yeah but it would be awfully difficult to move an entire planet all by yourself!!

wwwhhoooaaa ssshhh************tt pier dead aahhhheeeeeaaaaadddd!!!!!

Blurr Shut the f*ck up!!