The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

Better yet how Randy got promoted ahead of us.

Randy: I'm going to need you both to come in on saturday... yeah...

LOL I love it.



Soo...should we abandon Starbase and create a new thread?

Yeah. I've already got the demolition crew wiring explosives, they told me we should make in implosion but I corrected them.

Implosions are way more fun. I'll prove it. But first, I need a friend's help.

*Locust whistles loudly. Immediately, an overly muscular figure wearing blue tights, a red cape, and a large red KO insignia on his chest bursts through the office wall*.

Say hello to Knock Out Man. Here's his trick.

*KO-man grabs the nearest Randy and crushes his head into a ball.*

Denser.

*KO-man squeezes harder until Randy's head is now a palm-size lump of coal.*

Denser than that!

*More squeezing turns Randy's head into a small diamond.*

DENSER!

*Using all his strength, Randy's head becomes so condenses it forms a miniature black hole (accidentally sucking in KO man along with anything else loose in the office.*

HANG ON EVERYBODY!

*Locust grabs a pole and hangs on for dear life as most of the room is sucked into the tiny ball of dark matter. Just as suddenly as it started, it ends.*

Damn, still not dense enough. That only took out one room.

*looks down*



...and my pants.

[Psycho Warrior]

I prefer to man randys with explosives and tell them inanimate objects made lewd comments about their mothers. ever see a retard with a bomb strapped to his chest? now you have.

[Halo]

Okay, let's let this thing die. Once it gets off the front page, I'll create a new one. Does this sparkle with everyone (aka all 3 of us)?