The Energon Pub

Hi.
I was playing around with some ideas for bumper stickers and ended up with this huge list of ideas. Doing so, I eventually came to the point where the classic quote comes into play:
My other car is....

Of course this came to THE greatest thing to ever happen to cars:
TRANSFORMERS.

So I go this idea that I thought might be lame or might be hilarious (or might be both ).
Ask you bots what you would slap on your butt if you where a bot? What message do find fits your personality? What would be a giggle to see on the road?

So here's the 4-fold point:
What would you personally have as a bumpersticker?
What would you put on an existing TRANSFORMER'S tail?
What is just a damn funny thing to see on any car's bumper?
And lastly, tell us your idea for a great "My other car is..." sticker?

give us one.
give us all of them.
give us a million.
Heck, give us a few every day!

Here's a list of what i got so far. I hope you enjoy them.

My other car is piece of ****, too.
My other car is a broom.
My other car is a cape.
My other car is a rocket pack.
My other car is an invisible jet.
My other car is undead.
My other car is a sissy car, too.
My other car is orbiting the planet right now.
My other car is just passing Alpha Centari right about now.
My other car is Evil.
My other car is Satan.
My other car is Steven King’s wet dream.
My other car is in the CSI lab.
My other car is worse.
My other car is lame.
My other car is armed for combat.
My other car is a giant, evil robot.
My other car is criminally insane.
My other car is trying to kill me!
My other car is plotting to kill us all!
My other car is caged and drugged.
My other car is smarter than your kids.
My other car is eating my soul!
My other car is speaking to me.
My other car is thirsty for blood.
My other car is imaginary.
My other car is magical.
My other car can beat up your other car.
My other car is made by Tonka.
My other car is made by Hot Wheels.
My other car is a real smart ass.
My other car is a jerk.
My other car is a giant killing machine from outer space!
My other car is the possessor of the Matrix of Leadership.