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wingdarkness wrote:Now step up...Let us have our first REAL WORDS...
karellan wrote:Ebert is just one of those people who can't enjoy a movie that isn't good. I like lots of movies that I know are crap (Evil Dead 2, Cabin Boy, Duel to the Death, etc.).
Burn wrote:If you're depressed over a movie, you might wanna take a step back and re-analyse your priorities in life.
Caelus wrote:Breaking art down quantitatively reduces it to meaningless data, so really, quantitative research regarding art at anything other than the neurological level is absurd.
But, that said, with out quantitative, controlled, experimental research to support our conclusion, nothing we "know" about art is actually certain, and no one can be considered more correct in their opinions than anyone else.
Caelus wrote:Yeah... scientific research that yields purely observational, correlational, and qualitative results is bad science. You can't draw hard conclusions from it. Good enough for Cosmo maybe, but it doesn't get the space shuttle in orbit.
Thanks for pointing out that the rigor applied by members of your field is at its best on par with that applied in my field at its worst.
Caelus wrote:By your definition of quality, a definition which is contingent on an inflated estimation of that definition's validity.
Is this really that hard to understand?
Caelus wrote:Furthermore, you still haven't provided me with any evidence of solid conclusions, hard facts which define or describe artistic quality based on methodologically sound research. Nothing that establishes that the grounds for analysis, the basis for distinguishing between good and bad can be definitively tied to real properties of the art.
Caelus wrote:First, agreeing that there were a lot of mistakes doesn't equate to agreeing to a holistic judgment of the movie's quality.
Caelus wrote:Second, individuals who like a movie, but seem compelled to deem it "bad" in spite of this are likely using the same fractured definition of artistic quality you are, the same definition I reject.
Caelus wrote:All that tells you is everyone in a similar group of people was measuring the same thing. It does not tell you what they were measuring, or how valid their measurement is.
Caelus wrote:Also, you aren't using a random sample, so obviously your results are going to be wildly skewed.
Caelus wrote:Just because you are making two separate judgments and calling one "quality" doesn't make you objective.
Caelus wrote:Not necessarily. You are making subjective evaluations, but you refuse to acknowledge it, and so continue to endorse faulty definitions of quality even when logic refutes the validity of those definitions.
Caelus wrote:1) There are no objective criteria for creative work, as evidenced by your failure to cite research which logically and quantitatively defines and validates the criteria used.
First Gen wrote:Why do I have to enjoy it? Why must I settle for this? Don't I, don't YOU, deserve better?
Jeysie wrote:Burn wrote:If you're depressed over a movie, you might wanna take a step back and re-analyse your priorities in life.
More like depressed over the mentality of people who prefer to shut their brains off and accept the lowest common denominator because expecting more gets you labelled as an elitist snob.
Counterpunch wrote:wingdarkness wrote:Now step up...Let us have our first REAL WORDS...
Knock off the provocation.
Jeysie wrote:Burn wrote:If you're depressed over a movie, you might wanna take a step back and re-analyse your priorities in life.
More like depressed over the mentality of people who prefer to shut their brains off and accept the lowest common denominator because expecting more gets you labelled as an elitist snob.
DreadwindsGhost wrote:You don't have to enjoy it - don't watch it.
You don't have to settle for it - don't watch the film, or buy the toys.
DreadwindsGhost wrote:Neither you, or I, or anyone else *deserve* better - I for one am getting sick and tired of the attitude that we as Transformers fans 'deserve' anything. Hasbro is a corporation, that makes Transformers to make a profit. Nothing more, nothing less. The moment Transformers becomes unprofitable, they'll pull the plug and move onto the next toyline. They owe us as fans absolutely nothing at all.
DreadwindsGhost wrote:As far as Ebert's dislike of the movie goes, who cares? It's up to people whether they like the movie or not, just because one man who gets paid to have opinions doesn't like it makes no difference to me one way or the other.
Delicon wrote:Counterpunch wrote:Slightly off-topic...
Good to see you here GB.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, actually.
DreadwindsGhost wrote:You don't have to enjoy it - don't watch it.
You don't have to settle for it - don't watch the film, or buy the toys.
Burn wrote:If you're upset that you or other people who share your opinion are being labelled elitist snobs then please cite an example for the Mods and Admins to deal with.
Counterpunch wrote:As much as anyone who is going to pretend the film has no flaws is at fault, so are you for allowing essentially small problems with the film to destroy all enjoyment of it and site it as 'a lowest common denominator'.
Counterpunch wrote:It's not that the criticisms of those shows/films are invalid but rather that the sense of calamity for 'Transformers' as a whole, whenever a new media is introduced, should be noted as entirely unjustified.
