The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:50 pm

Tristar wrote:I am about to proove without a shadow of a doudt that I am old...

*walks into a storage closest. Throws a dead wheelie clone at at Halo. Throws a "Wheeljack is sleep" Sign at Shadowman. Comes out of the storage cloest and locks the door tight.*

Please feel free to burn those items.

*leaves*

Wait wait, you left some things in there.

*Walks into same storage closet. Pulls out mug of energon, an acid cream pie, a large cage marked MISFITS, and a posterboard marked "antimutanthybridtesttubebabyist", and I'm pretty sure I got part of that wrong*

by **Blastback** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:06 pm

Jar Axel wrote:*Walks out of the kitchen eating the last strawberry poptart*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:10 pm

Blastback wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:*Walks out of the kitchen eating the last strawberry poptart*

Now look what you did.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:41 pm

*UW sommons vast army of zombies to attack the office*

YES!! YES!! *zombies begin attacking UW, before he could grab conviently located shotgun*

HELP!!!!

by **Blastback** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:41 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Blastback wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:*Walks out of the kitchen eating the last strawberry poptart*

Now look what you did.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:43 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:*UW sommons vast army of zombies to attack the office*

YES!! YES!! *zombies begin attacking UW, before he could grab conviently located shotgun*

HELP!!!!

Hrm...on the one hand, it's a horde of Zombies...but then you'd only slow us down. Don't worry, we'll think about making a statue of you or something for your sacrifice...now hurry and and be devoured. I don't have all day.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:14 am

Shadowman wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*UW sommons vast army of zombies to attack the office*

YES!! YES!! *zombies begin attacking UW, before he could grab conviently located shotgun*

HELP!!!!

Hrm...on the one hand, it's a horde of Zombies...but then you'd only slow us down. Don't worry, we'll think about making a statue of you or something for your sacrifice...now hurry and and be devoured. I don't have all day.

You mean the zombies have already come? *PW rushes down the street from the office and into a starbucks*

People sipping coffee? Chatting about things while on laptops, and .... tea!? My god it's spreading faster than I thought! *shotguns the guy who wants to know if I want a tall latte*

by **Blastback** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:38 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*UW sommons vast army of zombies to attack the office*

YES!! YES!! *zombies begin attacking UW, before he could grab conviently located shotgun*

HELP!!!!

Hrm...on the one hand, it's a horde of Zombies...but then you'd only slow us down. Don't worry, we'll think about making a statue of you or something for your sacrifice...now hurry and and be devoured. I don't have all day.

You mean the zombies have already come? *PW rushes down the street from the office and into a starbucks*

People sipping coffee? Chatting about things while on laptops, and .... tea!? My god it's spreading faster than I thought! *shotguns the guy who wants to know if I want a tall latte*

*Begins arming shotguns and miniguns*

And people call us paraniod. So, we shoot our way to Alaska?

by **Jar Axel** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:21 pm

Blastback wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*UW sommons vast army of zombies to attack the office*

YES!! YES!! *zombies begin attacking UW, before he could grab conviently located shotgun*

HELP!!!!

Hrm...on the one hand, it's a horde of Zombies...but then you'd only slow us down. Don't worry, we'll think about making a statue of you or something for your sacrifice...now hurry and and be devoured. I don't have all day.

You mean the zombies have already come? *PW rushes down the street from the office and into a starbucks*

People sipping coffee? Chatting about things while on laptops, and .... tea!? My god it's spreading faster than I thought! *shotguns the guy who wants to know if I want a tall latte*

*Begins arming shotguns and miniguns*

And people call us paraniod. So, we shoot our way to Alaska?

Fine by me

*loads a SAW with custom magnesium core rounds*

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:59 pm

I've got a decent department store I intend to fortify. It's like Wal*Mart, but not Evil. Play defense in the summer, and come the winter, expand the defense perimeter while going out for supplies. Winters can get EXCESSIVELY cold here, so they'll be good and slow.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:02 pm

*PW is currently in the mall chainsawing some irritating mall rats. They're not infect she just couldn't take anymore of their annoying way of talking*

by **Halo** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:40 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW is currently in the mall chainsawing some irritating mall rats. They're not infect she just couldn't take anymore of their annoying way of talking*

When I saw the word "irritating", I read it as "irradiated", and instanly thought of Fallout 3, and how Irradiated Mall Rats would look.

by **Jar Axel** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:59 am

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW is currently in the mall chainsawing some irritating mall rats. They're not infect she just couldn't take anymore of their annoying way of talking*

When I saw the word "irritating", I read it as "irradiated", and instanly thought of Fallout 3, and how Irradiated Mall Rats would look.

