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Call me immature, but Prime pooting when he transformed nearly killed me. And the rocket pack bit as well. Also, "Stop saying stupid sh*t, Spike". God, that guy is genius.

watch Shockwave's Burden on youtube.. man that one is priceless lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ItfWY3 ... ed&search=

Shockwave: "You will not escape the might of Shockwave!"
(Shockwave shoots at Skyfire, but destroys the door behind Skyfire)
Skyfire: "I can now. Thanks butthole!"

Moebius 1 wrote:watch Shockwave's Burden on youtube.. man that one is priceless lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ItfWY3 ... ed&search=

Shockwave: "You will not escape the might of Shockwave!"
(Shockwave shoots at Skyfire, but destroys the door behind Skyfire)
Skyfire: "I can now. Thanks butthole!"

*Ironhide freezes and breaks wall*

Shockwave: "What are you doing? This is my house you asshole."

BTW, nice avatar Moebius 1.

Shockwave's Burden is certainly the best of the bunch. Poor Shockwave.

I'm an idiot.

babylon queen wrote:I'm an idiot.

Okay.

somehow i feel sorry for Shockwave. he gets foulmouthed by everyone, he tells jokes to his automated security, and is ignored by Megs. and the worst thing: people ruining his house, rofl.

and, thanks for the avatar thing, pred


(man, i love seibertron.com, most cool forum i've ever been in, lol)

Predaprince wrote:

Dragonslayer wrote:

SeekerInAFakeMoustache wrote:I've said it once, and I'll say it again. The greatest line in the entirety of Transformers is that beautiful bastion of optimism, that sparkling beacon of hope towards the future:

"We're gonna die."

The reoccurring joke that's actually pretty funny.

So's this (at least I think so ):

"Yeeeeeesssssss..."

And then there's:

"Noooooooooo..."

BW Megatron: Yeeeeeeessssssssss.

Stephen Colbert: Nooooooooooooooo!

Kool-aid (burst through wall): Oh, yeahhhh.

"Thanks alot Wheeljack off!"-Huffer

I really wish Dr Smoov would do more with Jazz.

I can't even really decide which is the funniest. But everytime I hear Shockwave yell "You b*tches!" at the female autobots I always laugh out loud.

Obvious Prime wrote:

Predaprince wrote:

Dragonslayer wrote:

SeekerInAFakeMoustache wrote:I've said it once, and I'll say it again. The greatest line in the entirety of Transformers is that beautiful bastion of optimism, that sparkling beacon of hope towards the future:

"We're gonna die."

The reoccurring joke that's actually pretty funny.

So's this (at least I think so ):

"Yeeeeeesssssss..."

And then there's:

"Noooooooooo..."

BW Megatron: Yeeeeeeessssssssss.

Stephen Colbert: Nooooooooooooooo!

Kool-aid (burst through wall): Oh, yeahhhh.

"Thanks alot Wheeljack off!"-Huffer

Wow, I hadn't remembered writing that. It was five months ago.

Tell the truth, I don't even watch "The Colbert Report" hardly at all anymore even.

Ha.

So many good quotes but I can't think of any. DRSMOOV's vids are the greatest he needs to do more of them.

the characters I hope DRSMOOV could use in next vid:

Let Jazz have some more dialogue, as well as Ironhide (cause he rules)... base the vid on "Enter The Nightbird" episode, and make Cliffjumper the guest of laughable honor

if i am not mistaken, that ep is where everyone managed to jump over a cliff thingie, except Cliffjumper.

anyways:
MORE Jazz, Ironhide, and Grimlock.
Optimus Prime and Blaster going ghetto (as they were overfriendly against eachother in The Awakening of Optimus Prime)
Elita 1, and some of the other female Autobots;)

Most famous line in TF history is a G1 episode Search for Alpha Trion

megatron:female autobots excellent (lofl)

Megatron then decides to tell Optimus so this is what Optimus says

optimus:What!?
the way he says it is just funny lofl cracks me up every time

if anyone else has seen that they know what I mean.

I used to have What!? as my motto

"I regret everything, my dear" ~Rampage BW
"Nobody summons Megatron!"
"Then it pleases me to be the first"~Megatron and Unicron, TFTM
"Gotta hand it to you, Primal. When you screw up, you do it BIG time." DepthCharge BW
"You may have his name, but not his army" Ravage BW

DR Smoov=God

Insurgent wrote:This was Agenda pt1, so Tigatron was long gone. Rattrap is saying he knows a place on Cybertron about them mixing the right amount of fluids, then sees Cheetor looking, and whispers to Silverbolt

"And the servant bots are going around minus their toaster plates, if you know what I mean"

Silverbolt is disgusted and leaves, so Cheetor says

"Aw forget him. We can go to the six lasers over Cybertron amusment park."