First Gen wrote:DreadwindsGhost wrote:Neither you, or I, or anyone else *deserve* better - I for one am getting sick and tired of the attitude that we as Transformers fans 'deserve' anything. Hasbro is a corporation, that makes Transformers to make a profit. Nothing more, nothing less. The moment Transformers becomes unprofitable, they'll pull the plug and move onto the next toyline. They owe us as fans absolutely nothing at all.
25 Years, Multiple lines of figures, numerous OTFCC/ Botcon panels by HASBRO and most of this site are in complete disagreement with what you said. But hey if that's how you feel, good for you.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Jeysie wrote:You don't have to settle for it - don't watch the film, or buy the toys.
G.B. Blackrock wrote:Jeysie wrote:Except that there's some of us who very much enjoy the thought of a TF film and would like to get to watch a good one. So it's either miss out on something we might otherwise enjoy if it was done well, or settle for a crappy story just to get to have a TF movie.
Quoted for emphasis.
Counterpunch wrote:G.B. Blackrock wrote:Jeysie wrote:Except that there's some of us who very much enjoy the thought of a TF film and would like to get to watch a good one. So it's either miss out on something we might otherwise enjoy if it was done well, or settle for a crappy story just to get to have a TF movie.
Quoted for emphasis.
To throw in a bit more on this line of thought, the writers, Bay, and Hasbro have all commented on how hard it was to have this idea 'get over' in Hollywood. While we look at the fiction in a serious manner, Hollywood (Michael Bay as well, at first), still saw the concept as a toy commercial pitch.
Imagine trying to show off G1 cartoon episodes or comics to your Grandfather and explaining emphatically that this will make for a great movie. Even if they take that idea seriously, they're going to have a hard time taking the established fiction seriously. I think this issue is quickly dismissed by a lot of fans, but that it has some serious merit when accounting for why the films are the way that they are.
I think in some ways, we ARE lucky to get any kind of live action TF film that even tilts towards seriousness.
Counterpunch wrote:G.B. Blackrock wrote:Jeysie wrote:Except that there's some of us who very much enjoy the thought of a TF film and would like to get to watch a good one. So it's either miss out on something we might otherwise enjoy if it was done well, or settle for a crappy story just to get to have a TF movie.
Quoted for emphasis.
To throw in a bit more on this line of thought, the writers, Bay, and Hasbro have all commented on how hard it was to have this idea 'get over' in Hollywood. While we look at the fiction in a serious manner, Hollywood (Michael Bay as well, at first), still saw the concept as a toy commercial pitch.
Imagine trying to show off G1 cartoon episodes or comics to your Grandfather and explaining emphatically that this will make for a great movie. Even if they take that idea seriously, they're going to have a hard time taking the established fiction seriously. I think this issue is quickly dismissed by a lot of fans, but that it has some serious merit when accounting for why the films are the way that they are.
I think in some ways, we ARE lucky to get any kind of live action TF film that even tilts towards seriousness.
First Gen wrote:Counterpunch wrote:G.B. Blackrock wrote:Jeysie wrote:Except that there's some of us who very much enjoy the thought of a TF film and would like to get to watch a good one. So it's either miss out on something we might otherwise enjoy if it was done well, or settle for a crappy story just to get to have a TF movie.
Quoted for emphasis.
To throw in a bit more on this line of thought, the writers, Bay, and Hasbro have all commented on how hard it was to have this idea 'get over' in Hollywood. While we look at the fiction in a serious manner, Hollywood (Michael Bay as well, at first), still saw the concept as a toy commercial pitch.
Imagine trying to show off G1 cartoon episodes or comics to your Grandfather and explaining emphatically that this will make for a great movie. Even if they take that idea seriously, they're going to have a hard time taking the established fiction seriously. I think this issue is quickly dismissed by a lot of fans, but that it has some serious merit when accounting for why the films are the way that they are.
I think in some ways, we ARE lucky to get any kind of live action TF film that even tilts towards seriousness.
C'mon CP, really?
Pluto Nash? Norbert? The Evil Dead Trilogy? All these are pretty ridiculous pitches but were made movies and liked by many.
Counterpunch wrote:Yo...Eddie Murphey has serious Hollywood clout. His contracts probably require that he is either in or is guaranteed so many films per year.
Evil Dead isn't in the mainstream Hollywood structure of commercial push.
When Hasbro talks about sending Michael Bay to 'Transformers School', what they essentially did was spend a week or two (whatever it was) saying, "Seriously. This is more than a toy-line sales pitch. This franchise has legs." Studios were like,...robots and emotion? no romantic angle? primary audience of 4-12 year old boys?...and you need how many millions to get started?
