The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:48 am

Bumblebee.

Which Transformer is more fond of kids, Autotrooper or Legion?

by **prowl123** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:41 pm

The one on the left.

Is it fair to put 42 Decepticons and 4.2 Autobots that desparately want to kill each other in a room together?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:05 pm

Yup. As long as they Don't Panic.

How would the Quintessons judge Vogon poetry?

by **prowl123** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:39 pm

They would say 'WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?'

Should Transformers be able to show multiple emotions at once?

by **USDA Prime** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:09 am

Shockwave tried that, and look what happened.

Who the hell came up with the name "Snowballimus" for those Transformers Hostess Snack Cakes.

by **prowl123** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:22 am

Snowballimus. Who else?

Would it be cool if Soundwave's alt mode was a guitar?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:30 am

Only if Snowballimus would jam on him.

Aren't Fuzors just very lazy combiners?

by **USDA Prime** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:21 am

No, Fuzors are incredibly stupid Transformers who f'ed up their disguises by being indecisive. Seriously, who's going to be fooled by a scorpion with a cobra as a tail, or a half elephant half killer whale?

If the Autobots outnumbered the Decepticons 3 to 1 in RiD, why did it take them so long to beat them?

by **Red 50** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:26 am

'Cause no-one would watch a cartoon, in which the good guys win so soon. It's like watching a half an hour movie.

If Mirage was gay in Transformers: Energon, what is he in Shattered Glass?

by **Rex Prime** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:00 pm

Accidentally posted this, check the next page.

by **Rex Prime** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:11 pm

More Gay then before.

Does optimus prime loves pipse?

Update:

The First Post In Page-1 is now updated with rules and notes, if you don't have time to got to page-1 then read them here.

Rexsaur wrote:Here are the game rules:

1-Someone is asks a Transformers Related question.

2-Another guy or...you, answers the question of that guy with a stupid/funny answer.

3-Make sure after answering the question that you include in your post another question so someone else could answer it.

Example

Someone posts:

What is the matrix of leadership?

Next Post:

A type of coca-cola

How Optimus Prime became leader of Autobots?

I begin:

What does a Transformer eat?

IMPORTANT NOTE:

Please don't ask questions that are not related to Transformers.

example:

prowl123 wrote:Are clowns creepy?

and here is something else, we don't want a right answer for the questions, we want funny and stupid answers. Still, some right answers are allowed as long as they are stupid/funny or have in it a sense of humor.

~Rexsaur

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:12 pm

He collects bottles, so he has to drink the stuff. It washes away the Destronpizza nicely as well.

What did Barricade do during ROTF?

by **prowl123** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:32 pm

He ate clowns. And Rexsaur. Rexsaur is now Barricade pretending to be human. With Alice. They have a very sensitive relationship.

Are there too many 3rd Party Devastators?

by **Red 50** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:45 pm

Who counts?

Where do little sparklings come from?

by **USDA Prime** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:52 pm

When a Spark and some bling love each other very much, they engage in a slimy, disgusting act of fluid exchange. 9 months later, the sparkling is born while you're going to therapy for witnessing such a horrifying event.

You know all the G1 Autobots that suddenly appeared in season 2 but acted like they had been there the whole time (e.g. Perceptor, Warpath, Beachcomber, etc.). Where were they during season 1?

by **prowl123** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:59 pm

Eating pickles.

Come on, Bruticus?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:10 pm

Maximus.

Go on, Terradive?

by **Rex Prime** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:45 pm

in computer voice: READING QUESTION TEXT....QUESTION READING COMPLETE...ANSWERING QUESTION. FATAL ERROR...ERROR CODE:16661232.

Does Soundwave like sounds?

Note for people who don't read sigs: I changed my name to Rex Prime, my name before was Rexsaur

by **USDA Prime** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:32 pm

The truth is he's hearing-impaired, and is an incredibly gifted lip reader.

Why does Megatron retreat so often, even when he still has a tactical advantage?

by **prowl123** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:56 pm

Because he wants a glass of lemonade.

Is Rex Prime better than Rexsaur?

Because you're a member of a website about Transformers, that counts as a Transformer-related question.