The Energon Pub

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:51 am

Viperman wrote:Heres a thought; if fish are renamed sea kittens does that make shrimp sea mice?

*throws a sea mouse to his pet goldsea kitten*

Fixxxed.

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:01 am

Hrm. I've tested this concept and it has failed. I renamed my students 'desk kittens'. I still had no problem failing a quarter of them on the midterm.

Next I'll try splashing the ones who text in class with red paint, which PETA used to do with furs. I'll report how well that stops that problem.

HK, putting the 'mental' in experimental.

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:34 pm

hellkitty wrote:Hrm. I've tested this concept and it has failed. I renamed my students 'desk kittens'. I still had no problem failing a quarter of them on the midterm.

I have a new term for undergrads now, thank you.

by **Doubledealer93** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:11 pm

well i had three cans of tuna, hot dogs, mcgrittle from Mcdonalds cow milk(5 glasses of it) the day i become a vegetarian is the day i die. no. stupid name. never gonna callem that.