The Energon Pub

by **Avensis-Mahiya** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:18 pm

Because the Hub executives are watching you pee yourself with excitement and are amused by it.

What brand are Starscream's heels?

by **prowl123** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:16 am

Gucci, gal!

Are there too many Optimus Primes?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:06 am

Nope.

What if Bumblebee got the matrix?

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:44 pm

then hasbro would release another 30'000 redecos, each with a slighter shade of blue then the one before

how the hell do helicopter bots fly in space

by **prowl123** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:47 am

They eat a lot of helium.

Should Barricade eat pie?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:00 am

Pie? I like pie.

What would a Transformer pie taste of?

by **prowl123** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:14 am

Motor oil with a hint of blood that I did not spill.

Why did Cliffjumper have to die?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:00 pm

It wasn't Cliffjumper who died.
It was Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
He asked for it.

Who's the most Yoda-like Transformer?

by **prowl123** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:32 pm

Unicron.

Shockwave is truly outrageous, right?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:50 pm

I dunno 'bout that, but he's flashing that purple like craaaaazy.

Is Shockblast a Shockwave-groupie?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:50 pm

You are being illogical.

Magnaboss.. what happened there?

by **prowl123** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:16 pm

Anything with the prefix 'shock-' is. Shock absorbers, Shockblast, Shocker, all that ****.

Will Shockblast ever get a life?

by **Rex Prime** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:38 pm

When he get ShockBlasted.

What is life for transformers?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:07 pm

If I told you, I'd have to extinguish your spark.

Do you think Megatron has a poetic side?

by **prowl123** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:44 pm

"Where would you be without me, Prime? You bet he does.

If Rodimus Prime ever sang 'The Touch,' would the the Earth explode?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:56 pm

Only if he did the ..."rap" version, from 2007.

Why did Stan Bush allow that version?

by **prowl123** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:18 pm

Because Stan Bush is Unicron in disguise, and hopes to destroy music for everyone.

Is MechTech a failure?

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:07 pm

No

Why does japan suck at making Transformer series

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:36 am

It's classified.

So... Getting back to ol' Magnaboss there... Is the native-American design-angle racist or empowering?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:02 am

It's ..complicated.

Why don't any of the Beast Wars characters have issues transforming?
I'm sure that at least One tail would get in the way!

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:25 am

Well, all I can say is that if I would be Optimus Primal, I'd tell my crew not to scan the whole damn animal. Just the usefull bits.

So how did Megatron come up with a dragon mode anyways? I mean, those things weren't thought up by humans yet. So... Megatron invented dragons?