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News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:00 am

Sorry, all of yous's iz wrong. This is teh bestest and strong femail character in ever. She strong than Wonderbra and She-Man put in one and real look up to for femenists.

She also stronger and more hotter than She-Man and Wonderbra and Sources in team.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:09 am

Dead Metal wrote:Sorry, all of yous's iz wrong. This is teh bestest and strong femail character in ever. She strong than Wonderbra and She-Man put in one and real look up to for femenists.

She also stronger and more hotter than She-Man and Wonderbra and Sources in team.

It's butt still is a typical female stereotype.

I'm still turned on, but it just takes longer to work it's magic.

I'm sorry, I tried to stay out of this, but I'm ONLY HUMAN DAMMIT.

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:36 am

duragrip wrote:I actually think He-man and The Sorceress were lovers. He was her champion, defending her and castle grayskull. She would naturally feel a romantic affection toward him being that he protects her. And I don't think every time she called to him "He-man, Come to Grayskull" it was always about business. I think they would make a good match because they have a psychic connection and they work as a team. They've been through a lot together. When He-man stands in front of the jawbridge and draws his sword saying, "I can't let you enter grayskull and learn its secrets," he is really protecting the The Sorceress. And the reason why villains want to get inside the castle is because they want to have relations with The Sorceress. The "Secret of Grayskull" is really a euphemism for The Sorceress'.......

Sorceress obsession! I knew it! You've got the hots for red heads turned avian magical guardian. That costume of the falcon is really hot. During the opening credits, when she transforms.......boy was she hot!

by **duragrip** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:52 pm

fenrir72 wrote:
duragrip wrote:I actually think He-man and The Sorceress were lovers. He was her champion, defending her and castle grayskull. She would naturally feel a romantic affection toward him being that he protects her. And I don't think every time she called to him "He-man, Come to Grayskull" it was always about business. I think they would make a good match because they have a psychic connection and they work as a team. They've been through a lot together. When He-man stands in front of the jawbridge and draws his sword saying, "I can't let you enter grayskull and learn its secrets," he is really protecting the The Sorceress. And the reason why villains want to get inside the castle is because they want to have relations with The Sorceress. The "Secret of Grayskull" is really a euphemism for The Sorceress'.......

Sorceress obsession! I knew it! You've got the hots for red heads turned avian magical guardian. That costume of the falcon is really hot. During the opening credits, when she transforms.......boy was she hot!

I also like her as Teela-na, ooh-la-la, in the episode "Origin of the Sorceress". She was so innocent, sweet, nieve, and virginal.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:23 pm

You know what's crazy, is that I'd have a lot more points to make if I wasn't totally convinced this was just a trolling attempt.

by **duragrip** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:21 pm

I want Mattel to relaunch the Filmation series 5 days a weeks, re-release the vintage line into retail stores and create a special Filmation toy line. That would revive MOTU and POP. They did not have to spend all that money on 200X and have it bomb. The Filmation cartoon could sell any He-man and She-ra toy line to kids today. They don't need to update it; the failures of New Adventures and 200X prove that. Mattel has Filmation rights now.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:41 pm

Shadowman wrote:You know what's crazy, is that I'd have a lot more points to make if I wasn't totally convinced this was just a trolling attempt.

I've told people to stop responding, but they just keep going.

I don't know whether to lock it, or just let the stupidity run rampant.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 4:22 pm

Well, the only reason I keep posting in these threads is because they're hilarious spam threads.

Both of them are like the old party forum, senseless, meaningless crap we can post senseless, meaningless crap in. And since both threads are still open and the troll OP still around I thought it was OK to use them as such.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:09 pm

Burn wrote:
Shadowman wrote:You know what's crazy, is that I'd have a lot more points to make if I wasn't totally convinced this was just a trolling attempt.

I've told people to stop responding, but they just keep going.

I don't know whether to lock it, or just let the stupidity run rampant.

Currently three threads by duragrip are turning in to off-topic spamfests now. You can lock them, but what is going to make that the next thread isn't going to be like that?

News Credits: 1350 · by **ZeroWolf** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 6:43 pm

I'm guilty in posting in them as well but I'm trying to believe that we can still have a reasonable debate and that he'll learn. Obviously this isn't happening, he clings to his opinion like fact.

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:55 pm

As I am also guilty but I did manage to get duragrip to admit that red heads are hotter than blonds. Adora may be hot but the Sorceress and Tee-La tops..........hands down :lol:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 8:56 pm

ZeroWolf wrote:I'm guilty in posting in them as well but I'm trying to believe that we can still have a reasonable debate and that he'll learn. Obviously this isn't happening, he clings to his opinion like fact.

That's the entire reason I swore off the Steam forums. Some people don't want to be dragged out of their twisted little world into the warm sunlight of reality.

by **duragrip** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 1:12 am

Sometimes fantasy is better than reality, as in the case of He-man, She-ra/Adora, The Sorceress/Teela-na, Castle Grayskull, Eternia, Etheria, The Royal Palace, Cringer/Battlecat, Queen Marlena, Teela, Man-At-Arms, Orko, King Randor, Sword of Power, Sword of Protection, The Crystal Castle, transformation sequences,......

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:11 am

Are the drugs you're on prescription or illicit? 'cause I'd like to try some.

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:23 am

Speaking of transformation sequences, what if Adora and Adam switched swords, would their costumes get switched too? Adora in He-man costume wouldn't bother me at all but Adam in She-ra.......... :SICK:

by **Blast Cannon** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:14 am

I'd just like to share that I've made the best cup of tea that has ever been brewed. Bloody lovely.

by **duragrip** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:06 pm

fenrir72 wrote:As I am also guilty but I did manage to get duragrip to admit that red heads are hotter than blonds. Adora may be hot but the Sorceress and Tee-La tops..........hands down

I think The Sorceress and Adora are nicer, more nurturing, patient and kind. So I like them better. Even though Teela is mean, she has the best butt.

by **duragrip** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:28 am

I love She-ra. It's just they made her dominant to He-man. Even though He-man came first, they always in the show referred to them as "She-ra and He-man". And She-ra would always be shown on the left side, the dominant side. She-ra always seemed to rescue He-man, never the other way around. She-ra would always get the last word, final kick, last screen shot. She seemed like she was rubbing it in the face of He-man fans that she had a sidekick who could fly. I sometimes feel like She-ra took away from He-man.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:53 am

Blast Cannon wrote:I'd just like to share that I've made the best cup of tea that has ever been brewed. Bloody lovely.

I'm more of a coffee man myself. Especially the first one of the day is unbeatable.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:02 am

duragrip wrote:I love She-ra. It's just they made her dominant to He-man. Even though He-man came first, they always in the show referred to them as "She-ra and He-man". And She-ra would always be shown on the left side, the dominant side. She-ra always seemed to rescue He-man, never the other way around. She-ra would always get the last word, final kick, last screen shot. She seemed like she was rubbing it in the face of He-man fans that she had a sidekick who could fly. I sometimes feel like She-ra took away from He-man.

You either have a very poor definition of "left side" or you just don't really know all that much about the characters.

by **duragrip** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:20 am

Shadowman wrote:

Thank you for that. I feel like King Randor when he said to Adam after bringing Adora home, "Today, you have made me the happiest man in all of Eternia."

by **duragrip** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:42 am

Can you say anything to make me feel less bad about She-ra's sword having an extra jewel, making He-man's sword look bland and plain? What about Adora getting a longer, more spectacular transformation sequence compared to He-man's 1-2 second transformation?