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News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:03 pm

For me, it would have to be the new Snickers Dark commercial.
(Two mentally handicapped brothers at a Soccer game, the mother tells them it's not what's on the inside that counts...)

I think it's one of the most tasteless and cruel commercials out there. They could've gone with something else to get their point across...but no.

F**k a Snickers.

And, now...yours?

by **tequila stu** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:33 pm

Autobot032 wrote:F**k a Snickers.

bit difficult don't you think

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:35 pm

tequila stu wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:F**k a Snickers.

bit difficult don't you think

Not really, it's all in the technique. ;;)

by **BLACKBIRD** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:59 pm

Smilling Bob from the Enzite Commercials, nuff said!

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:09 pm

BLACKBIRD wrote:Smilling Bob from the Enzite Commercials, nuff said!

lol Bob.

Like Cyberstrike on Facebook · by **Cyberstrike** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:13 pm

Autobot032 wrote:For me, it would have to be the new Snickers Dark commercial.
(Two mentally handicapped brothers at a Soccer game, the mother tells them it's not what's on the inside that counts...)

I think it's one of the most tasteless and cruel commercials out there. They could've gone with something else to get their point across...but no.

F**k a Snickers.

And, now...yours?

Same here.
That one (to me at least) seems to be a rip-off of the Geico
"it's so easy that a caveman can do it" commericals, but at least with Geico commericals you get a product placement and a social satire that's pretty funny.

by **Nightracer GT** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:59 am

Autobot032 wrote:For me, it would have to be the new Snickers Dark commercial.
(Two mentally handicapped brothers at a Soccer game, the mother tells them it's not what's on the inside that counts...)

I think it's one of the most tasteless and cruel commercials out there. They could've gone with something else to get their point across...but no.

F**k a Snickers.

And, now...yours?

Holy ****. :shock:

I'm sooo glad I don't watch TV anymore.

I once boycotted Pepsi for an entire year because Britney was advertising it before the movie that I bought a ticket to.

I love snickers. What am I gonna do now.... :cry:

by **Mighty Scorponok** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:28 pm

Its that dumb commercial of Cream and Berries Starburst............That british freak dancing, and singing like a happy little girl, with that look of his face in the end, almos gave me nightmares, :lol:

News Credits: 349 · by **Bed Bugs** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:03 pm

Mighty Scorponok wrote:Its that dumb commercial of Cream and Berries Starburst............That british freak dancing, and singing like a happy little girl, with that look of his face in the end, almos gave me nightmares,

That one is getting on my nerves too. It is almost a competition between Skittles and Starburst to come up with the worst commercials.

Skittles singing rabbit comes into a close second for most annoying commercial though.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:06 pm

It's an Alltel Phone Commercial.

The other guys (Verizon, Cingular, T-Mobile, and Sprint) try to get the better of the Alltel Saleman, Chad, to no avail.

One particular commericial, Verizon, Cingular, T-Mobile, and Sprint force Chad into a van.

After a bit of awkward dialogue, Chad asks "So, what level Dungeon Master are you guys?" to which one of the others responds "Dungeon Masters don't have levels, dork!"

What's bad is that they made the other companies look like asses, basically saying DnD players are assholes themselves.

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:41 pm

So, what level Dungeon Master are you?

;;)

by **Spoon** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:43 pm

Chris™ wrote:So, what level Dungeon Master are you?

lvl24
and you?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:44 pm

Chris™ wrote:So, what level Dungeon Master are you?

I'm not a nerd!

I'm a level 16 paladin.

by **Homer** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:21 pm

I actually like that commercial.

....and to add my 2 cents worth:

Berries and Cream!

by **Spoon** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:22 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Chris™ wrote:So, what level Dungeon Master are you?

I'm not a nerd!

I'm a level 16 paladin.

No your not. You're a bard. Stop trying to pretend you are one of the cool kids

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:24 pm

Spoon wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Chris™ wrote:So, what level Dungeon Master are you?

I'm not a nerd!

I'm a level 16 paladin.
No your not. You're a bard. Stop trying to pretend you are one of the cool kids

Speak english, I can't understand this nerd jibba jabba

I've never even really seena D&D game except for the arcade version years ago.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:55 pm

Spoon wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Chris™ wrote:So, what level Dungeon Master are you?

I'm not a nerd!

I'm a level 16 paladin.
No your not. You're a bard. Stop trying to pretend you are one of the cool kids

Gather round, ye children, and I shall tell ye a tale...

*Pulls out giant-ass +10,000 Sword, usually resevered for GODS.*

Of me kickin' yo' ass, foo'!

by **Tweezy** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:11 pm

I really cannot stand those late at night dating line commercials! like Interactive male *shudder* or Red Hot dating line! wherein a preppy sounding girl is about to open the door and goes "I bet they're as cute as the last red hot guys". And they have that horrible crapfest that they call music playing in the background! I just want to punch my TV and suffer severe loss of blood whenever I see one! :-x

as a side note: Me and a friend of mine have created the Berries & Cream guy in soul calibur 3. If that commercial frustrates you, then this character is the perfect punching bag for practice mode!

EDIT: And Shadowman... I steal your soul and use level 1,000,000 lightning on it. and you burst into a fine red mist 'cause you're only a level 2 druid!

by **Godmodule** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:23 am

Head-On commercials. Ugh!

by **Spoon** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:59 am

Shadowman wrote:
Spoon wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Chris™ wrote:So, what level Dungeon Master are you?

I'm not a nerd!

I'm a level 16 paladin.
No your not. You're a bard. Stop trying to pretend you are one of the cool kids

Gather round, ye children, and I shall tell ye a tale...

*Pulls out giant-ass +10,000 Sword, usually resevered for GODS.*

Of me kickin' yo' ass, foo'!

News Credits: 2 · by **Philcom** » Tue May 15, 2007 10:51 am

Alright, those recent anti-smoking ads with the guy in glasses going around trying to prove some points about tobacco companies. It just makes me think, "What are they trying to pull?" The problem is that each one of these points is a huge stretch. It just really annoying to listen to that guy use some really shaky arguments.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:41 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:EDIT: And Shadowman... I steal your soul and use level 1,000,000 lightning on it. and you burst into a fine red mist 'cause you're only a level 2 druid!

blarg i em ded!

*Dies.*
*WITH A VENGENCE.*

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:45 pm

Seriously Spoon, where do you find all this stuff? :lol:

Oh, and while I'm here *Casts resurection on Shadowman*

News Credits: 349 · by **Bed Bugs** » Tue May 15, 2007 10:31 pm

Another couple of commericals I find annoying are the Anti-Marijuana adds with the crappy animated stick figures on a yellow background. One has a pot smoker offer weed to a dog and the dog walks away and puts up a flag. :???:

The other has an alien land and the pot smoker offers him weed. The girl with the smoker falls in love with the alien for passing and they fly away on a UFO.

I swear those commercials were made by stoners. :lol: