The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

[Halo]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

[The Happy Locust]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

[Halo]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

[The Happy Locust]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

I suddenly even more of an urge to go skinny-dipping with strangers in a public place. Strange...

[Psycho Warrior]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

I suddenly even more of an urge to go skinny-dipping with strangers in a public place. Strange...

*PW passes out on the floor* uuuhh....

[The Happy Locust]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

I suddenly even more of an urge to go skinny-dipping with strangers in a public place. Strange...

*PW passes out on the floor* uuuhh....

Looks like we've got another swimmer. Okay gang, leave his pants somewhere we can find him and toss him in the fountain.

[Psycho Warrior]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

I suddenly even more of an urge to go skinny-dipping with strangers in a public place. Strange...

*PW passes out on the floor* uuuhh....

Looks like we've got another swimmer. Okay gang, leave his pants somewhere we can find him and toss him in the fountain.

just let me die...

[The Happy Locust]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

I suddenly even more of an urge to go skinny-dipping with strangers in a public place. Strange...

*PW passes out on the floor* uuuhh....

Looks like we've got another swimmer. Okay gang, leave his pants somewhere we can find him and toss him in the fountain.

just let me die...

Sorry, Reaper's on a break. So you get to moan and groan floating face-down in a public bath in a mall fountain. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"]and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

I suddenly even more of an urge to go skinny-dipping with strangers in a public place. Strange...

*PW passes out on the floor* uuuhh....

Looks like we've got another swimmer. Okay gang, leave his pants somewhere we can find him and toss him in the fountain.

just let me die...

Sorry, Reaper's on a break. So you get to moan and groan floating face-down in a public bath in a mall fountain. Enjoy it while it lasts.[/quote]
Please don't urinate/throw up in the fountain.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

I suddenly even more of an urge to go skinny-dipping with strangers in a public place. Strange...

*PW passes out on the floor* uuuhh....

Looks like we've got another swimmer. Okay gang, leave his pants somewhere we can find him and toss him in the fountain.

just let me die...

Sorry, Reaper's on a break. So you get to moan and groan floating face-down in a public bath in a mall fountain. Enjoy it while it lasts.[/quote]
Please don't urinate/throw up in the fountain.[/quote]

You've got a point. THROW HIM IN THE KIDDY POOL!

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

I suddenly even more of an urge to go skinny-dipping with strangers in a public place. Strange...

*PW passes out on the floor* uuuhh....

Looks like we've got another swimmer. Okay gang, leave his pants somewhere we can find him and toss him in the fountain.

just let me die...

Sorry, Reaper's on a break. So you get to moan and groan floating face-down in a public bath in a mall fountain. Enjoy it while it lasts.[/quote]
Please don't urinate/throw up in the fountain.[/quote]

You've got a point. THROW HIM IN THE KIDDY POOL![/quote]
I once dove into a kiddie pool.

[GrimSqueaker]

*looks around bemused* Eh? what the slag is this all about then?

[Halo]

*looks around bemused* Eh? what the slag is this all about then?

Way to be out of the loop.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

I suddenly even more of an urge to go skinny-dipping with strangers in a public place. Strange...

*PW passes out on the floor* uuuhh....

Looks like we've got another swimmer. Okay gang, leave his pants somewhere we can find him and toss him in the fountain.

just let me die...

Sorry, Reaper's on a break. So you get to moan and groan floating face-down in a public bath in a mall fountain. Enjoy it while it lasts.[/quote]
Please don't urinate/throw up in the fountain.[/quote]

You've got a point. THROW HIM IN THE KIDDY POOL![/quote]
I once dove into a kiddie pool.[/quote]

I can imagine the skull fractures. *rubs small lines in own head*

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"]and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

I'll supply the oreos

I love you.

Aw what the hell, IT'S A PARTY!

*Locust runs to the security booth.*

*on intercom* Attention all mall patrons, your attention please. There will be a shilly of a wing-ding happening in the mall fountain. Everyone is encouraged to bring soap and not much else. CANNONBALL!

I have the sudden urge to replace the fountains water with Diet Coke and then throw Mentos in it.

I suddenly even more of an urge to go skinny-dipping with strangers in a public place. Strange...

*PW passes out on the floor* uuuhh....

Looks like we've got another swimmer. Okay gang, leave his pants somewhere we can find him and toss him in the fountain.

just let me die...

Sorry, Reaper's on a break. So you get to moan and groan floating face-down in a public bath in a mall fountain. Enjoy it while it lasts.[/quote]
Please don't urinate/throw up in the fountain.[/quote]

You've got a point. THROW HIM IN THE KIDDY POOL![/quote]
I once dove into a kiddie pool.[/quote]

I can imagine the skull fractures. *rubs small lines in own head*[/quote]
Nope, I just scraped my nose.

[Psycho Warrior]

*thows up in the kiddy pool, much to michael Jackson's dismay*

[Halo]

*thows up in the kiddy pool, much to michael Jackson's dismay*

Feel better.

[GrimSqueaker]

*looks around bemused* Eh? what the slag is this all about then?

Way to be out of the loop.

I feel through the loop and bumped my head

[The Happy Locust]

Good news people. This has been declared the largest impromptu public bath in a public place in history. Just for that... MORE BUBBLES!

[Psycho Warrior]

*thows up in the kiddy pool, much to michael Jackson's dismay*

Feel better.

actually, I do.

[Halo]

*thows up in the kiddy pool, much to michael Jackson's dismay*

Feel better.

actually, I do.

YAY!

[Psycho Warrior]

*thows up in the kiddy pool, much to michael Jackson's dismay*

Feel better.

actually, I do.

YAY!

Still coughing up crap but I'm better than was before.

[Halo]

*thows up in the kiddy pool, much to michael Jackson's dismay*

Feel better.

actually, I do.

YAY!

Still coughing up crap but I'm better than was before.

I order your disease to go away.

[The Happy Locust]

*thows up in the kiddy pool, much to michael Jackson's dismay*

Feel better.

actually, I do.

YAY!

Still coughing up crap but I'm better than was before.

I order your disease to go away.

Well, the police raid finally shut down the mall fountain public bath and escorted 30 nude people to jail. But on the bright side, they missed me.

*Goes back to the fountain and continues doing backstrokes*