Kid related properties are either very, very hard to push or are Disney-esq in their creation. Just look for the Ender's Game movie and the absolute garbage that Orson Scott Card has had to go through in order to get it even close to creation. Even he had to settle on telling both Ender's story and Bean's story at the same time to make it relatable. Otherwise, we would have had a film about a 15 year old Ender and his love interest.
nolaK-Kalon wrote:what is really funny is this made the front page. Rodger isn't praising this site he is pointing out it is part of the problem he sees with the movie
First Gen wrote:nolaK-Kalon wrote:what is really funny is this made the front page. Rodger isn't praising this site he is pointing out it is part of the problem he sees with the movie
Mind showing us where you see that?
Jeysie wrote:Caelus wrote:I do not believe there is any empirically valid objective criterion for delineating a good movie from a bad movie.
Yes, there are. There are many, many criteria for telling good acting, good plot constructions, good characterization, good dialogue, good scene blocking, etc. Just like we can look at a random crayon scribble and call it not good art, there are many things you can look at to say whether a story or film is good or not.
Otherwise, there's no point in creative people trying to analyze their weaknesses, study technique, and try to improve their craft at all, because no matter what level you're at it's good as long as someone liked it, and anyone who tries to critique you means they're an elitist snob imposing their "subjective opinion" on you. Sorry, I don't buy it.
I have plenty of things I know are bad from a quality level that I think are fun anyway because they manage to get right some aspect I enjoy. Conversely, there are things I recognize as being well-crafted that I don't like just because the subject matter or type of plot isn't my cup of tea.
A mother may love her child's random scribble because it came from her child as a gesture of love, but that still doesn't make it good in terms of quality. If the kid ever wants to become an artist, they are probably going to learn to do better than random scribbling, because there is such a thing as objective quality.
Whether I like something or not says nothing about quality and everything about my own personal tastes. If people like something even though it's bad, that's fine. But we shouldn't be claiming that something poorly made is somehow "good" just because some people like it. I can accept that people enjoyed the movie. But you're just not going to sell me on the thought that the fact that people liked the movie somehow makes juvenile humor, gratuitous sexiness & swearing, non-existent characterization for many of the characters, deux ex machina plotting, etc. "good" writing from a quality perspective.
I'm tired of having to put up with so much poor writing because people don't care about the quality of writing so long as it's "fun", or make the mistake of equating "good" with "I had fun". You can have fun/enjoyment and good storytelling at the same time; the two are not mutually opposed.
First Gen wrote:Counterpunch wrote:G.B. Blackrock wrote:Jeysie wrote:Except that there's some of us who very much enjoy the thought of a TF film and would like to get to watch a good one. So it's either miss out on something we might otherwise enjoy if it was done well, or settle for a crappy story just to get to have a TF movie.
Quoted for emphasis.
To throw in a bit more on this line of thought, the writers, Bay, and Hasbro have all commented on how hard it was to have this idea 'get over' in Hollywood. While we look at the fiction in a serious manner, Hollywood (Michael Bay as well, at first), still saw the concept as a toy commercial pitch.
Imagine trying to show off G1 cartoon episodes or comics to your Grandfather and explaining emphatically that this will make for a great movie. Even if they take that idea seriously, they're going to have a hard time taking the established fiction seriously. I think this issue is quickly dismissed by a lot of fans, but that it has some serious merit when accounting for why the films are the way that they are.
I think in some ways, we ARE lucky to get any kind of live action TF film that even tilts towards seriousness.
C'mon CP, really?
Pluto Nash? Norbert? The Evil Dead Trilogy? All these are pretty ridiculous pitches but were made movies and liked by many.
Magnus_Rex wrote:First Gen wrote:C'mon CP, really?
Pluto Nash? Norbert? The Evil Dead Trilogy? All these are pretty ridiculous pitches but were made movies and liked by many.
WHOA!!! hold on a second... There was someone who actually liked Pluto Nash? I didn't think it was in the theaters or on the $5 rack long enough to have a following.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
First Gen wrote:Counterpunch wrote:First Gen wrote:I think the fact some of us are overlooking is the fact that the story for the movie sucked Devastators wrecking balls and thats what Ebert is saying.
If you try to argue with me that the story was good I won't respond cause you obviously have no idea was a story is to begin with.
If you liked the film, good for you. I didn't. But as I've stated before, I'm a reader and I enjoy stories very much. If a book has to have pictures in it to hold your interest, I don't want it.
Wow.
This is pretty insulting right here.
No its not. No ones arguing that the story was good, even those who liked the film. The whole point of this argument is the bad story that was bashed together with the incredible action.
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