The Energon Pub

by **UFO** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:29 am

The Happy Locust wrote:Congratulations. Now we just need to find you a bride.

But...but....I wanna pony!
*Lays on ground and throws temper tantrum*

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:34 am

Sonic wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Congratulations. Now we just need to find you a bride.

But...but....I wanna pony!
*Lays on ground and throws temper tantrum*

We have ways around this. BREAK'S OVER!

*Dozens of construction workers drive heavy machinery into the area. Within minutes a huge complex is built and in the center is a Sonic-shaped mound of concrete.*

BREAKTIME!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:41 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Congratulations. Now we just need to find you a bride.

But...but....I wanna pony!
*Lays on ground and throws temper tantrum*

We have ways around this. BREAK'S OVER!

*Dozens of construction workers drive heavy machinery into the area. Within minutes a huge complex is built and in the center is a Sonic-shaped mound of concrete.*

BREAKTIME!

breaks every 5 minutes... what a great union.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:55 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Congratulations. Now we just need to find you a bride.

But...but....I wanna pony!
*Lays on ground and throws temper tantrum*

We have ways around this. BREAK'S OVER!

*Dozens of construction workers drive heavy machinery into the area. Within minutes a huge complex is built and in the center is a Sonic-shaped mound of concrete.*

BREAKTIME!

breaks every 5 minutes... what a great union.

Don't forget the kickass union tattoo. You get Halo's boot-print stamped on your ass.

by **UFO** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:32 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Congratulations. Now we just need to find you a bride.

But...but....I wanna pony!
*Lays on ground and throws temper tantrum*

We have ways around this. BREAK'S OVER!

*Dozens of construction workers drive heavy machinery into the area. Within minutes a huge complex is built and in the center is a Sonic-shaped mound of concrete.*

BREAKTIME!

breaks every 5 minutes... what a great union.

Don't forget the kickass union tattoo. You get Halo's boot-print stamped on your ass.

Mffff! Fffff! Gmmmm!
*What? I'm layered in concrete.*

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:18 am

The Happy Locust wrote:Don't forget the kickass union tattoo. You get Halo's boot-print stamped on your ass.

I like it rough.

by **UFO** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:34 am

83457W422102 wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Don't forget the kickass union tattoo. You get Halo's boot-print stamped on your ass.

I like it rough.

Mmm. Sounds sexy.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:51 pm

Sonic wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Congratulations. Now we just need to find you a bride.

But...but....I wanna pony!
*Lays on ground and throws temper tantrum*

We have ways around this. BREAK'S OVER!

*Dozens of construction workers drive heavy machinery into the area. Within minutes a huge complex is built and in the center is a Sonic-shaped mound of concrete.*

BREAKTIME!

breaks every 5 minutes... what a great union.

Don't forget the kickass union tattoo. You get Halo's boot-print stamped on your ass.

Mffff! Fffff! Gmmmm!
*What? I'm layered in concrete.*

Don't worry I'll get you out. *starts stacking the C4*

Is 20 pounds excessive? :-?

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:58 pm

You can shoot C4 and hit it with a hammer and it won't go off, but using your cellphone from a safe distance, however...

I know this because Tyler knows this.

by **UFO** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:50 pm

83457W422102 wrote:You can shoot C4 and hit it with a hammer and it won't go off, but using your cellphone from a safe distance, however...

I know this because Tyler knows this.

*Does the Family Guy clip-complain again*
This is worse that the time that I swallowed a hand grenade for a cult...

*Gulp*

*BOOM!*

Monk: O now great 'holy one'....Would you like a Band-Aid?

by **Halo** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:06 pm

Sonic wrote:
83457W422102 wrote:You can shoot C4 and hit it with a hammer and it won't go off, but using your cellphone from a safe distance, however...

I know this because Tyler knows this.

*Does the Family Guy clip-complain again*
This is worse that the time that I swallowed a hand grenade for a cult...

*Gulp*

*BOOM!*

Monk: O now great 'holy one'....Would you like a Band-Aid?

I'm the only Holy One around here.

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:19 pm

Halo wrote:
Sonic wrote:
83457W422102 wrote:You can shoot C4 and hit it with a hammer and it won't go off, but using your cellphone from a safe distance, however...

I know this because Tyler knows this.

*Does the Family Guy clip-complain again*
This is worse that the time that I swallowed a hand grenade for a cult...