He starts listing rides when Rattrap interrupts with the great line

"Kid. Don't make me hurt ya."


that theme park is a reference to teh real life theme park 6 lasers over (wherever the hell the place is called.)

GAH! Rattrap's a pervert!

G1

Cliffjumper in More Than Meets the Eye:
"I've got Megatron dead-center in my view finder!"

OR

Cliffjumper in The Ultimate Doom Pt 3:
"Look at Megatron! I'm going to blast the smile off his face-plate!!"

Skyfire:
"Butt out, DecptiBUMS!"


DRSMOOV:
Shockwaves Burden:
Starscream:
"Go ahead and tattle, and prove your nothing more than Megatrons little b*t*h!!" CLASSIC!

Chip:
"COURAGE!"

SOS Wheeljack:
Huffer:
"Hey Wheeljack, I bet REAL dinosaurs have metal skin too! haw haw"

Primes Rude Awakening:
"Give me back that F'n Matrix Immediately! You've run this organization into the ground, Hotrod"

technically speaking... Shockwave kinda always was Megatron's little bitch.

May have been said, cant be bothered reading though all 7 pages (read through 4) and I cant quote word for word, but its a G1 episode where Brawn says to Soundwave:

"You're nothing but a dip stick tape deck"

How very blunt. Ha

Also in that episode someone calls Megatron a giant talking trash can (or something similiar). Funny Funny.

Gotta love 80's insults.

Spike, in "The Girl Who Loved Powerglide":

"Well, there's a few things he can't do," after hearing machine-jinx girl Astoria gush over Powerglide and all the things he can do.

That's probably one of the most subtly funny things ever said in G1.

Starscream in "Make Tracks":

When firing down at Cosmos and someone else in the mall, he says "So long, suckaaaaaaaa!!" as only Starscream can. That was hilarious.

I'm surprised no one mentioned possibly the funniest thing Waspinator ever said:

"I said NO! Dragon-Bot command you, sub-commander Kiss-butt. Dragon-Bot not command Waspinator! Not any more! Waspinator sick of being evil! Sick of being Predacon! And Waspinator especially sick of getting blown to SCRAP ALL THE TIME! Soooooo, Waspinator quit! Hmmph! As of now! Which means Ant-Bot- and Two-Head- can just pucker their mandibles and plant big wet juicy one right on Waspinator's big . . . fat . . . STRIPY--"

and then Waspinator was blown to bits as usual, before he could finish that line.

Judge Deliberata wrote:Ghost In The Machine

Runamuck: Let me see your passes.

Starscream's Ghost: Passes? PASSES? I don't have to show you no stinking passes!

(later)

Galvatron: Well, all I have to say is...BLAAAAAAARGH!!!!! **Opens fire**

That Galvatron part was hilarious, if only because of how uncharacteristically calm Galvatron seemed until he got to that point. Then they cut into the insignia-flip segue right after that, which made it even better.

from the BW episode that introduces the human children jak and una...the name escapes me right now...while the preds were attacking the maximal base.

Megatron: Quickstrike, you may lead
Quickstrike: All right. Yeehaww!
Inferno: Royalty! Why was I not chosen?
Megatron: Because Inferno, when expecting booby traps...*Quickstrike is splattered by a giant fist* Always send the boob in first.

From Five Faces of Darkness: Part 2

Quintesson Judge: You are the Autobot called Kup. You are Cybertron's chief of security.
Kup: Nah, my name's Teaspoon. I'm Cybertron's chief dishwasher.

supreme_god_convoy_2005 wrote:From Five Faces of Darkness: Part 2

Quintesson Judge: You are the Autobot called Kup. You are Cybertron's chief of security.
Kup: Nah, my name's Teaspoon. I'm Cybertron's chief dishwasher.

Epic, by far Kup's golden answers
still... his stories own.

I love it when cheetor first becomes cheetor and says.."I'm a cheeta no ImCheetor "OPTIMUS:"Enteresting"CHEETOR:"Optimus its more than enteresting its spot on smooth its a crime."