lol Either way they should all burn

*cuts loose with a stream of flaming metal from the saw*

Bring the Pain, the aweful burining pain :twisted:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:39 am

Jar Axel wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW is currently in the mall chainsawing some irritating mall rats. They're not infect she just couldn't take anymore of their annoying way of talking*

When I saw the word "irritating", I read it as "irradiated", and instanly thought of Fallout 3, and how Irradiated Mall Rats would look.

lol Either way they should all burn

*cuts loose with a stream of flaming metal from the saw*

Bring the Pain, the aweful burining pain

*PW watches with pride as Axel murders a mall cop*

Chaos be praised, the mall no longer has it's segway riding rent a cop to enforce order. Now, who wants to buy a watch?
*PW opens his coat to show an impressive selection of timepieces. Most still with attached to their previous owner's wrists*

by **Jar Axel** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:06 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW is currently in the mall chainsawing some irritating mall rats. They're not infect she just couldn't take anymore of their annoying way of talking*

When I saw the word "irritating", I read it as "irradiated", and instanly thought of Fallout 3, and how Irradiated Mall Rats would look.

lol Either way they should all burn

*cuts loose with a stream of flaming metal from the saw*

Bring the Pain, the aweful burining pain

*PW watches with pride as Axel murders a mall cop*

Chaos be praised, the mall no longer has it's segway riding rent a cop to enforce order. Now, who wants to buy a watch?
*PW opens his coat to show an impressive selection of timepieces. Most still with attached to their previous owner's wrists*

One rent a wuss? Thats all they sent against me?

*Several men in black suits crash through a skylight and rapel to the floor*

I stand corrected

*locks in another belt of ammo*

Bring it on you communist sons of ******

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:30 pm

Communist? Wait a minute...Then that means...

*The cables snap, the commie agents fall to the ground*

Of course. Everyone know Commie's can't afford decent rope!

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:23 pm

*UW and horde of zombies meld into something that looks like a cross between britney spears, whoopi goldberg (sp?),Dr. Phil, and oprah winfrey ( that one, im sure i spelled wrong)*

Arghrahh, must...try...to...pretend...to...know...about...psychology...

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:40 pm

Shadowman wrote:Communist? Wait a minute...Then that means...

*The cables snap, the commie agents fall to the ground*

Of course. Everyone know Commie's can't afford decent rope!

In communist russia, rope breaks you.

by **Jar Axel** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:52 pm

Shadowman wrote:Communist? Wait a minute...Then that means...

*The cables snap, the commie agents fall to the ground*

Of course. Everyone know Commie's can't afford decent rope!

Someones never run affoul of the unions

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:41 pm

Jar Axel wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Communist? Wait a minute...Then that means...

*The cables snap, the commie agents fall to the ground*

Of course. Everyone know Commie's can't afford decent rope!

Someones never run affoul of the unions

Unions are mafia, not commie. Everyone knows that. Even Oblivious Scott knows that. And he's oblivious to everything!

by **Jar Axel** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:45 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Communist? Wait a minute...Then that means...

*The cables snap, the commie agents fall to the ground*

Of course. Everyone know Commie's can't afford decent rope!

Someones never run affoul of the unions

Unions are mafia, not commie. Everyone knows that. Even Oblivious Scott knows that. And he's oblivious to everything!

Checks UAW and NEA bylaws. Yup definatly a bunch of commies they just act like mafia; kinda like the Russian mob.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:54 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Communist? Wait a minute...Then that means...

*The cables snap, the commie agents fall to the ground*

Of course. Everyone know Commie's can't afford decent rope!

Someones never run affoul of the unions

Unions are mafia, not commie. Everyone knows that. Even Oblivious Scott knows that. And he's oblivious to everything!

Oblivious Scott: uhhh... what? *doesn't even notice the zombie chewing on his skull*

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:18 pm

*UW headless body starts moving toward PW*

Arghh-rhaaa

---how am i talking if i have no head

---

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:57 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:*UW headless body starts moving toward PW*

Arghh-rhaaa

---how am i talking if i have no head ---

You'd be surprised what you don't need. Right now I'm missing half my brain, my spleen, and three of my kidneys. I wanna know who keeps stealing my organ jar collection.

by **Jar Axel** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:03 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*UW headless body starts moving toward PW*

Arghh-rhaaa

---how am i talking if i have no head ---

You'd be surprised what you don't need. Right now I'm missing half my brain, my spleen, and three of my kidneys. I wanna know who keeps stealing my organ jar collection.

No telling, but I'm willing to bet it's the same person who keeps mutilating my cadaver collection.