*Gulp*

*BOOM!*

Monk: O now great 'holy one'....Would you like a Band-Aid?

I'm the only Holy One around here.

OH SHIII-
You've awoken her! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:41 pm

I fear not Halo's wrath for I fear not Death! Plus I hear things shake when a girls' mad at you.

*a flying boot hits Locust's head from the side and leaves a mark clean through to the other side*

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:44 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:Plus I hear things shake when a girls' mad at you.

The walls will shake rather than a bed if you keep pissing her off at this rate.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:50 pm

83457W422102 wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Plus I hear things shake when a girls' mad at you.

The walls will shake rather than a bed if you keep pissing her off at this rate.

Shh... there's a method here.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:30 pm

Halo wrote:
Sonic wrote:
83457W422102 wrote:You can shoot C4 and hit it with a hammer and it won't go off, but using your cellphone from a safe distance, however...

I know this because Tyler knows this.

*Does the Family Guy clip-complain again*
This is worse that the time that I swallowed a hand grenade for a cult...

*Gulp*

*BOOM!*

Monk: O now great 'holy one'....Would you like a Band-Aid?

I'm the only Holy One around here.

Yes mighy one. *leaves offering of cookies behind him*

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:58 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Sonic wrote:
83457W422102 wrote:You can shoot C4 and hit it with a hammer and it won't go off, but using your cellphone from a safe distance, however...

I know this because Tyler knows this.

*Does the Family Guy clip-complain again*
This is worse that the time that I swallowed a hand grenade for a cult...

*Gulp*

*BOOM!*

Monk: O now great 'holy one'....Would you like a Band-Aid?

I'm the only Holy One around here.

Yes mighy one. *leaves offering of cookies behind him*

*fashions Shadowman-foot-shaped stampers and steals cookies, leaving a trail of crumbs and false footprints leading to the passed-out Shadowman*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:40 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Sonic wrote:
83457W422102 wrote:You can shoot C4 and hit it with a hammer and it won't go off, but using your cellphone from a safe distance, however...

I know this because Tyler knows this.

*Does the Family Guy clip-complain again*
This is worse that the time that I swallowed a hand grenade for a cult...

*Gulp*

*BOOM!*

Monk: O now great 'holy one'....Would you like a Band-Aid?

I'm the only Holy One around here.

Yes mighy one. *leaves offering of cookies behind him*

*fashions Shadowman-foot-shaped stampers and steals cookies, leaving a trail of crumbs and false footprints leading to the passed-out Shadowman*

I stashed my... stash on him while I was running from the federales.

by **UFO** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:57 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Sonic wrote:
83457W422102 wrote:You can shoot C4 and hit it with a hammer and it won't go off, but using your cellphone from a safe distance, however...

I know this because Tyler knows this.

*Does the Family Guy clip-complain again*
This is worse that the time that I swallowed a hand grenade for a cult...

*Gulp*

*BOOM!*

Monk: O now great 'holy one'....Would you like a Band-Aid?

I'm the only Holy One around here.

Yes mighy one. *leaves offering of cookies behind him*

*fashions Shadowman-foot-shaped stampers and steals cookies, leaving a trail of crumbs and false footprints leading to the passed-out Shadowman*

I stashed my... stash on him while I was running from the federales.

I ate mine...all 37 dozen of them...oh...my stomach...

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:25 am

I pretty much determined that if you take equal parts, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, The Master Chief, God, and Bugs Bunny it makes Halo.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:31 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:I pretty much determined that if you take equal parts, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, The Master Chief, God, and Bugs Bunny it makes Halo.

you forgot satan the 40 pounds of awesomeness.

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:06 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Rodimus Lantern wrote:I pretty much determined that if you take equal parts, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, The Master Chief, God, and Bugs Bunny it makes Halo.

you forgot satan the 40 pounds of awesomeness.

You guys are awsome.

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:09 pm

Halo wrote:You guys are awsome.

Love you too.

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:11 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Rodimus Lantern wrote:I pretty much determined that if you take equal parts, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, The Master Chief, God, and Bugs Bunny it makes Halo.

you forgot satan the 40 pounds of awesomeness.

I said Bugs Bunny...

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:13 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Rodimus Lantern wrote:I pretty much determined that if you take equal parts, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, The Master Chief, God, and Bugs Bunny it makes Halo.

you forgot satan the 40 pounds of awesomeness.

I said Bugs Bunny...

I love Bugs Bunny...