The Energon Pub

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Springer: The cheese just burned.

Chef Magnus: I can't deal with that now!

Damn you sir! You stole my words from my mouth!!

Magnus and ice cream tub-

"Open damnit, open! Prime, I thought you said that lid would come off if I pulled it?!"

Great minds think alike!

[Zombie Starscream]

Um... you're supose to put the butter on the pan not the bread, that's what stops it from sticking.

No way man. Butter the bread. Flavour!

I hate butter, the flavor is bad. I've hated butter ever sence I was little and someone replaced the bar of cheese in the back fridge with a bar of butter.

What I do is toast the bread in the toaster, and then add the cheese and nuke it in the microwave. No butter needed

I think Ultra Magnus should go on Iron Chef. I would love to see him try and handle a slippery gasping fish