The Energon Pub

by **Vile MK III** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:14 am

I found Alternators Rumble and Ravage at Wal-Mart yesturday. But only had enuf' to buy one, so I got Rumble. So, does any one know how to open up the package with totally destroying it? ...My ALT. Tracks lives in a crappy home. lol

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:19 am

Vile MK III wrote:I found Alternators Rumble and Ravage at Wal-Mart yesturday. But only had enuf' to buy one, so I got Rumble. So, does any one know how to open up the package with totally destroying it? ...My ALT. Tracks lives in a crappy home. lol

You have to toss it in the air and yell, "RUMBLE, Eject!" really loud in a public place.

by **BrandonCDN** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:22 am

I normally just used an exacto knife and cut around the base, above where its glued down, all my alternator bubble packages are in tact and look good when the car is back in them...

by **Dagon** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:28 am

I like Counterpunchs' idea better.

News Credits: 11 · by **kirbenvost** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:31 pm

Yeah, exacto knife. But Counterpunch's idea sounds mighty fun. :mrgreen:

Ah, TF's in public places... Reminds me of last weekend. I was in the mall, I started to Transform an RiD Prowl into car mode, because I'd bought it in robot mode and it would fit better in my bag...

*Three girls come up, poke at the tranformer and giggle...*

Girl: "What's that?"

Me: "A Transformer. I collect them. Pretty geeky, eh?"

Girl: "Cool. What's your name?"

Me: (thinking) "Okay, they're not mocking me..." *introduces self*

*Girls introduce selves* "I want a hug." "Me too!" "I'm not retarded, I swear!"

Me: "Okay.....Well, I know you're not crazy, you just look like you're in high school. I'm not, by the way. You still want that hug?"

Girl: "Sure!"

Me: *shrug* "Ah, what the hell. Okay." *hugs girls*

Girls: "Thank you!"

Me: "Yay, hugs from random people."

Girls: "Okay, well...we're, uh...gonna go to Toys'R'Us now, bye!"

"Okay, nice meeting you..."

*girls head off towards toy store, but not before riding on the children's coin-operated merry-go-round*

So, TF's in public places: conversation starters or invitation for weird people and embarassment? You be the judge. At least I can take comfort in the fact that those girls are probably weirder than me.

Sorry for hijacking your thread. I just thought I'd relate a weird story.

I need to find me an Alt-Ravage. I find him to be the much better one of the pair.

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:21 pm

Let me tell you how this would have happened with me in it.

My revisions will be in red.

kirbenvost wrote:
*Three girls come up, poke at the tranformer and giggle...*

Girl: "What's that?"

Me: "A Transformer. I collect them. Pretty geeky, eh?"

Girl: "Cool. What's your name?"

Me: (thinking) "Okay, they're not mocking me..." *introduces self*

*Girls introduce selves* "I want a hug." "Me too!" "I'm not retarded, I swear!"

Me: "Okay.....Well, I know you're not crazy, you just look like you're in high school. I'm not, by the way. You still want that hug?"

Girl: "Sure!"

Me: That will be $5.

Girls: "Thank you!"

Me: "Yay, hugs from random people."

Girls: "Okay, well...we're, uh...gonna go to Toys'R'Us now, bye!"

"Okay, nice meeting you..."

*girls head off towards toy store, but not before riding on the children's coin-operated merry-go-round*

That's how I roll yo.

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:32 pm

Counterpunch wrote:Let me tell you how this would have happened with me in it.

My revisions will be in red.

kirbenvost wrote:
*Three girls come up, poke at the tranformer and giggle...*

Girl: "What's that?"

Me: "A Transformer. I collect them. Pretty geeky, eh?"

Girl: "Cool. What's your name?"

Me: (thinking) "Okay, they're not mocking me..." *introduces self*

*Girls introduce selves* "I want a hug." "Me too!" "I'm not retarded, I swear!"

Me: "Okay.....Well, I know you're not crazy, you just look like you're in high school. I'm not, by the way. You still want that hug?"

Girl: "Sure!"

Me: That will be $5.

Girls: "Thank you!"

Me: "Yay, hugs from random people."

Girls: "Okay, well...we're, uh...gonna go to Toys'R'Us now, bye!"

"Okay, nice meeting you..."

*girls head off towards toy store, but not before riding on the children's coin-operated merry-go-round*

That's how I roll yo.

And thats why you are telling us how you roll in a tformers site instead of rolling

News Credits: 11 · by **kirbenvost** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:34 pm

Haha, you're such a man-whore, Counterpunch.

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:53 pm

kirbenvost wrote:Haha, you're such a man-whore, Counterpunch.

Before I got with my lady (like 5+ years ago...), I really was.

But those vulgar stories of fast cars and loose women (or was it loose cars and fast women?) are best told over beer at Botcon.

News Credits: 11 · by **kirbenvost** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:57 pm

Haha, I see.

It's a crying shame I will not be attending.

Like Exulted Unicron on Facebook · by **Exulted Unicron** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:40 pm

curse Hasbro and its fiendish traps to keep their transformers trapped in their plastic prisons

by **Swerve** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:57 pm

Counterpunch wrote:
kirbenvost wrote:Haha, you're such a man-whore, Counterpunch.

Before I got with my lady (like 5+ years ago...), I really was.

But those vulgar stories of fast cars and loose women (or was it loose cars and fast women?) are best told over beer at Botcon.

Speaking of beer, when is Hasbro going to release the Decepticon Kegatron with minicon Tap? They're supposed to be a full size keg that can hold beer but transforms into a robot that wrecks Autobots then flees the scene.

News Credits: 11 · by **kirbenvost** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:16 pm

Mmmm, beer.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:21 pm

kirbenvost wrote:Mmmm, beer.

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Like Exulted Unicron on Facebook · by **Exulted Unicron** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:32 pm

Kegatron would be the most awesome transformer ever made if he ever became a reality

by **Vile MK III** » Tue May 15, 2007 7:48 pm

Thanks yall for the suggestions. Especially Counterpunchs, imma try that when I pick up Ravage. :grin:

Imma open Rumble as soon as American Idol is over. Any way, reading kirbenvost got me think about my TF in Public places. Maybe there should be a topic for those. :-?