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Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!

That was all funy as hell but what does it have to do with Transformers?

isnt this general discussion?

Nope, this is Transformers General Discussion, the other general discussion is a seperate thing.

Well, let me pass what I heard last nite.

At 2:30 in the morining, there was a banging at Mary McBrides front door.

She opens it to find two of her husdand friends dripping wet.

They say, "Theres been a terriable accident. Your husband fell into a vat of Whiskey."

She says, "Well, why didn't you help him out?"

They say, "We tried, three times."

O, you people! You're such rogues!

I like.

Here's my share...

Father: Those who would like to donate for the church are requested to stand when the music starts.

Organist: Father, what music shall i play?

Father: The National Anthem.

Cool joke Auto Bot

Airlift wrote:Cool joke Auto Bot

Thanks, Airlift. I thought they'd airlift me outta here if i don't do a good one.

Auto Bot wrote:

Airlift wrote:Cool joke Auto Bot

Thanks, Airlift. I thought they'd airlift me outta here if i don't do a good one.

LYNCH HIM!!!!!

The Master Blaster wrote:

Auto Bot wrote:

Airlift wrote:Cool joke Auto Bot

Thanks, Airlift. I thought they'd airlift me outta here if i don't do a good one.

LYNCH HIM!!!!!

Yay!!! Look out! Coming thru!

You were soooooo close to freedom. A good joke none the less.

Then you made a terrible pun about someone's name.


My god, it was so awful I threw my dog into the fire place!!!!

The Master Blaster wrote:You were soooooo close to freedom. A good joke none the less.

Then you made a terrible pun about someone's name.


My god, it was so awful I threw my dog into the fire place!!!!

Ooops!

That was bad, Auto Bot. Bad Auto Bot!

Anything for a good laugh.

Sorry, i'll try to behave.

It's a bit quiet in here.

No hard feelings?

Lonely in here.

Here's another one to cheer you guys up.


Tough Guy 1: "Toast! Let's drink some more! I had a fight with my wife..."

Tough Guy 2: "Oh, so who won?"

Tough Guy 1: "Let's just say... in the end, she was crawling on her knees towards me."

Tough Guy 2: "Man, you were cruel! Hahaha, you're still the man! What did she say?"

Tough Guy 1: "Get you're ass out from under the bed! You chicken!"

Auto Bot wrote::(

Lonely in here.

Here's another one to cheer you guys up.


Tough Guy 1: "Toast! Let's drink some more! I had a fight with my wife..."

Tough Guy 2: "Oh, so who won?"

Tough Guy 1: "Let's just say... in the end, she was crawling on her knees towards me."

Tough Guy 2: "Man, you were cruel! Hahaha, you're still the man! What did she say?"

Tough Guy 1: "Get you're ass out from under the bed! You chicken!"

Lol!!!!!

you're a regular jokester Auto Bot

Really?


Story of the day:


John: My wife is so fat. She wanted to lose some weight. So she went for horseback riding.

Tom: What's the result?

John: The horse lost 20 pounds!

Auto Bot wrote:Really?


Story of the day:


John: My wife is so fat. She wanted to lose some weight. So she went for horseback riding.

Tom: What's the result?

John: The horse lost 20 pounds!

Hahah!

I wonder how's Airlift. I missed him.

I'm fine thanks Auto Bot

just thought I'd post before it got moved or locked.

Airlift wrote:I'm fine thanks Auto Bot

I'm glad to see you around Airlift. I hope there's no hard feelings. It was just for fun.